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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I can't even take the credit: remember Roger who came with me when I brought you the 406?  He sent me the link tonight.  I'm trying to persuade him to bid!

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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A 126p that's been registered for once!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-126-Polski-Air-Cooled-Classic-Vintage-Car/222273004762?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39012%26meid%3D3bc868157c4040d6989ce8a300c9538b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252585662481

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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Is that badge engineered from a Scania (or vice versa) ? I never noticed the similarity before and I know nothing about lorries.

Don't even mention ERF.......

 

TS

BavarianRetro Rank: Citroen Ami

BavarianRetro

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I just dont get these wank copies.

 

Little details.... Fake discs with no callipers??....... Didnt know lambos used smith types guages....... it looks shit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAMBORGHINI-DIABLO-VT-GT-R-REPLICA-KIT-CAR-PROJECT-F355-F430-COUNTACH-MURCIELAGO-/112152489510?hash=item1a1ccf2e26:g:lPMAAOSwpLNX7k3D

 

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"ALMOST EXACT REPLICA"..........."FULL INTERIOR RETRIM"............"NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH OTHER CHEAPER REPLICAS"........"ALMOST EXACT DIMENSIONS OF THE GENUINE DIABLO VT "............"HAVE BEEN TOLD GENUINE LAMBORGHINI PARTS, ETC HAVE BEEN USED IN THE BUILD"..............."STANDARD MR2 RUNNING GEAR FITTED, THE PLAN WAS TO CHANGE THIS TO A 5.0 V12"

 

£17995

 

And the very, very best bit?

 

"PLEASE NO DREAMERS, TYRE KICKERS OR TIME WASTERS"

  • Junkman and Laseraligningfoofooflanges
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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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we took a ride out to Thorton Dale yesterday afternoon cos, well, it was a nice day, and these 2 beauties are to be sold at their auction next week.

 

http://www.mathewsons.co.uk/vehicle-auction-catalogue/1673-1982-austin-ambassador

 

this, 2 owners and 23,0000 miles, and pretty spotless from what i could see

 

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and this,

 

http://www.mathewsons.co.uk/vehicle-auction-catalogue/1719-1981-austin-maxi-ii-hl

 

4 owners and 89,000 miles, and this too looks like its just camed off of the production line

 

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estimate on both £2-3000 which i guess is about right, i likes the wedge, kerry likes the Maxi, and i think we may have either a cheeky bid, or go and them go under the hammer.

 

i could see myself drive either, though if forced to choose, it would be the Maxi

 

or maybe the Ambassador,

 

no, no the Maxi definitely

 

i think.....

 

maybe....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That garage were doing roaring trade when I dropped in there on holiday the other year, they had some absolute belters there.

 

 

Autoshite Caravan Racing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rapido-Exportmatic-/152282217823?hash=item2374ba3d5f:g:pFEAAOSwYIxYAyjt

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Renault: CHECK

3.0: CHECK

Diesel: CHECK

Automatic: CHECK

 

What are you waiting for?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Vel-Satis-3-0dCi-V6-auto-Initiale-/282221438903?hash=item41b5b567b7:g:FKAAAOSwh2xYApJq

 

 

£495, Staffordshire. Just to take away a  few more ticks from it's timebomb, there's no MOT on it.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'it has been safely in storage for the past 18 months'

 

'Car has been off road (Sorn) for past 18 months'

 

'The car will need 4 new tyres to pass an MOT'

 

'So buy it, put 4 tyres on it, get it MOT'd'

 

'Number 57 off the production line and according to the Sera collectors club, easily the earliest version of the Sera on the road.'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-SERA-CLASSIC-GULL-WING-CAR-FOR-COLLECTOR-/322295166084?hash=item4b0a49f484:g:tzcAAOSwh2xYAnkb

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Imagine being shoehorned into this for a week? You'd be right on top of each other most of them time, there's no way anyone would get me in it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUBARU-SAMBAR-CAMPER-MINI-RETRO-REPLICA-VW-SAMBA-GLASS-ROOF-/182315194802?hash=item2a72d519b2:g:UroAAOSwPCVX4YWj

 

 

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Anyone know how much insurance will be?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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library
ˈlʌɪbrÉ™ri,-bri/  
noun
noun: library; plural noun: libraries
  1. a building or room containing collections of books, periodicals, and sometimes films and recorded music for use or borrowing by the public or the members of an institution.
     
     
    ​2. a collection of immoveable fucking plastic, neither use nor ornament noun: shite plural noun: buy a caravan instead.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EX-COUNCIL-LIBRARY-BODY-ONLY-NO-ENGINE-NO-GEARBOX-NO-AXLES-JUST-THE-BODY-/122183627805?hash=item1c72b6341d:g:Uk4AAOSw8gVYAmpT

 

 

'EX COUNCIL LIDRARY ' 

 

​I know it came from Wales, but I'm pretty sure even they have a 'b' in their language.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Greetings, ShitePickers, today we're going back in time to the magical year of 1998, first week of Feb to be precise (not 'arf) and a look at the top ten.

 

Coming in to number 10 at ten is 'You're Still The One (off)' by Shania Twain. Backing lyrics by the Proton Jumblefucks and recorded in a shed in Bromsgrove

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-JUMBUCK-GTI-CUSTOM-1-8-EVO-4-ONE-OFF-/311709188143?hash=item489350c02f:g:Bf0AAOSwmLlX7rCe

 

 

Nah nah nah nah na na nahhhhhh

 

Dropping two places to number 9 is Robbie Williams and 'Anglias'  Robbie changed the original lyrics from 'I'm loving Corsairs instead on advice from his manager at Wanker Bastard Records

 

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New entry and number 8 this week, 'Getting Jiggy With It' by Will Smith. Smith recorded this popular song from his holiday bolt hole in Spain where it's rumoured he liked to get rear ended

 

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(BOTH MATURE DRIVERS, NEVER BEEN EATEN OR SMOKED)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-316-LHD-1987-DAMAGED-LOW-KLMS-RUST-FREE-IN-SPAIN-AIRCON-/112164336497?hash=item1a1d83f371:g:tS8AAOSwPCVX~Rt7

 

 

And at seven it's Never (Ever Been Welded) by All Saints. An interesting fact about the highly popular girl group is that none of them have ever actually been in a Talbot, though most of them have been in my dreams. I'd defo 'fluff' them pop pickers, that's for sure. But I'm dead so I can't.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-ALPINE-GL-SILVER-NEVER-WELDED-/302078335121?hash=item4655459891:g:DPMAAOSwLF1X3tft

 

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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^^^

 

There's a pink one of those Suburu campers near me, just need to pap it!

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