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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This is on HARVEY Road . About 1/2 mile from my Digs. I have Jogged past it a few times. House has a sold sign outside, so I guess they need rid. Seems an honest description.  It's Fecked, but nothing particular hard or costly. Quote : SHAME I DIDNT HAVE THE TIME TO SORT HER BUT KIDS NEW BABY ON WAY MOVING HOUSE N A WEDDING IS A LITTLE BIT TO MUCH ATM WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GO TO A GOOD HOME

 

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hey I like that shitehawk Rover Streetwise on steels

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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These really are getting cheap. This was cat C but at least it's not broken (yet) and has a v8/

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201610138734039

 

I quote :  dual mass flywheel just been replaced

 

£3,490 or near offer.  I am tempted. For my wife. It it were local, I'd take her to view it, for a laugh. How much would it have cost NEW ?

 
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Me and Mrs. Queen Liz
she's got a thing up her nose

It's whizz, I suppose

but really, who knows?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-Faro-Basso-6-day-Racer-Very-rare-GS-160-Lambretta-TV-GP-Eibar-/131973888678?hash=item1eba41baa6:g:-AgAAOSwAuZX5~jQ

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Shitting hell, this is absolutely ace

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-307d-/272417452452?hash=item3f6d5871a4:g:eOYAAOSw-CpYBTS2

 

 

'My granddad said it's quicker to walk'

 

 

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*Edit: It's got a towbar! You've more chance of climbing Mount Everest on a Honda C50 than of towing anyting with this.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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My vote for post of the day for the Unimog, and on this thread that's up against some pretty stiff competition.  Everyone take a bow.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Caution, if this photo doesn't make you want to punch someone repeatedly in the scrotum, the description absolutely will...

 

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My Story

I was born nearly 20 years ago at the Mercedes factory in South Africa.  I spent most of my life as a boring old car making regular trips to work, to the shops and to the golf club.  Then, a few months ago, one of my owner’s friends from the golf club put me up for sale on Ebay.  What was going to happen to me?  After just one owner for all of my life I didn’t know what to expect.  I certainly didn’t expect the excitement that was to follow!

First off I was to receive a new coat of paint.  My old coat was a shabby blue that had been patched a few times so imagine my joy when the black Dulux gloss came out.  With a couple of four inch brushes it didn’t take very long at all.  Then the drill came out – I didn’t enjoy that so much, it was like being at the dentist!  Four holes in the roof and I ended up with a couple of pieces of wood bolted to my roof – I wondered what they would be for?

 

There's like 2500 words of this drivel man. Beam me up.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E230-Banger-Rally-Car-in-Lewes-East-Sussex-/272411738209

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This appears rather hopeless

 

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To sum things up…

The car does not start and will require trailering away as it is SORN off road.

The car does have battle scars and damage.

The car was a Cat C in 2008

I do not know what is wrong with it.

We are selling it as a non runner for spares or repairs only

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Signum-2-2-Elite-2004-Diesel-NON-RUNNER-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/272409850053

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