eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Did someone say page 3200?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-502-saloon-3-2-ltr-restoration-project-/162386095870

 

Oh, and want level exceeded.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-TRIUMPH-2500-S-BROWN-TWIN-CARBS-CLASSIC-SPARES-AND-REPAIRS-DRIVES-PROJECT-/122344494301

 

Condition in stark contrast to number plate.

 

 

CLASSIC (1976) TRIUMPH

 

 

THIS CAR IS 40 YEARS OLD

 

Common Core maths?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-JAGUAR-XJ6-3-4-RARE-AUTO-BRONZE-CLASSIC-SPARES-AND-REPAIRS-PROJECT-/122344501503

 

 

CLASSIC (1982) JAGUAR

 

 

THIS CAR IS 34 YEARS OLD

 

Sigh...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/clasic-1992-mini-1000-city-E-barn-find-for-spears-or-repears-/232231489433

 

 

clasic 1992 mini

 

 

barn find

 

 

for spears or repears

 

 

been of road

 

 

put in some lubblent mite help to get it going

 

 

I'm NOT making this shit up!

[Guest Breadvan72]

Pah, brown Jags are so 5th February.  Pink Jags are the new now.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Jaguar-XJS-C-Convertible-5-3-V12-Barn-Find-Project-Spares-or-Repair/112294796641?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D73f2bd06590c495496c0c7e46561bceb%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D122344501503

 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zastava-101-Not-Fiat-128-Yugo-skala-/332117008248

 

 

drove to Plymouth and back

 

Amazing.

[montytom]

Lazy bloke punting on Personal Line decked V6 for peanuts due to starter motor fault

 

 

Edit, stick on fake wood needs binning ASAP mind

Why does the paint around the door and pillar look moonstone green in colour but the outside looks zircon???? or is it my computer

[Guest Breadvan72]

I can't see any snags with this -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beechcraft-B55-Baron-95-B55-Mounted-on-a-Hijet-Daihatsu-Van-Yes-Really/292020569164?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dfaedd18ea28f4a84804d54e8fbd11d2d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332117008248

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beechcraft-B55-Baron-95-B55-Mounted-on-a-Hijet-Daihatsu-Van-Yes-Really/292020569164

 

 

Beechcraft B55 Baron (95-B55) Mounted on a Hijet Daihatsu Van

 

 

Rolls Royce Turbine on the rear

 

Where the fuck do I sign???

[Junkman]

PMSL!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-RIVA-CLASSIC-RALLY-RETRO-RACE-PROJECT/201808294419

 

 

I HAVE OWNED THIS CAR FOR A FEW MONTHS AS WAS GOING TO BUILD A RALLY CAR TO GO CLASSIC RALLYING.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/project/132085645985

 

 

1948 Austin K series truck cab mounted on 200 tdi discovery chassis

 

 

not mot

[Junkman]

Bentley Blower/Sherpley Speed 6 replica

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Blower-Sherpley-Speed-6-replica-rebuild-vintage-body-on-this-chassis-V5-/162386017700

 

 

Jayzerz wept, what a hopeless heap!

 

 

The First picture is of a finished car and is NOT FOR SALE.

 

 

What you get for £2,000 (two thousand!) is this pile of rubbish:

 

 

 

 

This is a Great opportunity

 

 

And now comes the really sad part:

 

 

This was Designed to be built on a Sherpa Pick up chassis and comes with a good sold running example

 

 

The Sherpa is running and was parked in storage about 18 months ago when the mot ran out but will start and run with a freshly charged battery.

 

 

 

You will have to cut off or disassemble the cab and pick up body all of which may be sold on to recover some of the costs as these too are becoming rare in this condition.

 

 

 

 

[STUNO]

Ok, Stuno, you listening? Mk2 Cortina data.

 

R rhd

N is 1600HC engine

A is floor change manual

A is 3.89/1 diff

trim code B980 refers to seat colour, etc and I don't have data on that

 

BA is Ford of Britain, Dagenham

Paint code should be displayed lower down the id plate on the left

 

but . . . code 96 is for a 2-door GT. Yaaaaaay!!!!

 

GJ is a year/month date of manufacture code 1967 September

 

78910 is production car number.

 

Can post couple of Ford Mk2 i.d. reference sheets if Photobucket stops being a bastard tonight. Otherwise google it, easy to find these days.

 

 

Suggest you alter that 96 code to a 91 immediately and stick in a Lotus Twin Cam. Instant £25k. No one will know.

 

 

Did a bit of actual research (google type) 

 

The code BA is for Dagenham plant.

 

http://www.enfostuff.com/cortina-mkII-identification.html

 

EDIT.. should read before adding facts next time !

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MG-MONTEGO-EFI-2-0-RARE-CAR-1-FORMER-KEEPER-RESTORATION-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-/182446457012

 

 

We were told the engines runs, we haven't has it running

 

Why the bloody hell not?

 

Dinglebrains.

[JeeExEll]

Did a bit of actual research (google type)

 

The code BA is for Dagenham plant.

 

http://www.enfostuff.com/cortina-mkII-identification.html

 

EDIT.. should read before adding facts next time !

No probs, I edited my post as at first I wrongly thought the BA referred to paint code, BA is ermine white, but paint code is lower down the plate and we can't see it in the pic.

[Junkman]

Ooooh!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-ultima-scorpio-2-9i-ghia-12v-/292021440848

 

Oh!

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E32-735i-49K-Very-low-mileage-/152426956281

 

Not sure whether I shall admire or pitty the seller.

 

 

unfortunately i need to sell to fund restoration of my 750il

 

You are looking at a sub 50k miler here!

[Junkman]

Two Two Ceevees had to die for this terrible mess.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-double-fronted-Citroen-2cv-Unique-advertising-vehicle-LOOOOK-/282352524502

 

 

Will consider P/X, deal, swap, car , bike , boat, classic etc

 

Broken X-box perhaps?

[Junkman]

Have the bikini babes flock towards you this Summer.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Convertible-Left-Hand-drive-UK-registered-Chrysler-Le-Baron-3-0-/142270294919

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Eldorado-Convertible-1971-V8-8-2/201808271187

 

It's pretty fucked, mind.

[Junkman]

God is selling one of his cars!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-1975-LINCOLN-CONTINENTAL-MARK-IV-7-5V8-COUPE-SWAP-SWOP-PX-/152425683647

 

 

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Ford-Taunus-17M-P7B-4-Door-Saloon-1-8-Litre-V6-Petrol-Restoration-Project-/192097320163

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-/222400851280

 

Yes, it does:

 

 

But:

 

 

sadly the car has overheating problem suspected Head Gasket

[Junkman]

I think I want this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FAIRGROUND-RIDE-BUS-/252756736137

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-New-Yorker-Fifth-Avenue-/192097105441

 

 

 

Inside seat are nice but the rest is poor a bit

[mercrocker]

I can understand why nobody sells Junkman  a car......He seems to have tapped into a parallel universe of unrelenting but totally implausible shite!    Good work!

[mercrocker]

I think I found the parallel universe.......Mrs Spongebob Squarepants is selling her W123.    Or rather, she isn't.   Marvel at the picture but DON'T READ THE REST 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Coupe-123-Series-230CE-Automatic/272543616775?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D9576dac331704713ab9dca7e04a96dd8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D201809155754

[Guest Breadvan72]

I think I want this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FAIRGROUND-RIDE-BUS-/252756736137

 

 

 

That is the thinking man's McLaren F1.

[Guest Breadvan72]

I think that I put this one up before a week or two back, but it may be worth another outing, if only because orange (even the tool roll is orange).  No one is bidding at 3500.  Is this too much?  I know nowt about these cars.  There is another 1976 orange one on sale at 6750.  OK, so not unique then.  "Ultimate Car... the Second"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Mercedes-Benz-200-1976-W115-Signal-Orange-RHD/192094759992?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Db677566dcd5f4a889954f0a360c29c9b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D272543616775