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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Come friendly tape and fall on Slough!
I cannot indicate my Ford now,
Got shunted by some silly cow.
Swarm over, Death!

 

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Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those bloody awful wheel trims,
tins of £1 shop tyre gloss, locking petrol cap is a loss
Mingebag minds, mingebag breath.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ford-Escort-L-1-3-Petrol-Mk-4-71-000-Miles-Mot-L-k-Garage-Kept-Classic/273077608343?hash=item3f94b19f97:g:Ga8AAOSwpYdajEK3

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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If you should find yourself in Eastbourne for a midweek drugs and sex bash, but find you have some change left over, maybe you should hit this - she will take you places beyond your wildest fantasies

 

Sure, lot of mileage but just think of the experience she has...currently available to you and yours at a starting price of £200

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kia-Picanto/142694173549?hash=item21393c4b6d:g:yZEAAOSwmNxaiUfd

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Possible bargain Vel Shatis

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Vel-Satis-dci-2-2-03-cheap-bargain-car-Diesel/332561975203?hash=item4d6e3d07a3:g:TqoAAOSwjytajFKr

 

£100 start, no reserve. They've stated MOT expires 24/02/2018, but it's actually the 24th March, not Feb.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

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At €3100 that Tatra 613 looks a bargain!

 

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"Predám bez tp a spz, motor bezi"  google translates as "I sell without tp and spz, engine running"

 

tp and spz  =   tax and mot?

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Quoted from the ad -

 

"What is for sale you ask ?....

Well, the Team Goblin name.

 

The Toyota Celica Goblin Car. . . is fully running and just requires M.O.T. for the road,

I am confident she will fly through.

 

She does have an electronic fault that drains the battery over time, but that is down to the radio and I have left it that way, even harder to steal with a flat battery.

Although the anti theft is also top notch".

 

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Ahh, The Team Goblin Car, it's impossible to steal due to it's cunning inbuilt apparatus and it can fly through MOTs.

Fantastic.

 

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So, . . . who wants to be "The All-NEW Green Goblin"?? Any bids?

 

I can just imagine The NEW Green Goblin in full All-NEW-GG costume sitting in the MOT waiting-room with the other customers, reading a Marvel comic naturally (is there a The Marvel Daily News?).

Then in comes MOT Tester, (just finished test) - "Right, who's next, who owns the Toyota?".

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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At €3100 that Tatra 613 looks a bargain!attachicon.gif 81208187.jpg

"Predám bez tp a spz, motor bezi"  google translates as "I sell without tp and spz, engine running"

tp and spz  =   tax and mot?

 

ŠPZ = ownership doc

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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 Look at the fucking seats!   How much has somebody just paid for G Plan?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-DODGE-50-HORSEBOX-HERE-TO-SELL/312070967323

 

This is quite cheap for a functioning horsebox, I love a Dodge 50 but not so keen on these with the extra tall windscreen, they just look a bit daft. The other problem with them all that I have learned from looking at folks efforts on the FB group is that they all have cabs that are as rotten as a bastard (MOT advisory only due to separate truck chassis)

Have you been on the old dodge50 forum? If it's still up there's a wealth of information on there.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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lol.....some nut jobs have bid it up to...£51 Already...I would not even give £1 for that...

there is at least 52 quids worth of MX5 spares, so a profit fir someone.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Goblin Celica needs to be in the 'jFSI' thread. Just Imagine a 604 with a V8 engine and automatic gearbox & squashy velour seats LOL

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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^^ A production-line Peugeot 604 with a Chrysler 318 would have been rather interesting, :-)

 

I could be imagining things but I seem to remember reading something about them considering doing a small-V8 version of the Chrysler 180 / 2-litre at one point. Maybe I dreamt it.

holbeck Rank: Renault 16

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^^ A production-line Peugeot 604 with a Chrysler 318 would have been rather interesting, :-)

 

I could be imagining things but I seem to remember reading something about them considering doing a small-V8 version of the Chrysler 180 / 2-litre at one point.

 

Rootes V6, fully developed and tooled, yet cancelled before start of production.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Nicole's dad would have had more time to shag his mistress if he'd had a turbot Clio LOL

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