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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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Seriously tempted by making my first shite buy with one of those German market Asconas.

 

The Rekords look hot too, but I'm a bit squittish about being sucked down in to the bowels of hell to be tortured for all eternity by a murder of possessed child manaquins.

 

RHD Ascona in Ireland from a few pages back:

'82 Opel Ascona for €725.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3142621

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-NAVARA ... 19d1cfbf14

 

'NOT THE USUAL PROBLEM WITH THIS'

 

The usual problem with these being that they're usually driven about 0.00001mm from your rear bumper by some baldy, council estate, gangster wannabe with a small cock and a large drug use problem.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Perhaps Eastern Bloc colours fade the other way to western ones?

 

Ebay seller reckons: "Cheap to insure, fun to drive and can be made to look stylish too! "

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Wafting 'long the A roads,

Hitting on the ladies.

Other fuckers cannot touch,

My pussy trap Mercedes.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-HONDA-FI ... 2a1d5370bd

 

PROFESSIONALLY FITTED WITH A 919 RACE TUNED HONDA FIREBLADE ENGINE

 

This looks like a bloody scream, The video is worth a watch too, especially as this dodgy looking plastic pig goes flying off down the road and the camera man states the body isn't bolted on yet...

 

 

 

 

We've all got to die of something. And "backwards through a wall in a bike powered Reliant Robin" ranks pretty highly on the most manliest means of death possible. Maximum RESTECTPA from St Peter

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Incredible-Ex ... 41668ca037

 

I wouldn't like to guess whether the £3995 is steep or not but there's can't be many other 20000 mile Skoda 110's left in the UK.

 

Supplied new by Newton Motors Main Skoda Distributors in Ilford, Essex, this vehicle returned to them in exceptional condition after the original owner covered less than 20,000 miles.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-FORD-SIE ... 1e6ec4fbd4

 

Car has been resprayed in satin black since I acquired it as i wanted it to stand out

 

If by "stand out" you mean by looking like a purple throbbing bell end then I think you've succeeded.

 

ROFL! You made me spill my cornflakes!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-NISSAN-M ... 3377345cd3

 

'Its a basic model so no electric windows - but less things for it to go wrong'

 

'The only thing that i have noticed wrong with it is that the drivers windows regulator needs replacing as the windows doesn't wind down.'

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C309036#

 

Is it wrong to really like this?, for £1500 ono I'd hit it.

 

The engine is a 2.0 ZVH unit. For people who don't know what a ZVH is, it consists of a 2.0 Zetec bottom end, bolted to a 1.6 CVH cylinder head, with all the goodies to go with it

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