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Look at the pissing two and eight of this thing. It's like a kid was given the car for his 13th birthday and as much money as he wanted to spend on Ripspeed floor mats to glue to the bonnet, and random other hateful things.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-ASTON-MARTIN-V8-4-3-VANTAGE-MODIFIED-VH2-V12-REPLICA-RED-/112592904850?hash=item1a370f6292:g:vwsAAOSwqU5Z2OaI

 

'i am gauging the market for interest'

 

And I am gouging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon after viewing that gopping pile of toss.

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Find us a nice camper love.

 

No problemo my darling.

 

Hmmm she won't be very happy with that after her split screen aspirations.

 

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Let's hope the interior is much nicer.

 

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Oh aye.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-Turbo-daily-camper-van-project-spares-or-repairs-no-mot-/222672501493?hash=item33d850baf5:g:XfQAAOSwVaVZ21gL

Fucking hell that's grim. It ought to have Securicor or G4S on the side.

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Look at the pissing two and eight of this thing. It's like a kid was given the car for his 13th birthday and as much money as he wanted to spend on Ripspeed floor mats to glue to the bonnet, and random other hateful things.

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-ASTON-MARTIN-V8-4-3-VANTAGE-MODIFIED-VH2-V12-REPLICA-RED-/112592904850?hash=item1a370f6292:g:vwsAAOSwqU5Z2OaI

 

'i am gauging the market for interest'

 

And I am gouging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon after viewing that gopping pile of toss.

Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

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Slow -0-60 25seconds

 

Waaaay too quick considering how the English drive.

You'll be more on the brake than the accelerator.

I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

A 1951 170D would still be far too zappy,

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Small snails strapped to the end of each axle instead of wheels would still be too fast.

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I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

I have.

 

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I actually managed to hold people up with this thing.  Although admittedly it might be stretching the definition of "car" slightly.

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Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

 

heating oil tank :D

 

tis a rural thing

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-GT-turbo-/142520001414?hash=item212edaa386:g:nJUAAOSwP8BZqsQ0

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