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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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One of those Metro Chairmans would be ideal for transporting tea trolleys with the urn still on them. They'd also be ideal for teaching Daleks how to drive.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Correct licence to drive it: X

 

Storage facilities to keep it: X

 

Need: X

 

Usefulness: X

 

Can get insurance: X

 

First bid placed: ./

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-1900-Intercooler-1989-17-tonne-palletised-ideal-camper-conversion-horsebox/152290294688?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Df34936ac685f46229c0735390bc896e4%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D252588041458&autorefresh=true

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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True, plus there'd be enough rooom to perform the surgery required to get my bollocks back from out of my stomach.

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Listed as

 

50cc moped

 

 

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SORRY BUT I CANT REMBER WHAT THIS BIKE STUF CAME OF SO IV JUST PUT IT UNDER MOPEDS SORRY

 

 

Legend.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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These San Storms are appealing in the way that you're glad someone went to the trouble but even more glad you don't have to live with it.  Looks like a convertible CityRover but without that car's performance or reliability.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAN-STORM-/302114221946?hash=item4657692f7a:g:3JQAAOSwHsRYClk1

 

 

 

Did you have a bid on it? It'd be da rude not to.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Can't wait for the episode of 'Don't Tell The Bride' when the groom sends a three wheeler with pictures of dog turds down the side/on the bonnet to pick her up.

 

*Edit: it's even got those cartoon 'wafty wind smells' coming off the turds. 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Reliant-Rialto-Wedding-car-/282228074248?hash=item41b61aa708:g:BWkAAOSw44BYCaSc

 

 

'have had many bookings from brides who are getting married on a budget'

 

 

​In all fairness I think I'd rather rock up to the registry office naked in a wheeled bath full of horse piss than this thing.

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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Fucking good effort Cavcraft, I like your style and subscribe to your thinking.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's been removed now, I bet an exporter got to it and made him an offer.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Can't wait for the episode of 'Don't Tell The Bride' when the groom sends a three wheeler with pictures of dog turds down the side/on the bonnet to pick her up.

 

*Edit: it's even got those cartoon 'wafty wind smells' coming off the turds. 

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Reliant-Rialto-Wedding-car-/282228074248?hash=item41b61aa708:g:BWkAAOSw44BYCaSc

 

 

'have had many bookings from brides who are getting married on a budget'

 

 

​In all fairness I think I'd rather rock up to the registry office naked in a wheeled bath full of horse piss than this thing.

The sign writing on this thing actually suggests it belongs to a married male couple, either that or the turds depicted belong to them.

Why am I surprised someone capable of creating this is only semi-literate ?

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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These San Storms are appealing in the way that you're glad someone went to the trouble but even more glad you don't have to live with it.  Looks like a convertible CityRover but without that car's performance or reliability.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAN-STORM-/302114221946?hash=item4657692f7a:g:3JQAAOSwHsRYClk1

 

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Quote"new' san storm convertable,  just registered 2016 but age related number 2005"

 

Not new then is it?

 

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Whereas this isn't pretending to be a sports car - it is. and it's £400 cheaper.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Mazda-/18211/i.html

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Get one up on all the 2 litre beaters with this saucy 2.2.  A few dings and a bubbly front arch, but still would because of 5-pot woofle.  Cheap at the moment and low miles too.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-90-2-2-/142157449439

Wow that is nice. 90s never seem to make any money and always listed as cheap BINs. I'd be surprised if that doesn't make better money.

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