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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Once in his life, a man must father a son, plant a tree and own a V12.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-750I-V12-A-lovely-condition-750i-short-wheelbas-/201696803948

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I hitherto failed on all three accounts.

 

But I'd happily mangle that poof mountain shit in the wheelarch when backing that Bimmer out.

Sadly I've managed all three of those.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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You must be a very, very happy man indeed.

When I was 12 I had three ambitions. I wanted to be a taxi driver, motorcycle instructor and finally I wanted to shag Debbie Harry from Blondie. I achieved the first two and my ex wife sang in a Blondie tribute band. Somehow I think I should of aimed higher.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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When I was 12 I had three ambitions. I wanted to be a taxi driver, motorcycle instructor and finally I wanted to shag Debbie Harry from Blondie. I achieved the first two and my ex wife sang in a Blondie tribute band. Somehow I think I should of aimed higher.

 

I had similar ambitions, but ended up shagging Dracula's 17-times granddaughter.

 

We must drink together.

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Did that driver knock Marcel Marceau off his bike?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Once in his life, a man must father a son, plant a tree and own a V12.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-750I-V12-A-lovely-condition-750i-short-wheelbas-/201696803948

s-l1600.jpg

 

I hitherto failed on all three accounts.

 

But I'd happily mangle that poof mountain shit in the wheelarch when backing that Bimmer out.

 

For some odd reason (age related), I failed to pick up on this:

 

 

for sale pice of german enginiering

 

unteel yestaddy, I know't not how to spail enginier.

now I iz one.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2.8v6 twin turbo. I think they're like shit of a shovel. 300bhp and all the torque is a lot to put down via the front wheels mind you.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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I'm amazed they sold any TBH. A v6 vectra with twin turbos! When they were announced i thought I had been transported to another dimension.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I just remember when Top Gear took one round the track it understeered off the follow-through. The only car to do that.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Quite fancy one, with the standard wheels. Looks like a cheap spec one but goes like the clappers.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201610188876415

 

£350 Steptronic...

 

 

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I bought this as a second car and spent a further £900 on it. Full service, new catalytic converter, suspension, discs and pads etc. However, it overheats and needs the head gasket skimmed and I am not prepared to spend any more on it - I am in the process of moving house and need it gone. If you are fairly local to Cranbrook, Kent you can drive it away, but if you live further than 15 miles away, you will need a trailer to avoid engine damage

 

 

 

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