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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Amazingly, this gopping heap of camel's excrement isn't actually in Skegness, Rhyl or Blackpool.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Monster-truck-v8-ateam-GMC-vandura-4x4-lpg-spares-or-repair/283405271138?hash=item41fc454062:g:pdAAAOSwyUpcYFIc

 

'Possible hot soak issue'

 

 

Possibly rather hot soak my knackers in an industrial paraffin cleaner for six weeks than be seen in this.

billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

billy_bunter

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300k miles, MOT fail on lots of rust, mouldy interior, diesel Escort van. I cannot think of anything shitter than this.

 

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The description is borderline psychotic.

BORDERLINE !! I stopped when he was waxing lyrical about welding shocks in 1993 and there was still 29k words left in the dissertation....fruit loops

N Dentressangle Rank: Renault 16

N Dentressangle

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Despite being a bag of wank to drive, that is fucking gorgeous.

 

Agreed. And how much nastier a bag of wank to drive than a VW Type 2 bus can it be, anyway?

 

Having driven both, I'd say the characteristics of thirsty sluggishness, vague steering, seasick handling and wooden brakes were what they had in common.

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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1 of only 2 on th road says the seller... Buy the cheaper one...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-HYUNDAI-SCOUPE-1-5-MVi-SE-IN-BLACK-68000-MILES-PX-OR-SWAP/113663352881?hash=item1a76dd2031:g:YWUAAOSw519ba0Hc

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SherpaMog Rank: BL Wedge

SherpaMog

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If anyone wants to crowdfund feel free. The Sherpa is my fucking heaven. Sadly potless due to backstabbing cunts/life.

It's my automotive heaven.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Vauxhall cavalier 1.6 saloon

 

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"Barn find Vauxhall cavalier 1.6 saloon in blue only done 33,386 from new 1 former keeper has bean dry stored for the last 19 years running and driving  just had fitted new starter motor and new  alternator fuel tank taken off flushed out and pipes replaced. will need some TLC no MOT not bad condition for age any questions please ask thanks any viewings welcome any test drive welcome everything works bar the heater fan will need replacing thanks for looking bargain classic happy bidding"

 

£1,000.00 - 0 bids
Reserve not met

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-1-6-saloon/323718103564?hash=item4b5f1a420c:g:fCMAAOSwxBNcep0Q&frcectupt=true

 

 

 

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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I considered one of these as winter beater before, and this 599 quid example would be perfect for that. Cheapest one I've ever seen.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-4.2-03reg./1332100687

 

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For whatever reason, the seller also has an ad up for just the engine, advertised for 1400 quid...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-replacement-parts/jaguar-4.2-engine-03-reg/1330817119

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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THE INTERIOR IS NOT BAD AT ALL

 

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THE ONLY PARTS NEEDING REPLACED ARE SPARK PLUGS AND A COIL PACK.

 

THE DRIVERS FLOOR PAN AND BOOT FLOOR NEED REPLACING

 

THE DOORS HAVE ROT AT THE HINGES AND THEREFORE REQUIRE WELDING OR REPLACING

 

ok

 

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM BIDDING FOLLOWING A FEW BEERS

 

There aren't enough beers in this world. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-FOR-RESTORATION-MANY-ADDITIONAL-FEATURES-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION/132968814726

Broadsword Rank: Renault 16

Broadsword

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I considered one of these as winter beater before, and this 599 quid example would be perfect for that. Cheapest one I've ever seen.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-4.2-03reg./1332100687

 

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For whatever reason, the seller also has an ad up for just the engine, advertised for 1400 quid...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/car-replacement-parts/jaguar-4.2-engine-03-reg/1330817119

I’d contacted the seller when it initially went on. Forget it, he’s playing games. Not convinced he has a car to sell. Basically he thinks he is selling it on auction and the price on the ad is “offers above”. He won’t tell you what the real price is either.

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