eBay tat volume 3.

[puddlethumper]

Jeezers looked away and wept bitterly.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Sunfire-2-2-American-car-LHD-Possible-export-not-a-barn-find-/132332150409

 

 

 

Of course I watchlisted it.

The seller did point out it WASN'T a barn find which I found reassuring.

[Mr Laurence]

Door tidemarks? Having looked into door repairs for these, whatever they've done here was probably no less effort than reskinning or replacing the doors entirely (unless it's just wob and newspaper, which it probably is).

 

Having said that, this looks decidedly unfucked compared to the average mid 80's Mini, especially at its current price.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Mayfair/253158997186

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Cadillac-Coupe-De-Ville-Fresh-Californian-Import-UK-registered-New-MOT-PX/232477884315?hash=item3620c2ff9b%3Ag%3AGxQAAOSwr6RZh5Iy

 

to paint, or not to paint?

 

 

 

I'm warning you...

[Junkman]

Mrs BN told me not to even think about thinking about bidding! One sick Citroen is one too many (allegedly).

 

Is she married yet?

[Junkman]

It's not an Iveco Turbodaily, Cavcraft!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-D-Series-/263212514961

[Bianconeri]

Is she married yet?

I am quite confused, so confused that I may inadvertantly bid on the CX

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-/222647655601

 

 

to be collected in france

 

To be scrapped in France, more likely.

[Junkman]

I am quite confused, so confused that I may inadvertantly bid on the CX

 

Mission accomplished...

[UltraWomble]

Meh, taxed wor... No actually I havent.

HOW THE FUCK MUCH???
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-XR2-MK2/142509149001?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3D1e1a99c6128d448c9e58ea2b2590bd87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D322755199676&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Junkman]

Has my midlife crisis finally arrived?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-FORD-MUSTANG-COUPE-V8-AUTO-RUST-FREE-CAL-IMPORT-/172837613646

[Mr Laurence]

Daihatsu Domino - the ever reliable* How Many left says there are just 11 of these still taxed

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/daihatsu-domino-japanese-mini-/1266048668

[UltraWomble]

Rearrange these words to form a well known phrase

Right Off Fuck

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-f50-4x4-fourtak-predecessor-hedge-find-/182433694891?hash=item2a79e544ab:g:Ai4AAOSw2xRYiMAX

 

 

 was running when parked

[rantingYoof]

Holy christ.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Sunfire-2-2-American-car-LHD-Possible-export-not-a-barn-find/132332150409?hash=item1ecf9c5e89%3Ag%3AuwYAAOSwI6RZvoNX

 

none of the front bits of this look like they fit properly, is that considered normal?

 

 

still it s gotta be better than an ashtray.....

 

 

 

This is by a huge margin the worst-looking 'mainstream' production car I have ever seen! I am astonished, what a hideous POS

[MarvinsMom]

what?

 

even worse than the Pontiac Aztek?

 

i find that hard to believe.....

 

[Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Sunfire-2-2-American-car-LHD-Possible-export-not-a-barn-find/132332150409?hash=item1ecf9c5e89%3Ag%3AuwYAAOSwI6RZvoNX

 

none of the front bits of this look like they fit properly, is that considered normal?

 

 

still it s gotta be better than an ashtray.....

 

 

I think that was an early prize car in Forza 3. In a racing game it was pretty hopeless.

[BorniteIdentity]

This cosworth Granada looks the bee's knees

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/200153/1994-ford-granada-cosworth-leicestershire

That is AS owned from memory.

[somewhatfoolish]

 164 sans moteur, mild crustiness. It's in Fife so may interest the SVM?

 

[cort16]

I was looking at that Volvo on facebook . It looks like a bit of a bargain .

[somewhatfoolish]

S1 Daimler; correct colour and transmission, rong bonnet.

 

 

Correct colour part 2.

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Novelty people carrier for those with very long driveways.

 

 

Ideal donor of new engine for the 164 above?

 

[cpjitservices]

740 Estate

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-estate-GLE-2-3-Auto-mint-condition-99p-Start-No-Reserve-Long-mot-/162678246250?hash=item25e0610b6a:g:lzUAAOSwZapZv58w

[somewhatfoolish]

Cheap pez Xsara; nothing scary in the mot history.

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Grand Cherokee with correct engine and transmission, 2 weeks mot; get your OMGSNOKAOS prep in early. WCPGW for £250? The artfully obscured reg is T836KHK.

 

[somewhatfoolish]

306 dizzle, mild misery spec.

 

[danthecapriman]

740 Estate

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-estate-GLE-2-3-Auto-mint-condition-99p-Start-No-Reserve-Long-mot-/162678246250?hash=item25e0610b6a:g:lzUAAOSwZapZv58w

That's only a few miles away from me too...

 

Best not!

[cpjitservices]

740 Estate

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-estate-GLE-2-3-Auto-mint-condition-99p-Start-No-Reserve-Long-mot-/162678246250?hash=item25e0610b6a:g:lzUAAOSwZapZv58w

If someone offered me a swap for the Rover I'd be tempted lol.

[cpjitservices]

That's only a few miles away from me too...

 

Best not!

Be like Nike,

 

JUST DO IT

[Junkman]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jeep/jeep-cherokee-spears-or-reper/1263318910

 

Only listing this Beelzebub's tar not really powered PoS because of this Nugget:

 

 

Spears or reper

 

I'm NOT making this shit up!

[Junkman]

Grand Cherokee with correct engine and transmission, 2 weeks mot; get your OMGSNOKAOS prep in early. WCPGW for £250? The artfully obscured reg is T836KHK.

 

 

It's two cylinders and 1.9 litres short of the correct engine.