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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I bet this was a nice car once, before the chrome and pony alloys.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500-SEC-AUTO-MAGNIFICENT-V8-SUPER-BARGAIN-CE-CL-SE-SEL-124-123-COUPE-/112247778517

 

 

BARGAIN OF THE YEAR

 

CAN SELL ANYTIME

 

I WANT A QUICK SALE

 

Blimey, best get on the blower pronto like...

 

 

NOW HAS 12 MONTHS MOT TO SEPTEMBER 2017!

 

...actually, stick the kettle on.

  • NorfolkNWeigh, Cavcraft and Junkman
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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LOLZ on that Shitty Rovers price, and the shouty advert, seller is a dreamer, it's a £495 car on a feckin good day

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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No they aren't, that looks like an Aussie or South African import, about £4k on a bloody good day. £40k would get you a fairly new LEZ compliant motor

Australian - if you google the phone number on the mud flaps

  • Stephen Vagg Auto Electrics

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16 Tipping Rd, Kewdale WA 6105, Australia
 
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  • spartacus, AMC Rebel and doobietoo
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That place has several ex Aussie motors at insane prices, especially as all look rather scruffy, and will probably be mechanically goosed

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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That City Rover ad even has Mrs DW in hysterics. Proper hysterics.

Indeed

 

 

PLEASE NOTE: NO TEXTS OR EBAY MESSAGES, I WILL ONLY RESPOND TO PHONE CALLS. 

SO I REPEAT NO MESSAGES (I WON'T REPLY).
I am very professional 

 

Translation - I don't like giving written answers to questions - just in case.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I bet this was a nice car once, before the chrome and pony alloys.

 

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500-SEC-AUTO-MAGNIFICENT-V8-SUPER-BARGAIN-CE-CL-SE-SEL-124-123-COUPE-/112247778517

 

 

Blimey, best get on the blower pronto like...

 

 

...actually, stick the kettle on.

 

I got passed by a 500 SEL today and I'm very surprised by how well the old girl went! Looked far more appropriate than this tat though.

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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I bought the same model 3 years ago but with a scratched rear door and only 20,000 miles for 500 pounds. that engine bay was like new.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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That City Rover sleet had loads of stuff for sale.

Some of it is quite nice, well photographed, reasonable prices.

 

All described in the same insane ranty manner.

 

Good luck with that

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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I bet this was a nice car once, before the chrome and pony alloys.

 

s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500-SEC-AUTO-MAGNIFICENT-V8-SUPER-BARGAIN-CE-CL-SE-SEL-124-123-COUPE-/112247778517

You've probably got time to build an extension for your kitchen order a kettle to sent by boat from China ,grow some tea plants ,harvest it then go to Delhi on the bus ,buy a Standard 2000, fill the bot with tea leaves, drive it home THEN put the kettle on.

I'm pretty sure this was first presented on this thread for ridicule at least 18 months ago.

 

 

 

 

Blimey, best get on the blower pronto like...

 

 

 

...actually, stick the kettle on.

 

Sorry don't know how I managed to mess that up .

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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HOW Much??

For a non runner shit heap Focus?

Well they need twice the usual - for obvious reasons.

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