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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Another king of punctuation. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-1954-1957100e-/282186510155

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Ford 100e 1954/ 1957  reg is 4490 TD rolling shell complete with seats Windows  doors engine has been taken out with the 3 speed manual gearbox needs some welding  on wing and sills no log book needs sending for this car when done does not need a mot would make a good hot rod just not had the time to finish  car comes with engine and gearbox engine needs rebuilding or just put a new one in can delivery  at extra cost please email address and postcode for price for delivery email or phone John on 0791 9956536 cash on collection or Paypal 

 

 

in case any one is having trouble reading it I am happy to help summarise it:

 

Ford 100e 1954/ 1957  reg is 4490 TD rolling shell complete with seats.

engine has been taken out with the 3 speed.

Manual gearbox needs some welding. 

sending for this car when done does not need a mot 

Car comes with engine and gearbox engine 

Needs rebuilding or just put a new one in can delivery  

At extra cost please email address and postcode for price for delivery email or phone

 

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cort16

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if you are willing to pay  asking price it will come with  a new MOT.

 

This is great. The colour match on the paint should be easy enough as i'm pretty sure it's dulux brilliant white.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-P100-was-in-daily-use-1-6-Pinto-4-Speed-92k-Classic-for-resto-/371750120405?hash=item568e08abd5:g:TVsAAOSw8gVX7oGR

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Buyer must collect from Pontin's amusement arcade, where it got stuck in the 'Sketch Me photobooth'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-trabant-601s-spares-or-repair-barn-find-/232099703511?hash=item360a386ad7:g:pSkAAOSwNRdX7qlE

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-/122150060813

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3 of 4 owners members of my family

 

 

For the last fucking time, family owned doesn't mean shit. My cousin in currently in prison for her involvement in a £10m cocaine plot in Newcastle and had previously been banned from driving for stealing a Corsa when pissed and smashing it onto a ditch. Would you still want the car knowing it was her who previously owned the car I was selling?

 

Possibly as there might be a stash of coke in it somewhere but that's it. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-/122150060813

 

 

 

 

My cousin in currently in prison for her involvement in a £10m cocaine plot in Newcastle and had previously been banned from driving for stealing a Corsa when pissed and smashing it onto a ditch. Would you still want the car knowing it was her who previously owned the car I was selling?

 

 

 

Yes?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've had a look at my camera and I'm f*cked if I can find the psychedelic badminton net feature

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-grand-espace-the-race-/152260672313?hash=item2373717b39:g:I4cAAOSw8gVX7kl8

 

'it also has a small oil leek'

 

​Let it grow a bit before you pick it?

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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In the same mag is an advert for a limited edition run of a set of see-through body panels for Citroen Mehari.

 

Were they painted or in primer?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Ram-Dav-Van-5-2-V8-1988-Project-Barn-Find-For-Restoration-Spares-/162222753739

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the engine sounds really good when running

 

What does it sound like when it's not running?

 

 

please do not expect it to be perfect

 

It's fucked.

 

 

Ideally i would love it to go to a enthusiast

 

You mean you're hoping for some plank you can unload it upon?

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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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How can you not know who the banana splits are!?

60s tastic tra la la, tra la la la,tra la la,tra la la laaaaa

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I love Espaces but I never ever want to own one!

 

I wholeheartedly agree.

Why would I buy an Espace from a company that made R16 TXes?

 

But in this particular case, I detest the seller's attitude more, than a newfangled Renner and that, believe me, takes quite some doing.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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How can you not know who the banana splits are!?

60s tastic tra la la, tra la la la,tra la la,tra la la laaaaa

 

I'm actually quite glad I didn't.

Looks rather degenerated to me.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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It's been off the road for four years and has no MOT. And it has rust. But it's only £1,000. 

 

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too, because of course.

 

 

 

Under 30,000 miles Showing On The Clock

 

I bet you anything, the clock shows either the time, or presumably has stopped randomly.

 

 

Perfect family estate car.

 

Yeah, if you want a divorce.

Which brings me to the next point - do you know why a divorce is so expensive?

 

Because it's worth every Penny!

 

 

Perfect for any driver

 

Thanks fuck I'm not any driver.

 

 

Viewings In The Enfield Area of North London.

 

Well that explains it all, doesnit?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Yah, that's why I'm looking at quality stuff like this:

 

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Daewoo Nexia badge on Vauxhall Astra Mk 2

 

Dude, you're really dismissing all the work Daewoo engineers did to the model, such as, uh, putting their badges on it.

 

Excellent opportunity to buy this model

 

You don't get many better opportunities than one being for sale.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777552

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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also quite interesting, from about a year ago

 

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PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR THE BODY SHELL ONLY, IT DOES NOT INCLUDE BOOT, BONNET, DOORS, GLASS, FRONT AND REAR SUBFRAMES ETC.

 

 

 

SOLD WITH V5 PRESENT – REGISTRATION  JGD 180D, VIN 1B4999DN, FIRST REGISTERED 17/05/1966.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-1966-S-TYPE-340-MOD-ORIGINAL-BODY-SHELL-RARE-OPPORTUNITY-/191724877110

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