eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Be a 1950s pikey.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-METAL-MERCHANT-TROLLY-KART-/192143522630

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/c3-corvette-/112352160333

 

What a hopeless pile of shite.

[Junkman]

The thinking man's '59 Caddy?
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Fleetwood-Sixty-Special-1960-/322467319058

 

It actually looks better too, if you're honest to yourself.

[Junkman]

Jayzers shat.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AC-COBRA-REPLICA-KIT-BASED-ON-A-BMW-Z3-KIT-CAR-CHEAP-FAST-BUILD-NO-IVA-/282414478952

 

 

AC COBRA REPLICA KIT BASED ON A BMW Z3

 

What the World was waiting for but didn't know yet!

 

 

 

Classified Ad price: £2,450.00

 

A cheap* way to reduce the resale value of a Z3 to fuck all.

[Junkman]

Your last chance to get into the Stan Woods Memorial.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A60-Banger-Racing-Car-/201871863677

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Freight-Rover-Sherpa-/322466190006

 

How do some people manage not to be on this forum?

[Junkman]

Missing sod MoT by mere months:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1960-VAUXHALL-VICTOR-F-TYPE-S2-ESTATE-CAR-FOR-FULL-RESTORATION-/152489065390

 

 

IMAGINE A CAR THAT NEEDS EVERYTHING DOING AND THIS IS IT.

[Junkman]

1964 Mercury Monterey:

 

 

2004 Mercury Monterey:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCURY-MONTEREY-AMERICAN-LHD-7-SEAT-MINIVAN-4-2-V6-61000-MILES-/292069382331

[Junkman]

I don't usually post this kind of shit, but the terminally half arsed badging does it for me.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-MGF-TROPHY-160-/122420644898

[Junkman]

OMFG!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Taunus-12M-Super-1960-/272610190400

 

How ace would that be:

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Covilha,+Portugal/SK3+0LX,+Stockport+Rd,+Stockport/@46.4797472,-11.807743,5z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0xd3d23bbb6057739:0xab584889c7c49cbb!2m2!1d-7.4922407!2d40.2804158!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bb31a8cd8a8e5:0x5d345d6f69344c12!2m2!1d-2.1941725!2d53.4007083

[Junkman]

Complete with Wikipedia copypaste and a daft asking price:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DKW-1955-IFA-F9-GREY-/262915073464

[Junkman]

Cars I never knew existed until recently.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-60-BARN-FIND-/152490036267

[Junkman]

These are seriously invading the Shitereich now.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-MERCEDES-S420-AUTO-SILVER-/132142148161

[Junkman]

Why is the seller pounding his head into his body with a 25 lbs sledge hammer?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-ROVER-2200-SC-ORANGE-/322466727223

 

 

easily fixed

 

Yeah, right.

 

 

 I drove it back from Potters Bar few weeks back ( non stop ) no problems at all.

 

That's 90 miles, so well done!

 

 

This car is too old for me, otherwise I would have kept. I am happy to swap for a Ford Escort XR3i

 

I'm sure every XR3i owner in the country just sat up and took notice.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CABRIO-CONVERTABLE-1-8i-classic-in-everyway-/262914164124

 

 

classic in everyway.

[Rod/b]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CABRIO-CONVERTABLE-1-8i-classic-in-everyway-/262914164124

There's something perfect about the picture in this ad - by the bins at a caravan park.

[richardmorris]

A friend of mine has a very similar one made by Dario Casale, based on a 450 SEL 6.9:

 

 

It was arguably the fastest hearse in its day.

 

Quickly to the cemetery Luigi, we need to bury him before he wakes up!

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/f40-eurosprort-bodied-v8-tr7-v8-Ferrari-kit-SEE-LISTING-FORTUES-SPENT-/162445767544?hash=item25d285b378:g:UgcAAOSwB-1Y2Aic&clk_rvr_id=1192264408795&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

[oldcars]

What conifer picture is that?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-P100-/282414305004?hash=item41c1344eec:g:ZG8AAOSwc-tY29vV

Not sure, i would want to hedge my bets on that one............

[0ldCh0d]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Leyland-Cub-Bus-Coach-Rare-Spares-or-Repair-Barn-Find-Classic-Bus-/322466355114?hash=item4b147e17aa:g:~LwAAOSwc-tY2WsL

 

Here is what it used to/should look like......

 

[0ldCh0d]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MAGNUM-500DXI-/112351908457?hash=item1a28b21269:g:ATYAAOSwuxFY29x1

 

'RETARDER'

 

Look at the picture again.....can anyone else see a creepy face on the passenger side?.....

 

[mercrocker]

A Singer SM! Cripes. I've only seen these in books!

 

 

Class dash design:

 

 

Probably would have been more successful with better dashboard symmetry. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-SINGER-SM-FOR-RESTORATION-VERY-RARE-CAR-C-W-V5-REG-DOC-/122421045294

 

There is one of the part-GRP bodied Hunter models behind it too.  And a Gazelle.   Seller hasn't listed either of those yet, though......

[cort16]

Oh dear oh dear

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Custom-Pick-up-/332168557750?hash=item4d56c9f4b6:g:m1sAAOSwTM5YzHb3

[cort16]

1295 bins with a years MOT. Ready2work

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF2-Pick-Up-NOW-WITH-NEW-MOT-/292071361642?hash=item4400cf4c6a:g:5v8AAOSw4A5Ysu9S

[cort16]

 

 

LOVELY OLD MARINA 1.3 SDL 2 DOOR REQUIRING LIGHT REFRESHMENT.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-T-MORRIS-MARINA-1-3-SDL-2-DOOR-NOT-MANY-OF-THESE-AROUND-THESE-DAYS-/122421909221?hash=item1c80ea16e5:g:zRMAAOSw4CFY3MVQ

[cort16]

X reg, left hand drive, 7000 miles..

 

Still wouldn't

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-maestro-1-3-only-7000-miles-from-new-left-hand-drive-/182508261703?hash=item2a7e571147:g:gVsAAOSwTM5Y3A7N

[RobT]

Suzuki Baleno for 200 quid, MoT till August.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703273745815?sort=price-asc&radius=100&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=sw97qe&advertising-location=at_cars&page=5

[RobT]

Same seller, same price for this 323

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703183406074?price-to=500&sort=price-asc&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=sw97qe&radius=100&page=5

[RobT]

Another £200 barg, private seller this time in leafy Surrey (posh giffer probably).

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201703293826007?sort=price-asc&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=sw97qe&radius=100&page=5