eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Classic-Car-P6-2200cc-/272604562863

 

 

It has had new wings, new exhaust, new tyres

 

 

everything is all original

 

Yeah, right.

 

 

just needs restoring

 

Yeah, just.

[Junkman]

This looks a bit okay.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-2000-SC-1967-SERIES-1-MAINLY-ORIGINAL-FULL-HISTORY-82000-MLS-SUPERB-/112348163639

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SCIMITAR-1971-/201867696786

 

 

The car has been taken apart and has languished for a18 months.

 

This makes me believe that what is pictured is not what you get.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-APPIA-SEDAN-80-1960-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/252830870008

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-e28-e30-e24-e36-/292067589560

 

 

3rd time im relisting this car and im getting  annoyed with ebay members that cant stick to buying an item

 

 

Please read the listing very carefully as i get asked the same things that ive put in the listing

 

The poor hapless chap is obviously fairly new to eBay.

Oh, he is indeed:

 

Seller information

etterkop (13 )

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TR7-1977-FHC-/162445007626

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

Oh Jeezerz fucked.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-herald-project-/282410080199

 

 

Some ones mad!!!  project gone wrong

 

 

1970 herald wot can i say chassis needs work so does the body

 

 

i used the adapters on another project, but the wheels will come with the car

 

 

trolley not included

[vulgalour]

That's the worst thing I've seen this year.

[vulgalour]

Do you like welding?  Of course you do!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-a40-spares-repair/152485278625

[vulgalour]

We've had it before, I'm sure, there can't be two of them.  This is a new listing so perhaps someone bought it and realised how butt-clenchingly unstable it is at even walking speed.  Unless there's two of them... there can't be two of them.  Can there?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINOR-CAMPERVAN-PROJECT-1970-/282410040332

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-e28-e30-e24-e36-/292067589560

 

 

 

 

 

The poor hapless chap is obviously fairly new to eBay.

Oh, he is indeed:

 

 

Seller information

etterkop (13 )

But why does he spam the title with a list of what it's not? Just screams "avoid" to me.

[Junkman]

But why does he spam the title with a list of what it's not? Just screams "avoid" to me.

 

Yeah, if that Bimmer doesn't do that for you already.

 

 

Anyway, have another Holden Espero:

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-VQ-Statesman/162443853626

 

It has a lion on the headlights:

 

 

And it makes false claims:

 

 

 

Verdict: Want level excessively exceeded.

 

Will we have a free trade agreement with Oz after Brexit?

[cort16]

he's still angry

the price has gone up £8

it now needs welding

he has some new t&cs

 

 

 

Will Need a water pump ,£35 new ,Head lamp * 1 broken glass drivers side .Rear windscreen ,Front windscreen and welding on underneath front sill on drivers front side 10 inch by 4 inch approx., If you do not have the time/skills /space and money ,then please Do NOT waste my time ,THANKS .

It needs an enthusiast with time and abit of money and skill/space to get this car back to it,s best ,If you cannot meet these requirements then do NOT waste my time !! THANKS .

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C136271

[vulgalour]

Blue forum: http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/196518/renault-prima-project-appleby-magna

 

 

PLATES!  MoT history is amazingly clean too.

[nacho man]

 

Gr8 for bmx enthusiast. Or someone who is rich and wants a mk4 van.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Van-1-3-Petrol-MK4-1991-White-/192129056561?hash=item2cbbc8bf31:g:p40AAOSwTM5Y0STH

[nacho man]

Cheap slighty scruffy mot'd manual xjs.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-JAGUAR-XJS-3-6-MANUAL-12-MONTHS-MOT-/222442169092?hash=item33ca962304:g:n5kAAOSwWxNYywdA

[nacho man]

What are these really like? wouldn't mind to bang a bed in the back and go dogging camping.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Mitsubishi-Delica-2-8-Turbo-Diesel-Automatic-LWB-Super-Exceed-Dayvan-/142324548985?hash=item2123344579:g:RksAAOSwol5Y1W~X

 

[nacho man]

Hot.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-3-2-1991-/162444735296?hash=item25d275f340:g:iuUAAOSwzgBY13QA

 

[nacho man]

I usually have a bit of a dislike for these, but would take this one for a cheeky Nando's.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-vitara-1-6-/292067604771?hash=item440095f923:g:qhIAAOSw32lYymR4

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Any Jag that has a non factory standard Leaper on the bonnet should be avoided like a plague of cooties, I reckon.

[nacho man]

 

COMES WITH THE PRIVATE PLATE 

BLOB/BOBBY

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-bluebird-/132133174274?hash=item1ec3c03c02:g:qfIAAOSwWxNY0E91

 

Come on pal Mr blobby aint gonna be driving no bluebird.

 

[nacho man]

Dislike.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Vitara-fatboy-/272605818958?hash=item3f7892b04e:g:gJ0AAOSwax5Y175w

 

Definite head turner.

 

 

Yeah the other way, so my eyes don't burn.

[nacho man]

Phase one 306 cabby.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-Cabriolet-/201866887229?hash=item2f0034403d:g:WPgAAOSwmgJY1tpp

 

 

Sexual.

[nacho man]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-CL-GREY-/222443627625?hash=item33caac6469:g:UZEAAOSwax5YzQOs

 

£775

 

From the golden shower age.

[vulgalour]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TOLEDO/112347113488

[Guest Breadvan72]

This looks very Skattrd, but he hasn't been on here much lately.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Beta-Coupe/152480781692?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D8ab6c1a0cb2245baa28cb072930173db%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D262897948155

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Yes, kind of post Chernobyl, though.

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-VS-Caprice-5litre-GC-registered-/322461720983

 

 

 

Will come on interceptors

 

 

Not sure whether I really want to try that out.

 

However, it's practically the only post 1986 tosh you could talk me into.

 

How much is postage to England again?

 

 

Yeah, if that Bimmer doesn't do that for you already.

 

 

Anyway, have another Holden Espero:

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-VQ-Statesman/162443853626

 

It has a lion on the headlights:

 

 

And it makes false claims:

 

 

 

Verdict: Want level excessively exceeded.

 

Will we have a free trade agreement with Oz after Brexit?

 

Interceptors: A style of wheel popular on Holdens

 

The Lion: Holden logo

 

I cannot believe the way everyone here is getting all exited about cars that are almost a breeding pest here in Oz, Old Holden Commodores almost grow on trees here, its a shitters paradise!

BUT DO NOT CALL THEM SHIT HERE OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN TO A PULP WITH A CRICKET BAT AND A BEER BOTTLE

[Felly Magic]

I think the MCM Blue Turd actually beat a Holden Commode on the track

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-2500s-1977/252828000411?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D814891e475814ecb923661797bc3755c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282405215610

 

DO NOT PAINT.

 

[LessThanEqual]

Phase one 306 cabby.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-Cabriolet-/201866887229?hash=item2f0034403d:g:WPgAAOSwmgJY1tpp

 

 

Sexual.

Wow that is fit. A factory coupé would've looked fantastic.