eBay tat volume 3.

[meshking]

 

Mobile pond, gotta be quick though http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/361724752158

[Cavcraft]

You put chrome arches on your Toyota Enima? Digging your own grave mate.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-estima-emina-/152246562849?hash=item23729a3021:g:gLMAAOSwAuZX3tGa

[Cavcraft]

There's two piles of rubbish here, my guess is the one at the back is worth more

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-mk2-CADDY-/272381378454?hash=item3f6b31ff96:g:0IMAAOSwFe5X1ZUe

 

 

'Buy it or I cut the budgie's head off'

 

 

 

 

...

.

[sporty-shite]

One of us, one of us...

 

 

Buy the wagon JM!

Ideal first car, surely?

 

You know what I'm saying............

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-traffic-auto-sleeper-4-birth-/311701201163?hash=item4892d6e10b:g:yiUAAOSwGtRX1Eij

 

 

'NO TIME WASTERS'

 

'I HATE TIME WASTERS !'

 

 

 

Complete messer wouldn't answer my messages or phone calls

r***u ( 905)

During past year    

 

 

.

seller apparently sold car elsewhere but didn't tell me b4 i bid

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-PRINCESS-HLS-AUTO-RED-/302078313394?hash=item46554543b2:g:VlYAAOSwPCVX3tPf

 

it seems that this fella is a serial wedge fiddler, judging by the cars in the background of the pictures.

 

and this looks like a nice wedge, for a serious wedge of cash....

 

ok i'll go and get my coat.

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Austin-Allegro-2-Door-Saloon-Blue-/162207556199?hash=item25c452e267:g:hbcAAOSw4shX3nKn

 

more hot action from the "desk" of Harris Mann

 

and i like the colour too, shame the steering wheel isn't square though.....

 

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Austin-Montego-Turbo-/112139918378?hash=item1a1c0f5c2a:g:2XMAAOSwdzVXugxE

 

these as i remember, used to go like stink, (mostly, almost?) in a straight line

 

[anonymous user]

Want

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lamdrover-Series-1-/112139644097?hash=item1a1c0b2cc1:g:XYwAAOSwTA9X3WeX

 

Fortunately I'm not pissed enough to start bidding on it

 

 

 

but it has gone on my watch list

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-3-1-7-AUTOMATIC-/282182359437?hash=item41b361198d:g:2xIAAOSwLnBX3uiJ

 

badermatic 170 allegro 3, with horrid paint for restoration....

 

body looks in pretty good nick, ok so the wings need work, and i guess the sills will need attention too

 

but at the right price, i would!

 

 

oh yes, and it needs a pair of windscreen wipers.....

[Cavcraft]

I'd forgotten how bloody awful these things are supposed to be.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VAUXHALL-SINTRA-CD-GREY-FIVE-SEATER-/302060777066?hash=item465439ae6a:g:oGwAAOSw8oFXyrCD

[Cavcraft]

What's she gonna look like with a garagedoorhead on her?

What's she gonna look like with a garagedoorhead on her?

What's she gonna look like with a garagedoorhead on her?

What's she gonna look like with a garagedoorhead on her?

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Harley-Davidson-Dyna-FXDC-Superglide-Custom-2007-/282182383929?hash=item41b3617939:g:5~cAAOSw8w1X3vEt

[Cavcraft]

Found:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-D-series-Custom-1980-7-5-Tonne-6-Cylinder-5-Speed-/172346779771?hash=item2820ab287b:g:KmIAAOSw8w1X3uVv

 

 

Missing:

Miserable 1980's council estate.

Bags of coal.

Man in donkey jacket.

[Cavcraft]

Lovely, but what is this 'petrol' thing he mentions? The best Trannies are DIs, everyone knows that!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-mk3-2-0-zetec-petrol-1991-modified-custom-long-mot-superb-throughout-/381776720474?hash=item58e3aa725a:g:DR4AAOSwOyJX3ZYT

[Negative Creep]

Lovely, but what is this 'petrol' thing he mentions?

 

 

I think it's a type of seabird

[Asimo]

Lovely, but what is this 'petrol' thing he mentions? The best Trannies are V4s everyone knows that!

EFA

[Hertz]

Onslow edition Cortina.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cortina-2l-ghia-/182285818005?hash=item2a7114d895:g:w5MAAOSwTA9X3v94

[AMC Rebel]

I'd forgotten how bloody awful these things are supposed to be.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VAUXHALL-SINTRA-CD-GREY-FIVE-SEATER-/302060777066?hash=item465439ae6a:g:oGwAAOSw8oFXyrCD

 

I really, really like the shape of these but they have a terrible reputation.

[AMC Rebel]

Open-sided, open engined Astra

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-1-3-s-unused-motor-show-car-7-miles-only-museum-showroom/282038080518?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc526349d87f0421ab6104e2f615b1971%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D162205102348

[For Fiats Sake]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Austin-Allegro-2-Door-Saloon-Blue-/162207556199?hash=item25c452e267:g:hbcAAOSw4shX3nKn

 

more hot action from the "desk" of Harris Mann

 

and i like the colour too, shame the steering wheel isn't square though.....

 

 

That interior is bluer than a blue man groups old man in very chilly weather.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

HOT HOT HOT

 

 

"okay, sir, so what colour would you like your new Allegro to be?"

"I DON'T CARE BUT IF IT'S ACONITE PURPLE I'LL SHIT A TREE"

 

 

Austin Allegro 1300 Super Massive History Ziebart From New Mot'd Tax Exempt

[wuvvum]

This has got to be worth saving at this money.

 

[mercrocker]

Open-sided, open engined Astra

 

s-l1600 (2).jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-1-3-s-unused-motor-show-car-7-miles-only-museum-showroom/282038080518?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Dc526349d87f0421ab6104e2f615b1971%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D24%26sd%3D162205102348

 

Most of the Mk2s on our estate ended up looking like that in the 90s.

[For Fiats Sake]

Will nobody have a punt on this?

 

 

Potential WBOD, but this winter might be its last.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba-Style-1986-/172339821503?hash=item282040fbbf:g:-BQAAOSwFV9X1t26

 Had it a fresh mot (or I had welding skillz) I'd love this.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ford-granada-lxi-2-5-turbo-diesel-/232086626425

 

Yes, yes, I know.

 

But look:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-GRAN-TORINO-/112140359989

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auto-Union-3-6-1000cc-2-stroke-1958-classic-car-like-DKW-Wartburg-very-rare-car-/232086714517

 

 

I bought this car around 16 years ago with the intention of restoring it.Fitted new piston rings about 3 years ago and has not been touched since.

 

How many years does it take you to tie your fucking shoelaces, for crying out loud?

 

 

I do not have a V5,but the VIN plate is present and an original tax disc fro 1966,so it should be easy to re-register it.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-1985-VW-Volkswagen-Passat-GL5-Automatic-No-Reserve-Rare-Classic-NR-/262631507207

 

 

Extremely rare barn find.

This is a rare VW Passat GL5 Automatic - Audi 5 cylinder 2.0 model. Red.

The GL5 is the most sought after of the VW Passat B2 models with only a handful remaining in the UK.

This is a sought after classic. This is for serious VW or classic buyers only who know and understand what this car is worth - hardly any left in the UK.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

Hey, I just found Watadong MKII!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT-305-GR-ESTATE-/182285661131

[Junkman]

Plah!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-Vanden-Plas-Very-Rare-Talking-Digi-Dash-Model-/162207008982

 

 

Very Rare Talking Digi-Dash

 

 

WHERE DO I SIGN???