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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Niva-1992-/162571020668

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I'm selling my Lada Niva

 

Oh, is that why you posted in on eBay?

 

 

was very well looked after by the previous owner

 

But not the ones before or after him.

 

 

is very comfortable.

 

OMG, what other cars have you driven in your life?

 

 

would be a small project for the traditionalist enthusiast.

 

Eh?

 

Ah!

 

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I also have a brand new badge direct from Moscow!

 

That internet and DHL, huh? Who would have thought?

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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How to sell a car that's utterly fucked.

 

Rule 1: Do not completely remove the tarp.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dauphine-Gordini-S-/192233344923s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Rule 2: Photograph some random mess, so the buyer is unable to see what he gets.

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Rule 3: Pretend to be ignorant despite you obviously know everything about it:

 

 

 

 

Rule 4: Do not clearly state that you have flogged the parts made from unobtainium separately:

He missed the "i am told", absolute own goal, loads of opportunities.

  • Junkman and Cavcraft
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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Would I be absolutely insane bidding on this blind? How tender could it be underneath?

Probably, but I like your style. I wanted I one s few years ago but my rented lock-up was only a few CMs wider than the car. If I had gotten it in there I'd have to get out via the boot or something.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Would I be absolutely insane bidding on this blind? How tender could it be underneath?

Very.  They're known for it.  They especially seem to enjoy rotting under and behind the seats, thus effectively breaking the car's back if it gets bad enough.

Go and see it, by all means, but don't go in blind!  Listen to one who knows!

 

Edit: since typing the above, I've taken the trouble to read the listing.  My advice has changed accordingly.

RUN AWAY!

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