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If you squint a bit, the front of this looks like a cross between a Vectra and  Vel Satis.  

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-BLS-1-9D-2006-Automatic-Car-for-Sale-not-running-repairable/254479647112?hash=item3b402b4188:g:bkIAAOSwsmdeG4rE

 

' styled to catch the eye & delivers a luxurious experience. '

 

G-R-8! Where do I sign up? 

 

' With proven mechanicals under the BLS skin'

 

Hw mutch buyd it nw M8?

 

' The car has been fully maintained'

 

come now wiv mummy an drived it hm

 

' the head gasket has gone'

 

L8RS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-BLS-1-9D-2006-Automatic-Car-for-Sale-not-running-repairable/254479647112?hash=item3b402b4188:g:bkIAAOSwsmdeG4rE

 

 

 

 

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I've seen this super clean E36 in Whitley Bay on the side of the road a few months ago and was amazed how good it still looked. Its now up for sale for £1100 and might be a great chance to pick up an excellent example of an otherwise usually run into the ground car:

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2437071813271204/

I might as well add some decent photos I took myself...

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Q) Isn't this mobile liquorice allsort brilliant?

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A) No it's fucking not

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-1987-Classic-Petrol-5-speed-Manual-42-000mls-MOT-confirms-history/303442376775?hash=item46a6933847:g:SYwAAOSw~WpeGuLg

 

'Vehicle was Mot'd for a year in September 2018.'

 

 

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Posted

Tenner towards your fuel and promise to come and visit you in HMP Birmingham to whoever drives this back

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Volvo-and-1978-Scania-111-Left-hand-drive-tippers/293419614863?hash=item44512c028f:g:nkoAAOSwGyZeGlld

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A great big pile of steaming shit. And some manure.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mark-4-escort-diesel/114064779718?hash=item1a8eca69c6:g:Pp4AAOSwce1eHImC

 

'Mk4 Escort'

 

It's got cam belt damage and the starting price of 99p is about 97p more than it's worth without cam belt damage. This 'Mk' of Escort (especially the diesels) have to be in the top ten most hateful cars ever built.

 

(Edit: obvs it's not a Mk4)

Posted
56 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Giffer-owned DW8-powered Corolla for £399 BIN

Just needs a fuse for the central locking, air-con regas M8, new glow-plugs and a radio head unit from a scrapper. Maybe a speed sensor. Sounds like an ideal little project that.

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