eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like a lifeboat from a 1970's Russian oil tanker

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jago-jeep-samuri-mk1-escort-parts-full-v5c-not-landrover-bmw-tax-exempt-/292005663054?hash=item43fce4d14e:g:VGkAAOSwLEtYglI5

[richardmorris]

"Near Showroom Condition"

 

Is that the Mr Shitcars' Shit Cars Showroom of Shit Cars Showroom?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MAESTRO/282327831563?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40800%26meid%3D2a4a488146484529920d9aa5f4451c02%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222375901616

 

 

 

 

 

Would match my 2cv's JDM numberplate!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-Serveta-LI-125-Project-/152404056486?hash=item237bfd59a6:g:qeAAAOSw2xRYePMG

[wuvvum]

/\ That's almost sensibly priced.

[Mr Laurence]

Doesn't look all that shabby for £1000

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/austin/austin-allegro-series-3/1211679519

[Cavcraft]

Scouse 220D £80

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-220-turbo-diesel-5-door-/182428445681?hash=item2a79952bf1:g:Ku0AAOSwImRYgiZJ

 

 

It looks absolutely sodding awful. *Watch list here we come...

[Mr Laurence]

This looks super grim - if it wasn't so far, I'd seriously be considering it

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-ax-10e-very-low-mileage-one-owner-from-new-good-runner-needs-tlc.-good-for-a-first-car-./1211255477

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Daf-T244-Overland-Project-/142252117129?hash=item211ee30c89:g:1VwAAOSwnHZYghr9

 

 

'I have attempted to install a dual seat catering for both passengers and this just does not allow for acceptable comfort levels over a prolonged period travelling.

 

 

 

It's even more uncomfortable on the fucking eye.

 

 

'currently self certified'

 

​Litmus paper in the trucker's Tizer?

 

[Asimo]

Got all excited by the Sherpa thread?  Relatively rot-free B-series Leyland

Note bonus P4 and Dodge spacevan (I think) in background. Ryanair very cheap to Portugal at the moment......

http://www.custojusto.pt/setubal/comerciais/morris-sherpa-240mkii-delux-11513474

[bangernomics]

A Thinking Man's Juke

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jago-jeep-samuri-mk1-escort-parts-full-v5c-not-landrover-bmw-tax-exempt-/292005663054?hash=item43fce4d14e:g:VGkAAOSwLEtYglI5

 

So funny I bumped it

[bangernomics]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282038080518

 

Tiny oil leak

 

[Vim Fuego]

 

Ben

Is that meant to be funny?

[cort16]

 

https://www.swva.co.uk/classic-car/reliant-kitten-dl-batmobile-1977/

[cort16]

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[cort16]

Seems cheap for a half decent one of these.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201611199909929

[cort16]

Omega v6 powered chevette.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-5-V6-Vauxhall-Chevette-Classic-Track-Drift-Car-/172494799930?hash=item28297dc43a:g:rWoAAOSw4DJYgm-v

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-p100-/292005698134?hash=item43fce55a56:g:s0oAAOSwUKxYgmt6

[cort16]

looks tidy for 995 groats

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-SHOGUN-2-8-DIESEL-GLS-LWB-AUTO-WHITE-7-SEATER-4x4-/112276887686?hash=item1a24395886:g:OOMAAOSw2xRYgriT

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-tl-/152404403675?hash=item237c02a5db:g:l9MAAOSw241Ygn6K

[oldcars]

Scouse 220D £80

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-220-turbo-diesel-5-door-/182428445681?hash=item2a79952bf1:g:Ku0AAOSwImRYgiZJ

 

 

It looks absolutely sodding awful. *Watch list here we come...

Like Duotone 75

[cort16]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Patrol-Petrol-Spares-or-Repairs-Project-/172486904344?hash=item2829054a18:g:NYsAAOSwopRYeoA4

[cort16]

 

 

NO LOG BOOK NO MOT

 

NO POKEY EYES

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-ROVER-75-CON-SEUR-SE-CDTI-TOUR-GOLD-/201786212077?hash=item2efb653eed:g:1-EAAOSwZQRYcAhr

[wuvvum]

Proper early Ovlov one four four in the parts section.  I'd luzz a bid on this but I get the impression the seller has a hidden (and probably quite high) reserve.

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-1967-Wolseley-18-85-with-power-steering-landcrab-barn-find-/272530016933

 

For God's sake, do not paint!

[Junkman]

'Illman 'Usky, hanyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Husky-1960-MOT-d-Getting-Rare-Now-Classic-Car-/252734177349

[Junkman]

WOAH!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-BEDFORD-VAL-14-SIX-WHEEL-COACH-ITALIAN-JOB-BEATLES-MAGICAL-MYSTERY-TOUR-/351961795258

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1960-Mk2-Ford-Consul-Restoration-Project-/252733510953

 

Where can I get me photographic equipment that takes such shit photos in this time and day?

[Junkman]

eBay rule number 1: To sell a 1938 car, use a 1938 photograph of it

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1938-Austin-12-4-/201789106535

 

eBay rule number 2: Never show people what you are actually selling

 

 

 

Been standing in a garage last 40 years mileage not known.

 

 

But been told drove in all those years ago.

 

What a miniscule dinglebrain.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Buick-Electra-Park-avenue-/192083963228

 

 

Holy shit!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Toyota-Corona-Mark-2-Coupe-/262817247775

 

 All original in perfect condition.