eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Oof!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1800-CHEETAH-1971-GLAS-/172316475528

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/granada-scorpio-2-9efi-v6-auto-estate-1993-rare-car-/302050807285

 

 

This is a totally original  Granada Scorpio that needs saving

 

Wiser words were never written.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-8GL-/152215837836

 

Note what replaces it.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-NISSAN-SUNNY-GSX-GREEN-1988-/322237954508

 

 

unfortunately both rear windows do not work ordered new mechs but hermes have lost them

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-w123-estate-230-TE-spares-or-repairs-unfinished-project-barn-find-/162178398539

 

Right.

 

And now I'll fuck up everyone's day:

 

It's almost Christmas.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-944-2-5-trackday-car-/302050765209

 

 

I bought it to do some race instructing

 

At a Punch and Judy theatre?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Austin-Mini-Racing-Flame-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/172316327486

 

 

*** *** PLEASE CHECK OUT MY EXCELLENT MINI SHELL ON ANOTHER LISTING *** ***

 

Sure will.

 

 

Item location: london, London, United Kingdom

 

WTF is it with that town?

[Captain Furious]

Junkmans eBay commentary should definitely be televised

[Junkman]

He's sexing it. Best done in bright sunlight after the crab has been rested in a musty car boot for 24 hours.

 

You are a tad hedonistic, isn't you?

[Cavcraft]

You'll have to imagine the pictures as there aren't any, but here's a £70 AX that will struggle to sell I reckon

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-ax-954cc-ax-debut-/322238257799?hash=item4b06e59a87:i:322238257799

[Cavcraft]

Hard to tell from the pretty crap pictures (except the o/s/f wing which looks like it's shit itself) but this could be a bargain for £1,399

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-JAGUAR-DAIMLER-XJ6-SERIES-2-BARN-FIND-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/182254569960?hash=item2a6f3809e8:g:l5kAAOSwRgJXmf9D

 

[Cavcraft]

9,000 miles!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-panda-1000cl-Roma-/112106646045?hash=item1a1a13aa1d:g:un4AAOSw65FXvIqI

 

 

 

'original Matt's  in the car she has no right at all ' 

[Cavcraft]

Salty but nice 405

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-PEUGEOT-405-GL-WHITE-ONLY-45-000-MILES-/142095734906?hash=item211590d87a:g:f~cAAOSwTZ1XnPNJ

 

[Cavcraft]

This looks VALU given the way the prices seem to be going. Needs a diff but long MOT and looks the part for £1,550

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-88-Diesel-1965-/162178692358?hash=item25c29a7506:g:AhAAAOSw0UdXvMVm

 

 

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Sovereign-Jaguar-XJ-XJ6-4-2-1980-/162178680812?hash=item25c29a47ec:g:ZQAAAOSw9NdXvL52

 

'Finished in Portland Beige'

 

Needs to be finished in Portland Cement

 

 

[Cavcraft]

'Spunkstainedshirt Camper conversions, how may I help?'

 

Got any Transits in at all?

 

'As luck would have it sir, we have indeed. It's our very last one, the top of the range DIGNITAS* model with such features as a half arsed electrical socket underneath the sink, some comedy wiring and a gas bottle nearby. Other features include our unique windowless rear and a stereo system fitted carefully into the dashboard using a chainsaw so you can listen to those £3 Irish folk music CDS you bought from a Blackpool street seller. Oh, and the serving hatch looks out onto what seems to be the back of a fridge.'

 

*Death Is Greatly Nearer In Transit Automotive Suicide

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-campervan-camper-/302050873377?hash=item4653a29021:g:wzsAAOSwgZ1XvIWW

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

Big arse, rusty hole, a blackened flange and a knob right behind. But that's enough about her, have a look at my Transit.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Smiley-mk5-2-5DI-59k-miles-/302050975825?hash=item4653a42051:g:fsMAAOSwIgNXvKv2

[Cavcraft]

'Oh, and a lion with a Thereza Bazar haircut and a tree growing out it's arse, please'

 

No problem, sir. Is that all?

 

'Erm, I suppose you could have a rare Tippex Toothed Elephant on the bonnet as well, cheers' 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-rav4-/282145976419?hash=item41b135f063:g:QPMAAOSwuhhXXa3X

 

 

[spike60]

Is this twice or four times as good as a 4x4? I'd like to tick the V12 box but still looking.

 

Tatra 813 Kolos PMS 8x8 V12 19ltr

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tatra-813-Kolos-PMS-8x8-V12-19ltr-Military-Truck-/302050986664?hash=item4653a44aa8:g:pxcAAOSw6n5XvLWE

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

'Spunkstainedshirt Camper conversions, how may I help?'

 

Got any Transits in at all?

 

'As luck would have it sir, we have indeed. It's our very last one, the top of the range DIGNITAS* model with such features as a half arsed electrical socket underneath the sink, some comedy wiring and a gas bottle nearby. Other features include our unique windowless rear and a stereo system fitted carefully into the dashboard using a chainsaw so you can listen to those £3 Irish folk music CDS you bought from a Blackpool street seller. Oh, and the serving hatch looks out onto what seems to be the back of a fridge.'

 

*Death Is Greatly Nearer In Transit Automotive Suicide

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-campervan-camper-/302050873377?hash=item4653a29021:g:wzsAAOSwgZ1XvIWW

 

 

If you lost the Pikey spec chrome mirror, wheeltrims and graphics. I'd prefer that to any multi thousand quid T4 or T5 Pineapplewagen, with their so individual lairy Kawasaki Green/ RAC Orange paint and scabby Range Rover Sport wheels.

[Supernaut]

'Oh, and a lion with a Thereza Bazar haircut and a tree growing out it's arse, please'

 

No problem, sir. Is that all?

 

'Erm, I suppose you could have a rare Tippex Toothed Elephant on the bonnet as well, cheers' 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-rav4-/282145976419?hash=item41b135f063:g:QPMAAOSwuhhXXa3X

 

 

 

 

sun roof has a tow bar too

That sounds like hitching a trailer would be a logistical nightmare.

[RobT]

I feel compelled to save this slightly broken but very local to me Renner 25.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=201652393392#ht_746wt_1078

 

ONE OF THE GEARBOX MOUNTS IS BROKEN, AND APPARENTLY THE GEARBOX CONNECTING ROD IS EITHER BROKEN OR OUT OF PLACE, AND THE GEARBOX INHIBITOR SWITCH MIGHT NOT BE WORKING.

 

Sounds a potential ballache I don't need though.

[oldcars]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/morris-ital-spares-or-repair/1183631628

 

i wonder why this is listed as spares or repairs?

 

looks ok to me....

 

 

• Reason(s) for failure
  offside front Seat belt has a cut which has significantly weakened the webbing (5.2.2a)

  nearside front inner Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner wing holed (6.1.B.2)

  offside front inner Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner wing holed (6.1.B.2)

  offside front Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings floor pan holed (6.1.B.2)

  nearside front inner Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner sill holed (6.1.B.2)

  Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively both fronts (8.2.2)

  nearside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)

  offside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)

  Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)

  Rear position lamp(s) adversely affected by the operation of another lamp rears (1.1.A.3f)

  passenger door does not latch securely closed bonnet (6.2.B.1a)
• Advisory notice item(s)
  Body has slight corrosion (6.1.B.2)

  vehicle undersealed heavily

  noisy rear diff

[RobT]

All this for £180...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-legend/1184454072

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dead_E23]

Fancy an Xtreme camping challenge?   Test your stamina with this damaged, NOVA-less Zuk:

 

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-HL-BEIGE-/112107686001?hash=item1a1a238871:g:O1EAAOSwIgNXvb88

 

this is "the sex...." 

 

its beige, 

 

its an allegro,

 

and its an ESTATE!!

 

its also £5k, which is far, far too much money..........

 

but it is still a very nice car.

 

 

 

[BavarianRetro]

E30 325i Sport ringing kit.

 

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/272337079308?_mwBanner=1

 

He's also using a photo, taken by me, in my yard, of a now restored car. I've asked him to remove it and had a load of snash back. I've reported it to eBay, but they're obviously not keen to refund his listing fee.

 

I don't want the guy who's Sport gets stolen, coming to any conclusions.

[Cavcraft]

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You can report that sort of thing to Swansea (DVLA) I believe.

[Asimo]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but this is a V5 so there is an excuse. £695.  "needs a new comfort sensor"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Beetle-2001-V5-Manual-Excellent-Example-/322237949042?hash=item4b06e0e472:g:1akAAOSwIgNXvHhX

[New POD]

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You can report that sort of thing to Swansea (DVLA) I believe.

 

And Crime Stoppers on Line. And VOSA.