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want level for these is way higher for me that 240 show queen dressed up like a 3.8 MOD on chrome wires

 

I never cought what "MOD" means.

Posted

Sell your soul 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-TOYOTA-PRIUS-T3-VVT-I-AUTO-SILVER-/272570085147?hash=item3f76716f1b:g:j-IAAOSwtfhYsvvS

 

Buy this technicolour high mileage Pious that is in the Wycombe area but NEVER used as a taxi

 

Thrashed mercilessly to the moon, (possibly) but NEVER used as a taxi

 

Only been wearing this number plate since May 2014 but NEVER used as a taxi

 

As a plus, every panel seems to have a dent, the front towing eye has been out at some point (probably) and it is fitted with some cuntly alloys and ditchfinders. but NEVER been a taxi

 

TRADE INS WELCOME @ TRADE PRICE

 

 

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Verdict - too fucked to even be a Wycombe Taxi

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Posted

I never cought what "MOD" means.

Manual overdrive

 

The top of the Jag Mk2 pile from which all else can bee looked down upon is a 3.8 Manual with Overdrive

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Guest Breadvan72
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Number plate would suit UKIP Councillor.  Fit to dodgy Jag:-

 

 

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Number plate would suit UKIP Councillor.  Fit to dodgy Jag:-

 

 

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Wasn't it a Labour politician who proudly owned two shonky Jags while condemning the nation to austerity?

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^^ wosant that McBroon?

 

Or was it something the pair of them did for fun, after all incompetence couldn't get that far up the tree could it?

 

Saw Prezza on that Paddy Mcguinness car based show that was on some obscure freeview channel. Saw two Jabs in an entirely new light once politics was taken off the agenda.

Posted

Wasn't it a Labour politician who proudly owned two shonky Jags while condemning the nation to austerity?

No

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Posted

Jensen Interceptor Mk III Reserve Drastically Reduced!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-Interceptor-Mk-III-Reserve-Drastically-Reduced-/232243289713?hash=item3612c75e71:g:QQcAAOSwax5YpugP

 

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verdict - Mate you completely fucked up your ceptor

I think they should name and shame the garage that let him do that to the poor old thing. I expect some garages only care about the money though.

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Posted

Here's a bloke that clearly knows style and taste. Nova for sale, Corsa outside. I'm going to have a bid on this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL-NOVA-LUXE-PLUS-RED-/222424716911?hash=item33c98bd66f:g:VeAAAOSwfVpYtYYG

 

 

 

 

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'Soz M8 my rabit bided by mystak'

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Posted

this looks like a survivor!

 

Not to frilly around the arches and under the rear bumper for one of these

 

Looks like sheep have been living in it

 

1983 VAUXHALL CAVALIER L H/B GREEN

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-L-H-B-GREEN-/182440217991?hash=item2a7a48cd87:g:84AAAOSwo4pYkN-K

 

 

 

I think he's a friend of Trigger's, he saved that car from an uncertain fate on someone's drive, iirc and what a nice job he's made of it.

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Posted

Jensen Interceptor Mk III Reserve Drastically Reduced!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-Interceptor-Mk-III-Reserve-Drastically-Reduced-/232243289713?hash=item3612c75e71:g:QQcAAOSwax5YpugP

 

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verdict - Mate you completely fucked up your ceptor

That "wood" interior is truly terrible and even more amateurish than the exterior.

 

Edit: actually, the rear of the car is the real star of the show. 

Posted

Here's a bloke that clearly knows style and taste. Nova for sale, Corsa outside. I'm going to have a bid on this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL-NOVA-LUXE-PLUS-RED-/222424716911?hash=item33c98bd66f:g:VeAAAOSwfVpYtYYG

 

 

 

 

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'Soz M8 my rabit bided by mystak'

 

That looks like it has done 146k, never mind 46k, Good old 5 number mileage displays..lol.. Also.......This Gem from the description....

 

 

 

The nova starts and I've drive it up and down the road but I would strongly advise it being trailered or recovered as it was last mot'd in 2007
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Got the front, kinda make out the numberplate except for that one digit. 

 

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Got the back, well covered.

 

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Here's the front again, that digit we couldn't see was "4". 

 

Link

 

Posted

Well the ad's gone now, so somebody got a bargain!

wow... Already? I don't think it had even been up for a day yet...
Posted

No

 

 

It was Prescott who got driven 250 yards so his wife's hair wouldn't get messed up

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It was Prescott who got driven 250 yards so his wife's hair wouldn't get messed up

 

didn't he then have an affair with his secretary (so tell us what first attracted you to balding, overweight, foul mouthed, uncouth and violent millionaire John Prescott, Tracey Temple?) which the Daily Pissboiler hacks wrote up that Pauline would never ever forgive him so long as her arse pointed south?

 

Yet she is still together with him.

 

Maybe that is why he didnt want her to mess her hair up

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I tried to post this earlier but my connection is being a twat.  It's now ended so probably a completely useless post, unless someone on here spotted it and nabbed it?

 

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