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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Doesn't appear to have a reserve or scene tax applied, but does look like it's lived all it's life inside an Electrolux upright vacuum bag. Could be a bargain for someone, be curious to see how much some nutter is willing to pay for it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-VOLKSWAG ... 608wt_1396

 

£370 it would seem. Doesn't sound too steep to me. Some bits of it don't look as bad as mine...

 

They'd probably have got twice that if they'd hosed some of the crud off, mind.

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That 128 is exactly the same as the one I used to have. :D

 

Also, have a rather smart early Sierra Estate.

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That 128 is exactly the same as the one I used to have. :D

 

Also, have a rather smart early Sierra Estate.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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People who put ghastly modern wheels on old cars need a bloody good shoeing most of the time.

 

Right, have a Maestro in the best comination possible: Diesel and turbo.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MAESTRO ... 4166707e72

 

£100, no res. PLEASE save this from L/R twattage.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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People who put ghastly modern wheels on old cars need a bloody good shoeing most of the time.

 

Right, have a Maestro in the best comination possible: Diesel and turbo.

 

$(KGrHqR,!jYE-cm8By9PBP)n5VBow!~~60_3.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MAESTRO ... 4166707e72

 

£100, no res. PLEASE save this from L/R twattage.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Got your own business? Want some great mobile* advertising? Can't stretch to a new car? Here at ShitCarMarketing we can offer you the deal of a lifetime on one of our slightly older models. Terms and Conditions apply, E&OE exempt, available at all good car dealers and quite a few shit ones too. Calls terminate in Cavcraft Towers, India. You will be spammed.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor- ... 4ab818e238

 

'it will probably need LOTS of work done. But at least it's not a fucking BMW Mini advertising Estate Agents/Ambulance Chasers, driven by some twat with enough hair gel to grease the M6. Or some really fit looking blonde bird, the type you come belting up to next to the lights, practising your cool look. Then you glance over and she catches you staring and shoots you one of those 'you can fuck RIGHT off pleb, I wouldn't look twice at a mingebag like you in a shit car like that' so you just sort of pretend you are lost by looking at a piece of paper then beat her away from the lights, telling yourself she's a frigid lezzer who probably hasn't sold enough duplex apartments on some run down sink estate. And even if she begged you wouldn't anyway.'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Got your own business? Want some great mobile* advertising? Can't stretch to a new car? Here at ShitCarMarketing we can offer you the deal of a lifetime on one of our slightly older models. Terms and Conditions apply, E&OE exempt, available at all good car dealers and quite a few shit ones too. Calls terminate in Cavcraft Towers, India. You will be spammed.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor- ... 4ab818e238

 

'it will probably need LOTS of work done. But at least it's not a fucking BMW Mini advertising Estate Agents/Ambulance Chasers, driven by some twat with enough hair gel to grease the M6. Or some really fit looking blonde bird, the type you come belting up to next to the lights, practising your cool look. Then you glance over and she catches you staring and shoots you one of those 'you can fuck RIGHT off pleb, I wouldn't look twice at a mingebag like you in a shit car like that' so you just sort of pretend you are lost by looking at a piece of paper then beat her away from the lights, telling yourself she's a frigid lezzer who probably hasn't sold enough duplex apartments on some run down sink estate. And even if she begged you wouldn't anyway.'

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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Billy, you have summed up my working life driving lorries around in the last part of that paragraph. Happy days. I would have shagged MILLIONS of absolute stunners, but they were all rug munchers OBV.

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Lankytim

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Billy, you have summed up my working life driving lorries around in the last part of that paragraph. Happy days. I would have shagged MILLIONS of absolute stunners, but they were all rug munchers OBV.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'you won't be dissapointed!'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Fron ... 2ebebe439d

 

'List of Modifications {includes)

 

Chrome wheel nut caps

 

Dash painted in body colour

 

Dash bulbs replaced with white LED's

 

Chassis and suspension parts painted

 

The car was originally purchased for the father in law but previously having a Toyota Surf this was not for him.'

 

Completely un'dissapointed' now, and the fact your father-in-law prefers a headgasket knackering, council estate spaz chariot Toyota to a fuel pump guzzling, council estate spaz chariot Vauxhall LITERALLY fills me with confidence.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'you won't be dissapointed!'

 

$(KGrHqFHJDcE-otjQrU!BP)R3oIdJw~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Fron ... 2ebebe439d

 

'List of Modifications {includes)

 

Chrome wheel nut caps

 

Dash painted in body colour

 

Dash bulbs replaced with white LED's

 

Chassis and suspension parts painted

 

The car was originally purchased for the father in law but previously having a Toyota Surf this was not for him.'

 

Completely un'dissapointed' now, and the fact your father-in-law prefers a headgasket knackering, council estate spaz chariot Toyota to a fuel pump guzzling, council estate spaz chariot Vauxhall LITERALLY fills me with confidence.

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