eBay tat volume 3.

[strangeangel]

And today's valeting award goes to:

 

 

 

Although, to be fair, this would have been quite a nice shot had it been taken during the hours of daylight

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-1-6-cti-convertible-gti-/121916072364?hash=item1c62c3a1ac:g:K9QAAOSwYlJW3Ef~

[Hertz]

Panda Jizz.

 

[Hertz]

Nice.

 

[Hertz]

200 Sovs

 

[Hertz]

[Hertz]

"The tide is high and so's the price"

 

 

[Hertz]

12 Month's ticket!

 

[Hertz]

My Dad had one of these, cracking cars.

 

[Hertz]

Meet "Rusty". 

 

[Hertz]

 

I have recently purchased this car and had intentions of fully 

Restoring this car back to its former glory . But lack of space ,

Time and my other project 

 

Let me translate that for you.

 

It's Fucked.

 

[strangeangel]

 

Head gasket gone

 

 

Price. Either £1,000 without M O T and without work done or, £3,000 when done and M O T.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/diahatsu-hi-jet-van.-looks-like-a-gypsy-caravan.-opens-out-into-a-little-market-shop./1154419115

[Hertz]

Thema Turbo and shell/parts haul.

 

[Hertz]

[cort16]

daimler double sex

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-DAIMLER-DOUBLE-SIX-VDP-AUTO-SILVER-/262325162472?hash=item3d13cc51e8:g:0SwAAOSwFGNWTbx~

[cort16]

This looks nice. 1850 too so should go well.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/classic-triumph-dolomite-1850-hl/1158761817

[trigger]

Bargain I'd say!

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-/182047552220?hash=item2a62e132dc:g:-2UAAOSwh-1W3od8

 

 

'Red Porsche Car

Two seater fairly used

Very fast and suitable for couples' 

 

That really is the extent of the description. Brilliant!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MITSUOKA-GALUE-II-INSPIRED-BY-JAPANESE-BENTLEY-JAGUAR-JAPANESE-LIMO-/351672408010?hash=item51e14f17ca:g:M40AAOSwoydWo2~u

[Negative Creep]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MITSUOKA-GALUE-II-INSPIRED-BY-JAPANESE-BENTLEY-JAGUAR-JAPANESE-LIMO-/351672408010?hash=item51e14f17ca:g:M40AAOSwoydWo2~u

 

 

Someone please buy that and turn up at a Rolls Royce Owners Club meet

[MarvinsMom]

oofphhh, and its in middlesbrough too!!!

 

how horrid? nice? odd?

 

and is it based on

 

sadly its £9000 more than what i actually have, shit....

[Cavcraft]

The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun had rose in Dollywobbler's eyes
And the fruit and the guitars were the gifts you gave
To the light of the Bedford skies my love

To the shite in someone from Bedford's eyes

 

 

By the time I'd re-opened my mouth
I felt the sick move in my hand
Like the trembling heart of a oncoming turd
That was there at my bomb hatch my love
That was there at my bomb hatch my love

 

 

 

 

And the first time ever I drove with you
I felt your fart so close to mine
And I knew our Timmy would mallet your heart
And last 'til the end of time, my love
And it would last 'til the end of time, my love

 

 

The first time ever I saw your face

 

 

YOUR FACE

 

 

YOUR FACE

 

 

YOUR FACE

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-cabriolet-rally-car-not-limo-hearse-fun-weird-hawaiian-limousine-/262320535159?hash=item3d1385b677:g:2MwAAOSwxp9W2pBc

[Cavcraft]

This must be mega rare now and (considering OSF tax) probably actually a bit of a bargain in some respects....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-FORD-CAPRI-3000-auto-for-resto-complete-and-original-/131746925378?hash=item1eacba8b42:g:5ewAAOSwr7ZW3zXW

[Crusty Sills]

This is confusing me, lots of pics of the car in various states of disrepair although I'm really not sure which is the current state of the car.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-american-car-/152007540734?hash=item23645afffe:g:VEYAAOSwyjBW3eLy

 

[cort16]

Salty but nice

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Ford-Scorpio-2-9-24v-V6-Ultima-Cosworth-Estate-Automatic-Auto-RARE-sierra-/182021653806?hash=item2a6156052e:g:WDEAAOSwll1Wvdk1

[cort16]

Cosworth powered Seaerror xr4x4

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-SIERRA-XR4X4-I-WHITE-24v-COSWORTH-V6-BOA-ENGINE-/222045942444?hash=item33b2f832ac:g:WcwAAOSwh-1W3Xu6

[cort16]

One for barry cade

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-STARCRAFT-camper-van-based-on-mk3-cortina-project-buy-it-now-1-250-/151987918761?hash=item23632f97a9:g:q~cAAOSwll1Wxg0m

[cort16]

Look at the size of this Bastard. 50 grand mind you.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Forest-River-Sierra-Range-of-American-5th-wheels-RV-caravan-trailer-motorhome-/141633171121?hash=item20f9feaeb1:g:tjQAAOSwsFpWRgKt

[cort16]

 

that's going to need a few paving slabs in the back.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-P100-Cosworth-YB-Turbo-FARM-TRUCK-Drift-Track-Show-car-Sierra-Escort-/252311271840?hash=item3abeec79a0:g:CbsAAOSwP~tW3HcB

[andy18s]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-VOLVO-240-UNIQUE-SWEDISH-FOOD-CATERING-MOBILE-TRAILER-/221912821226?hash=item33ab08edea:g:alYAAOSwEetV~uVx&clk_rvr_id=994299579103&rmvSB=true

[Junkman]

Oldy 3.1

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-OLDSMOBILE-BLUE-spare-or-repair-/222044229404?hash=item33b2de0f1c:g:rk4AAOSwZ8ZW20CO

 

 

Sold for a semi bag.

 

I so pray that there will be a collecterisation threat here soon.

 

You can slag those end of the century Oldses as much as you want, but I always found, that they somehow managed to inject some Golden Rocket DNA into the corporate GM hardware.

No idea how they did it, but all of these era Oldses I ever drove, went like Smith's cat.

The equivalent Ponchos in comparison, did not do much more, than convert liquid hydrocarbons into gaseous ones.