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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WINKERS WANKERED WOBBLY WHEELED WONDER

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-/272431008100?hash=item3f6e274964:g:D7gAAOSwHMJYFNXZ

 

 

'Indicators not fully reliable.One flat tyre​'

 

 

£50 or best offer!

 

If any of you jellied eel munching shandy drinkers want a bargain, it's in Purley.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Gwapple me gwapenuts, viewers, and follow me fwough the fauna as we sneak up on this little beauty in Sheffield. Careful now, don't want the little bwighter to spot us do we?

 

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An intwesting fact about these cars is that they known to nest for twenty four months before bweeding and the tell tale sign is they thwow out their own fwothy white population paste underneath. I think this one's alweady dwopped it's young, look at that gween pool behind it. Look at it's sexy little dewierre still on show. I tell you what, if I wasn't mawwied to Wosemawy I'd be dwy bumming this to within an inch of  it's life

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-xz-j864pdf-/322311084579?hash=item4b0b3cda23:g:8ssAAOSwcLxYDkEa

 

 

'been stud 2 years'

 

 

Gweat! There she is! The little wed wonder in all it's glowwy. Notice how she hasn't fully formed yet, they often take up to fwee months to gwow their first fwont wheels

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Truly gopping, yet oddly appealing. Say what you like about the sceptics, they don't half turn some absolute shit out.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Cadillac-Seville-delegance-42000-miles-/262697231027?hash=item3d29f9a2b3:g:DdEAAOSwXeJYCgvn

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What does six grand buy you? The first air-portable LandRover made by the look of it, the experimental one that was dropped seventeen thousand feet upside down with no parachute into a concrete mine

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-1-80-inch-For-Rstoration-/122203491949?hash=item1c73e54e6d:g:RloAAOSwx2dYFK0n

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Bloody hell, check this funky little automatic out! I reckon the o/s/r wing has had a visit from Captain Rattle o'Can but it's still quite fit.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiesta-automatic-low-miles-Original-bill-of-sale-/322310807130?hash=item4b0b389e5a:g:EvoAAOSwnbZYFPj8

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hope you've all packed your eye bleach this morning

 

 

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I mean, FFS, look at the state of the thing. The front bumper's in a different postcode to the rest of the sodding van.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-MINI-VAN-/272431170102?hash=item3f6e29c236:g:2ikAAOSwZVlXwY0w

 

'Oil pressure line to clock'

 

​At the third stroke, the pistons will smash into the head at 3.15 precisely 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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To be fair this loks VALU for £1,200. VOSA site says it's MOT'd until the 12th October 2017 too. Stick it in a dry garage, wheel it out in five years time or more and it'll be worth serious coin I reckon.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk2-ford-fiesta-van-1100-/152298488079?hash=item2375b2810f:g:pgoAAOSwal5YFPbL

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-1988-poss-classic-/112186273536?hash=item1a1ed2af00:g:uw8AAOSw8gVX7hK~

 

'It has MOT until November but should go through again'

 

​It's a 1989 Transit, it probably wouldn't have passed an MOT in 1990.

 

'alternatively,you may simply need it for parts if you already have a van of this age. Possible parts could include engine, gearbox, starter/alternator, axles,wheels and tyres.'

 

So, it's fucked then?

 

'Re-lister due to time waster'

 

Oh well, there's always one

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Van not as described in advert. Seller dishonest about the condition

Ford Transit 1988 poss classic

 

 

Thank the Lord there aren't more 'timewasters' like him, hey?

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif did not get in tuch with me phoned 15 times

​Transit van SWB

 

 

Oh well, two isn't bad I suppose

 

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​Citroen Picasso

 

 

Pah, a hat-trick out of 103, could be worse

 

 

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That it now?

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Not as described,no mot/refunded mot jet wash not as shown, not in working order

​Wheelie bin cleaning truck

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif went to collect the van,seller could not be bothered to turn up,and he hung up

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Refused all contacts when I won his item. can't be a goog customer. avoid if can

​LDV van

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif to many faults not put to description-after 2 weeks engine gone

​Vectra

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I bet a day spent in this would go more slowly than 25 years of being chained up next to Nigel Mansell in an abandoned beige factory in Derbyshire

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Leyland-FREIGHTER-200-TURBO-/262696297160?hash=item3d29eb62c8:g:2xYAAOSwuhhXWsX6

 

 

(He's also selling a Cargo tipper)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dodge-7-5-tonne-lorry-/222295896281?hash=item33c1de30d9:g:BKoAAOSwZVlXp4KL

 

 

'Only for sale after those wankers at VOSA did me for having a one armed, Sikh Elvis impersonator trapped headfirst in the side locker'

 

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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"Senator" estate?? Cool.

Had to check this one again. Interesting, why no factory GM 3.0 injector versions?

Probably something to do with the independent rear suspension set up not fitting under the estate, I'm just guessing, but if it did presumably whoever built this would have just chucked the Monza axle in ,instead of hunting down a primative antipodean set up. The most powerful engine Opel teamed up with the live axle was the 2.5i Commodore( Viceroys were all carb, apart from the Queen's one-off estate)
cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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The ebay offerer of this Metro based beauty says it was built by MG for a cash strapped council. I hope proper aficionados will fill in my lack of knowledge of this thoroughbred with a few more details.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I've always wanted a tipper truck. No real reason, but I just want to tip the bed up and down.

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