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@Alfamale, No number to call, so just bang your message in google translate and let it do the work for you.

 

However, I believe LBC flags emails as from overseas, I can't remember where I read that, so if you know anyone actually inside the hexagon that might be your best bet.

SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

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Does anyone parlay the old fraansay? I really fancy this but dunno speako the lingo. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1395098338.htm?ca=12_s

 

I'd like it much better if it was the right way up.

 

"For sale: 1988 Ford XR2.  86,000km, blue.  Some small jobs to do but the engine runs well.  The complete braking system has been done, front and rear, all with flexible aviation [not sure what that means, do people use aeroplane parts on old Fords?  Or maybe it means flexi hoses?] The wheel rims are original (spare wheel also has a rim) [i think he's trying to say that it's an alloy as well, I'd bloody hope it has a rim].  The car needs collecting from Magny in Vexin 95 and can be driven away.  The price is non-negotiable."

 

There is no mention of French MoT one way or the other.

 

French interpreting/translation services offered free to shiters, as always.

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

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Look at this baby:

 

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Should be Vanguard powered so very reliable.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Renown-1951/173189791959?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D46a940c35d8d4434968a818a0bf3abdc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222866810411%26itm%3D173189791959&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Absolutely no idea what he's jabbering on about here, but looks quite nice to be fair

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Lincoln-Continental-Suicide-Doors-Mob-Steel-Look-Bro-mobile/123004727917?hash=item1ca3a7326d:g:NPIAAOSwzoJans6j

 

YO BLOOD INNIT BRO LACQUER PEEL MOB STEEL FAM A LAM

SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

SierraMikeHotel

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Being able to get into the car without keys might be a slight problem.....

 

Well, true, but I'm struggling to imagine the scenario.

 

"Love, have you seen my car keys?"

"I haven't dear, have you seen mine?"

"Nope.  Fuck it, let's scrap the car.  It needed a wash anyway."

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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*Watch listed

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Ford-Focus-1-8-Millennium-Ltd-Edn-5-door-No-136-out-of-1000/253471686722?hash=item3b04170042:g:SkEAAOSwz7NafYQk

 

Location: Leigh-on-sea

 

Seller's missed a trick by not calling himself The Master Butcher 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ha, you out-Millenniumed me!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Watch a few George Clark programmes, buy an old tin shack and Boll's your uncle

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-commercial-J2-van-pick-up-classic-restoration-poss-camper-chassis/132528382832?hash=item1edb4ea370:g:GV0AAOSwO4hanqEC

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Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

 

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Where's that photo of a push along dog when you need it?

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SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

SierraMikeHotel

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I see your Horizon, and I raise you an Alpine

 

I quite like these, but I swear they left the factory looking this shabby.  The one that lived opposite us in the '80s only looked a little bit better than this.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The Tragedy of Julia's Scooter

 

 

Who is it in the press that calls on me?

I hear a motor, shitter than all the music,
Cry 'scooter!' Speak; scooter is turn'd to hear.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NIPPI-TRIPPI-THREE-WHEEL-TWO-STROKE-POWERED-MOBILITY-SCOOTER/192473800893?hash=item2cd05520bd:g:AJsAAOSw3ZBanR~2

 

Stand you directly in Fabric Lei's way,
When he doth run his CBT course. Arseolious!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fabric-LEI-Moped-W-Reg-1981-Number-Plate-VVW-872W/282870349790?hash=item41dc62ffde:g:Am8AAOSwJ6laiC4C

 

A resprayer bids you beware the rides of March.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-moped/282867779625?hash=item41dc3bc829:g:kSoAAOSw8R9amTQQ

 

Beware the rides of March for VodkaShots be uponeth

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Voshod-2-USSR-motorcycle-1973-cossack-vintage-neval-Satra-barn-find/263535442779?hash=item3d5befbb5b:g:tQcAAOSwGSZansCb

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