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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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You could buy the blue Rebel van off me for less!

Sadly it would have to be a LOT less for me to be buying anything soon, but I do like those 4 wheel Reliants.

 

I like the three wheel ones too, but would stand a greater chance of retaining my balls if I bought a 4 wheel one.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Am oot!

They all do that sir, £50 will fix a corner.

doug Rank: Citroen Ami

doug

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They all do that sir, £50 will fix a corner.

Tell me about it. this was my job for today.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'd honestly buy this if I had the money, but only to punt it on for a grand more to some knobweasel who has some chequered stripes and a beanie hat, and probably rides a BMX bike even though he's 44. 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-Type-25-Panel-Van-/112239835117?hash=item1a2203f7ed:g:QeEAAOSw6DtYVPs7

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Starry, starry night
Paint your Vespa red and grey
Dollywobbler on a windy day
With eyes upon that Lego crocodile

 

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Someone's missed his pills
Should have painted trees and daffodils
Instead of Adam Ant whose got the chills
watching a vampire chew his bird

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vespa-T5-/112239149312?hash=item1a21f98100:g:yiMAAOSwa~BYVAwt

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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How could anyone with even a nodding relationship with sanity think that was in any way a good idea.

 

Monstrous.

 

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ayrshirelad Rank: Austin Maxi

ayrshirelad

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Someone needs to 'do' an L series Marina or Ital. Not me, I lack the patience and technical expertise.

I think that was advertised in fastmarina mag a year or twp ago. I need a project like a hole in the head. From memory the owner thought it was a Bl directors car at one point on its life if it the same car. Was hard to retrive from its resting place as well. Just won the road from me but i got no space no cash and no time. 

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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For all you off road/green lane fanatics out there, .....Cheap off roader currently at...£87.00...These are not too shabby off road either, i used to have an old vitara jlx used for off roading & it was superb fun, someone who we used to go off roading with, had one of these, jacked up, big wheels etc.....they go pretty much anywhere. Better than a gaylander anyday.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-off-roader-spares-or-repair-/322356393127?hash=item4b0df034a7:g:85oAAOSwImRYTVz5

 

 

 

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Cheap MG ZT-T Estate...V6 aswell.....Clutch is Borked though. currently at....£100.

 

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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BULLSHIT ALERT......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-520i-manual-spares-or-repairs-please-read-add-/152358893986?hash=item23794c39a2:g:LWcAAOSwcLxYLJ5x

 

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spares or repairs due to being mot expired

 

Fail

Date Result Details 13/11/2015 Fail

Mileage
142772 miles
Mileage Notes
  • The mileage recorded at this MOT is average for a vehicle of this age. (Average mileage of 142100)
Refusal Notices
  • Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
  • Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (5.4.2)
  • Centre stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
  • Nearside rear tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Offside front tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside rear brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
  • Offside rear brake pad(s) less than 1.5 mm thick (3.5.1g)
  • Nearside steering rack gaiter split (2.2.d.2d)
  • Offside steering rack gaiter split (2.2.d.2d)
Advisory Notices
  • Offside rear tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.e.1)
  • Nearside ball joint has slight play rack end (2.2.b.1f)
  • Offside front brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.b.2c)
  • Offside rear rear wheel bearing has slight play (2.6.2)
  • Fuel pipes badly corroded

 

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