eBay tat volume 3.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-M5-Lumma-design-E60-530D-genuine-ONE-OFF-new-gearbox-new-alloys-replica-/201806004746

 

 

A genuine one off! (I have heard these words often over used on car ad's, but actions speak volumes, the pictures don't need me to say much about this beauty!)

 

What nonsense is this?

 

[HillmanImp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-M5-Lumma-design-E60-530D-genuine-ONE-OFF-new-gearbox-new-alloys-replica-/201806004746

 

What nonsense is this?

 

This ad is a fucking goldmine of idiocy.

 

ONE OFF

 

 

 

ONLY ONE OF 3/4 IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

 

So 25% less than a one off.

 

only one of a handful in the COUNTRY with this SPECIFIC design.

 

Eh?

 

 

 

Diesel

Not a cheap standard "replica"

 

So its a real Diesel M5 then.

 

FAST AND IN GREAT CONDITION M5 rep!

 

 

 

Arguably one of the best value for money M5 "replicas"

 

 

 

Strictly NO STUPID OFFERS

 

I think what you think is stupid and I think is reasonable are poles apart.

 

 

 

OPEN TO SENSIBLE OFFERS

 

See above.

[Junkman]

The mind is a boggling one.

[Alexg]

Merkur!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Merkur-Xr-4ti-4x4-MK1-LHD-very-rear-in-UK-build-for-USA-market-/252780211374

 

[fermanta]

 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf-minibus-/182461407237

[doug]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stonefield-4x4-V8-Expedition-Camper-Day-Van-/162402516043?hash=item25cff1bc4b:g:vKIAAOSwB-1YquqD

[Junkman]

Jayzerz howling fuck!

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/armstrong-siddeley/sapphire/115324

 

Want level exceeds believabilityness.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chenard-Et-Walcker-1930S-sedan-barn-find-super-rare-1930s-hotrod-restore-as-is-/122360449406

 

 

barn find super rare 1930s hotrod /restore as is

 

No, you unimaginative solid rubber brain, neither of this.

 

 

located Stockport

 

I just can't blow this place up, despite it's my civil duty.

 

 

judging by the rubberneckers at my house its creating a lot of interest so won't be here long

 

But I'll start with you dolt.

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/reliant-super-robin-1976-motd/1218039471

 

This looks so amazingly depressing that i love it! It's moted until October too!

[worldofceri]

[Guest Breadvan72]

Same as above if you're concerned with OMGMPG.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf-minibus-/182461407237

 

 

Cub scout van- even more kiddyfiddler than an old ice cream wagon.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

 

 

 

I would love to take that to Latitude and piss off the Kath Kidson VW van yummy mummies while they cook up their quinoa-tofu brochettes.  

 

"Tobias!  Jacinta! Don't go near that van!  You'll catch rickets!"

[Guest Breadvan72]

A Talbot camper, complete with a foutu second gear.  Autoshite home of dreams!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/talbot-express-campervan/332132786150?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3Da737a9dc87364dd786c912d0d0bc42db%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D262860802576

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

SPLORT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Series-1-1977-Alfasud-/232224373640?hash=item3611a6bb88:g:HOIAAOSwnHZYf-Fg&clk_rvr_id=1171396976493&utm_content=buffer39c8c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Talbotcamper also available in highly* sought after "Cavcraft" spec -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-camper-van/122362286903?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D3819a17f2e0145cf8156210a09e42181%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D332132786150

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Jayzerz howling fuck!

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/armstrong-siddeley/sapphire/115324

 

Want level exceeds believabilityness.

 

 

No joke, I would consider going halves or better still thirds on that with one or two other shiters.  I would only want to use it for taking my old mum on trips and such like shenanigans, but it would be ace.

[Guest Breadvan72]

RIMZ YEHZ

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-213s-classic-car-may-take-a-cheap-car-in-px/1218049878?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

PS:  why is that sort of car ALWAYS for sale outside that house?

[Guest Breadvan72]

OH FFSFROAGFYSYFF

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-bambi-rascal-VW-splitscreen-Motorhome-Camper-van-Motorhome-project/371870920237?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D1136794948c8498b8ef9e40afe8e4f0e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D361907761931

 

 

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

For those who have a strange fascination for 90s Citroens and Bosch pumpery -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222412085724

 

[Asimo]

RIMZ YEHZ

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-213s-classic-car-may-take-a-cheap-car-in-px/1218049878?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

 

 

 

 

I wonder if that still has the Peppa Pig headlining?

 

P.S. wish they had done these in 2 door.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Daddy Pig is an autoshiter.  He appears to be some sort of unemployed Old Etonian layabout, but a genial one. Mummy Pig does all the work.  Daddy Pig's car is truly terrible.   His brother, Uncle Pig, also has a shit car, and Uncle Pig's wife Auntie Pig is well Council, complete with too much slap and corblimey voice.  I am sorry that my daughter is past Peppa Pig age, as it's a hilarious show.  I love that Miss Rabbit has a vicious monopoly on all business activities in the area.  Oh well, at least nowadays I get to watch Teen Titans Go, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, which are fab.  Star Wars Rebels is a bit meh.

[Supernaut]

Adventure Time, and Regular Show

Both utterly brilliant.

[cort16]

I hate Miss Rabbit for her constant baiting of Grandpa pig over his miniature locomotive.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Both utterly brilliant.

  

 

Amazing World of Gumball is quite good too.

[Junkman]

Is that the one where a light blue cat is the brother of a goldfish?

You couldn't have sold that kind of shit to me even when I was a kid.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Yep, the goldfish starts as a pet (it is the 97th fish, the parents having lied about all the others, that died, obvs) . It evolves feet and speech and becomes the cat's brother.  The parents are a lazy, fat, stupid and unemployable rabbit dad, and a deranged cat mom.   They live in the 'burbs and have a shitbox station wagon.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Try Phineas and Ferb instead - comedy Germanic villain.  The one where he has to go home to his Mittel European country of origin to take his driving test is quite good.  The mom has a back story, but at least unlike in Family Guy she wasn't a porn star. I like the secret agent organisation that is called OWCA (Organisation Without a Cool Acronym).

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Bentley-S1-Barn-Find-Restoration-Project-Not-Salvage-1-FORMER-KEEPER-/262863498452

 

Some arsehole will restore it.

I'd so love to push it together with ten other shiters into the show corral at Chodmolestly.

[Junkman]

Half arsed photos in ad part 13,997:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-/122366058667

 

It's a City X. No really, it is, look: