eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Did someone say pov spec?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1125794471.htm?ca=17_s

[11001010]

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1315154986.htm?ca=22_s

[Cavcraft]

Doesn't get much beiger!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-C10-5-7-V8-AUTO-CUSTOM-DELUXE-LWB-PICKUP-1986-CREAM-DRIVES-RUSTFREE-/372100112471?hash=item56a2e52057:g:LhoAAOSwLiJZ28G2

[Cavcraft]

MEGA_LOLZ at the plate on the camper

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-1275-hotrod-ratrod-custom-classic-car-/172916292281?hash=item28429d3ab9:g:cMAAAOSwmiZZ26iw

[clayts450]

Any Welsh shiters in need of a WBOD for £100 with MoT until August - not sure what the catch is with this Carmarthen 25 but one assumes Kettle-issues

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-1-4-16v-103ps-iL-103PS-SELLING-FOR-SPARES-REPAIRS-/302481844942?hash=item466d52aace:g:ZicAAOSw1t9Zw7lN

[Junkman]

http://allegro.pl/peugeot-404-i6977791734.html#thumb/10

 

The money shot:

 

 

 

The deal breaker:

 

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cico-Star-microcar-/263254890913

 

I think this needs a Dixie flag painted on the roof and '01' on the doors.

Are you sure that's not a wheelie bin?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-106-Modified-1-6-Diesel-/263253791734?hash=item3d4b2613f6:g:VNoAAOSwfa9Zuw2S

 

'does need some TLC to restore back to a good condition.' 

 

It needs a bomb dropping on it.

[Junkman]

Are you sure that's not a wheelie bin?

 

I'm sure it is a wheelie bin!

[Junkman]

Guys...

 

http://allegro.pl/syrena-105-i6978782798.html

 

 

Sadly no longer suicide doored.

[Cavcraft]

Look at the pissing two and eight of this thing. It's like a kid was given the car for his 13th birthday and as much money as he wanted to spend on Ripspeed floor mats to glue to the bonnet, and random other hateful things.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-ASTON-MARTIN-V8-4-3-VANTAGE-MODIFIED-VH2-V12-REPLICA-RED-/112592904850?hash=item1a370f6292:g:vwsAAOSwqU5Z2OaI

 

'i am gauging the market for interest'

 

​And I am gouging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon after viewing that gopping pile of toss.

[Junkman]

Make your upcoming collection capers a pip!

 

http://allegro.pl/mercedes-benz-l-306-autolaweta-i6984872382.html

 

MoT exempt from May.

[somewhatfoolish]

Find us a nice camper love.

 

No problemo my darling.

 

Hmmm she won't be very happy with that after her split screen aspirations.

 

 

Let's hope the interior is much nicer.

 

 

 

Oh aye.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-Turbo-daily-camper-van-project-spares-or-repairs-no-mot-/222672501493?hash=item33d850baf5:g:XfQAAOSwVaVZ21gL

Fucking hell that's grim. It ought to have Securicor or G4S on the side.

[Junkman]

Brown.

 

http://allegro.pl/mercedes-benz-220-rok-1964-i6986575470.html

 

 

Grim.

 

[Cavcraft]

That face when someone asks if you get off with that bird last night

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-or-repair-RENAULT-CLIO-WILLIAMS-MODIFIED-FOR-TRACK-DAYS-OR-RALLYING-/222669301517?hash=item33d81fe70d:g:uCUAAOSwna1Z1y0N

[11001010]

£950.

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201710080082210

[lesapandre]

For those who don't speak French:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Mercedes-w115-220d-barnfind-/253199923465

Slow -0-60 25seconds - I had one - really not much fun - the 300 is one to go for - there was even a turbodiesel for the US market....

[GrumpyCat]

Look at the pissing two and eight of this thing. It's like a kid was given the car for his 13th birthday and as much money as he wanted to spend on Ripspeed floor mats to glue to the bonnet, and random other hateful things.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-ASTON-MARTIN-V8-4-3-VANTAGE-MODIFIED-VH2-V12-REPLICA-RED-/112592904850?hash=item1a370f6292:g:vwsAAOSwqU5Z2OaI

 

'i am gauging the market for interest'

 

​And I am gouging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon after viewing that gopping pile of toss.

Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

[Junkman]

Slow -0-60 25seconds

 

Waaaay too quick considering how the English drive.

You'll be more on the brake than the accelerator.

I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

A 1951 170D would still be far too zappy,

[purplebargeken]

Small snails strapped to the end of each axle instead of wheels would still be too fast.

[wuvvum]

 

I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

I have.

 

 

I actually managed to hold people up with this thing.  Although admittedly it might be stretching the definition of "car" slightly.

[nacho man]

Look at this beaut, apart from the shagged bonnet looks a bit of alright for £695

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-SE-8V-1994-60-000-MILES-12-MONTHS-TEST-/332407426602?hash=item4d6506ce2a:g:CSQAAOSwD6xZr7tv

[nacho man]

 

POLO BREADVAN WITH A DIFFERNCE

 

 

No mate looks like every other dubbers idea of something cool.

 

Something different would be making it mint.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-POLO-BREADVAN-WITH-A-DIFFERNCE-/152736666047?hash=item238fd091bf:g:RfkAAOSw3pVZ290g

[nacho man]

Soz but I think this is pretty mega.

 

ARMOURED TRUCK

 

 

You ain't got to be the ISIS top intelligence officer to work out its armoured weak points.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-ARMOURED-TRUCK-AMERICAN-MONSTER-OFF-ROAD-ROADER-CHALLENGE-Land-Rover-/122746524522?hash=item1c9443536a:g:IhIAAOSwf~ZZbE7O

[nacho man]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK3-VW-GOLF-CABRIOLET-BARN-FIND-TRACK-CAR-/112595603069?hash=item1a37388e7d:g:xCYAAOSwmo5Z1fet

 

TRACK CAR

 

 

Yes chief I can remember evo magazine writing about how good mk3 cab golfs are handling wise.

 

 

[richardthestag]

Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

 

heating oil tank

 

tis a rural thing

[nacho man]

£795

 

Cambelt just done

 

WBOD Luxury edition.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-LEGEND-3-5-V6-AUTO-1998-R-Reg-Beautiful-Car-94K-MoT-July18-Cambelt-Aug17-/253198200286?hash=item3af3c9edde:g:OZ0AAOSwYXtZy-26

[richardthestag]

doesn't want to get close with the camera for some reason

 

Mercedes motor caravan 608D Barn fresh

 

Oi mate! some1 nicked ur barn

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-motor-caravan-608D-Barn-fresh/222671384293?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3Dfb3092087afd4c068a783990b081adf5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222672501493&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

verdict - static garden ornament 

[nacho man]

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-GT-turbo-/142520001414?hash=item212edaa386:g:nJUAAOSwP8BZqsQ0

[nacho man]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-2-0-zetec-16v-race-replica-touring-car-track-road-legal-/162705736477?hash=item25e204831d:g:wScAAOSw4P1Z22qr

 

Worst spoiler of 2017 edition.