eBay tat volume 3.

[willswitchengage]

 

I'm mildly chubby, have bad posture, am 17 and wear woolen coats. Modifying my boring, poverty car with bits from Halfords like the ones in DUB magazine will help me get all the laydees!!11

[cort16]

If look up poverty spec in the dictionary there's a picture of this Kadett. Only 2000 miles on it allegedly.

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=143653

[Cavcraft]

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Lush! Don't even remember them with vinyl seats either, though if that mileage is correct the previous owner must have worked in an oil farm.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yeah theres no way thats only done 2000 miles, gotta be 102,000, the engine looks honest but manky.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Check out this f*cking pantry fondler

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-citr ... 3cce170d63

 

One giant clam on the roof, one MASSIVE clam driving it.

 

Seemingly the lad was ripped off buying the car so he did the sensible thing and spent £1,500 on a reconditioned gearbox

 

Brilliant, this guy must be SRSLY thick!

[brickwall]

That Ford Thunderbird has had 21 previous owner? There must be a few...er..issues.

[Cavcraft]

ZOINGS!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Ha-6c ... 2326ceed44

 

Wheeltrims need modifying with a baseball bat though.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 5d3910a60f

 

'Selling to fund my trip round the world flashing my knob. In-dick-ator not included'

[Alexg]

Povo Fezza

 

 

there is a big scrape and dent on passenger side where my aunt dragged side against garage door frame, this was the last time she drove the car as she realised she was struggling

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-FORD-FIE ... 19d8302db2

[Cavcraft]

There was something on eBay tonight

Something so shite, Fernandez

It was rusting there for you and me

For Bickle-ey, Fernandez

Though we never thought that he could lose

There's no regret

If he had to A-frame the same again

he would, our friend, Nigello

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-319- ... 19d82f1567

[ShiteRider]

not seen one of these in the wild for donkeys.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-14-GT ... 337f1e88d0

[seacow]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1007089678

 

Nice looking Nova - special edition with SR wheels

[Cavcraft]

Bag-o'Wank photography LTD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-imp-r ... 2579c5aeca

 

Looks sort of utterly hopeless but ace at the same time. If I had a museum this would sit in there just like it is. It's in Twatyournanashire, Scotland, isn't one of our number there/thereabouts?

[Cavcraft]

DO WANT

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICT ... 19d82ed6f8

 

Check out the way Vauxhall TOTALLY learnt their lesson about rusting wheel arches and it never happened again.

 

Verdict: I would like to take this car from Llanwit Major and deliver it to Fuckwit Minor where it could be my latest garage ornament.

[Cavcraft]

*PAGING PHILL-HARMONIC-HP-PLOP-PH TEST*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Y10-Tu ... 4ac077e008

[cobblers]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-1983- ... 1c2f4bedcb

 

Lowered all round by 110mm, Have a set of lowering springs brand new but sits high, fitted once, so now has mk1 golf springs on to really lower.

 

 

That is pretty flipping fit tho - I'm eyeing up one of these next, the 4 cylinder engines look like the usual big block 80s VW jobs so I reckon you could pump a Mk3 golf TDI into it with mainly just bolt in bits, would make a pretty good daily motor IMO

 

If anyone wants a standard one there's a bloke near me called Arnie selling a clean one in burgundy with beige insides for about the same money, I could put you on to him.

[Negative Creep]

I've just put a bid on this and sent a message to arrange a viewing

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121052547045? ... 1426.l2649

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/419867833.htm?ca=15_s

 

800 quid for this, even comes with another mini for spares, give him 700 and leave the spares one behind. Drive back to blighty and get £££

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/360563298498; ... a3fff922c3

 

This looks a bit fishy to me.

[Mash]

WTF were you looking for on eBay Trigg???!!!!

 

The one on the left is alright though

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at the state of that bedroom, what a fuggin disgrace man.

[Cavcraft]

I wonder if they're like those ladies* on late night telly who used to read out messages whilst they adjusted their man in a boat? Obv. I never watched that sort of thing, or got them to read out daft messages about people I know, I'm just guessing.

[Mr Lobster]

^ LOLOLOL

 

Oddly, I never used to do that either. Especially not after having consumed quite a lot of alcohol. Not at all.

[trigger]

WTF were you looking for on eBay Trigg???!!!!

 

The one on the left is alright though

 

In my defence I found the link on another forum, honest! and the one on the left is a definite nosh.

[Alexg]

6 sold?

[RedSparrow]

adjusted their man in a boat?

 

Eh? not heard that one before!

 

Birds like that don't wear pants anyway.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

From the same seller's feedback:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/10-EURO-BANK- ... 7675.l2557

(£11.99 inc post for €10 worth £9.93)

 

There's loads of them too. Buying this would be weirder than buying the knickers.

[philibusmo]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-AUSTIN-G ... 1c2f2848c0

Oh, you bastard! I fuckin' hate pikeys!

[philibusmo]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/american-7-se ... 4ac0706c0d

american 7 seater car

Wong dented

dent at bottom seal

and ding very small

 

Well my good man, with all the facts in front of me, and stated in the most clear and precise way possible; I can tell you - with all due respect - that your fine automobile is worth the grand total of: 48p and a rolo that fell down the back of the sofa in 2008.

[Cavcraft]

adjusted their man in a boat?

 

Eh? not heard that one before!

 

 

 

It's a secret (lady) gardening reference for tickling their clematis. Be careful messaging them though, the chubby one is a right miserable cow: all I did was correct on her spelling of car names when she asked if I'd like to buff up her Vulva. She can clean her own pissing car now.