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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-AIXAM-500-L-AUTO-/162252289555?hash=item25c6fd7613:g:ysYAAOSwHsRYDe~-

 

 

'HAS A GEAR BOX PROBLEM WILL ONLY GO IN TO REVERSE. OTHER THAN THAT CAR IS PERFECT'

 

​What an excellent boast. Will you take a saucepan in part-exchange? It's got a bottom problem, it's been burnt away. Other than that it's perfect. Except for the rubber strip on the handle missing and it's been in a field for 17 years.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'Hello, Right Said Fred motorhomes, how may I help?'

 

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I'd like crocodile skin seats, but make them look a bit like I've been driving sans-undercrakers after a heavy night on the curry?

 

'No problem....'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WINNEBAGO-LE-SHARO-2-5-IVECO-ENGINE-RUNS-AND-DRIVES-PROJECT-CAMPER-LHD-/142158928982?hash=item2119551c56:g:HigAAOSwHMJYDe08

 

 

'SOME ONE HAS EMPTEYED THE BACK'

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Mercedes-230CE-/112179173486?hash=item1a1e66586e:g:KqsAAOSw44BYDeud

 

 

'Now the car is regrettably being sold for parts'

 

​After you 'regrettably' bum raped it for the engine and cleaned the car with salt water every day?

  • richardmorris, Conrad D. Conelrad, Junkman and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hmm, a 99p start Corsa with no MOT in Chester and they've got contact details on the advert? Target audience to the emails in, 3....2.....

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL-CORSA-CLUB-16V-SILVER-/322304548611?hash=item4b0ad91f03:g:3AMAAOSw44BYDfEH

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Bristol Bargain Alert....

 

MOT'd Rover Sterling Coupe for £150! Generous scrap man mind.

 

hi i have owned this car for 18 years with no major problems but it is now getting old and things are starting to go wrong( water pump/ electric window etc)the car is not in good condition due to a few minor knock etc although it as a M.O.t until march and is being used.I no longer want the car and been offered £150 by the scrap man if you fill you can make better use of it its yours for £150

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C803477

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It seems on further examination that tow bar is actually the exhaust mount!

 

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Well, that didn't take long. Junkman buys a P38 and suddenly Graeme Hunt ,purveyor of posh motor cars to wealthy fools advertises this in Classic and Sportscar this month.

This is the man that first started advertising Old Range Rovers for silly money and got £100k for a couple of Velars a few years ago.

http://www.graemehunt.com/motorcar/337/2000-range-rover-4-0-se-36-000-miles-only-under-offerpost-17414-0-39676000-1477336076_thumb.jpeg

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I've often found a bargain advertised in shop windows, the last was my e34 , found in my local Post Office.

Today I thought I'd check for any bargains, you know £2/300 with a bit of ticket, some old giffer that's not literate on the computer machine.

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Mmmm, can't help feeling this isn't the ideal advertising medium for this.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT SEMI-LEVITATING GRANDAD ROAD RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS COUNCIL ESTATE LADDERS FISHPOND BOLLOCKS CHURCH ROOF CATAPULT RS MEXICO RECOVERY TRUCK CAT FLAP

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-DEVILLE-TRIKE-A-ONE-OFF-NOT-ANOTHER-THE-SAME-/222291256836?hash=item33c1976604:g:a6MAAOSwLF1YA8ui

 

 

'I have realy pushed this trike on bends and corners'

 

 

I'd really push it off a cliff next time.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I wish it had a 5 year (future) warranty against stupid fucking wheel arches and daft alloys.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Car has been bought and stored at a regular temperature with little moisture.

 

Horse, stable door. 

 

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Should have been 3M Rustguarded. I hear they come with a five year warranty against rust, you know. 

 

 

 

Exported from the UK to South Africa and then imported to Ireland. Does not have tax or a registration.

 

...and of course it already has bids at £1000 because Minis Be Crazy.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Restoration-With-Engine-Mark-3-4-/252602522906

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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One of those Metro Chairmans would be ideal for transporting tea trolleys with the urn still on them. They'd also be ideal for teaching Daleks how to drive.

Genuinely can't stop LOLing at this!

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