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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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This has been in my watch list for donkeys. It's a good combo for me, early w140, trimz, cloth and two tone. Just needs orange indicators for ultimate enjoyment on my front.

 

It's just I already have a mahoosive motor in the 9-5 that I have just spunked loads of dollar on and never drive.

 

Having two big barges out front that never move seems a bit daft. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231827406515?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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Great plans 101.

 

Remove: lightweight, free revving, indestructible 1.6/1.8 16v.

 

Fit: Heavy, sluggish, cologne 2.9 v6. No real noticeable power increase.

 

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Fit wanky wheels, stupid spoiler and gash exhausts.

 

Result.

 

idiot
ˈɪdɪət/
noun
informal
 
  1. a stupid person.
    synonyms: fool, ass, halfwit, nincompoop, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin,imbecile, dullard, moron, simpleton, clod; More
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
       
    • archaic
      a person of low intelligence.

 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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All Vauxhalls are shite...

 

Apart from this. Which looks great.

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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4 large Cavalier C20LET

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-TURBO-4X4-RED-/262292216467?hash=item3d11d59a93:g:QWEAAOSwPc9Wwhdz

 

i have done my best to put it back as close to factory as it should be but there are a few things that are aftermarket but i feel these are an improvement over standard and dont take away the value

 

 

 

 

they are listed below

 

 

 

 

full 3" stainless exhaust from turbo back

 

locked transfer box ( we all know what a hassle the standard set up was)

 

bilstein shocks

 

spax 40 mm springs

 

vectra door handles

 

a few red hoses

 

frontera front mounted intercooler

 

braided fuel lines

 

polly bushed front

 

anti camber kit

 

goodrich braided brake lines

 

drilled and groved front discs

 

new pads

 

wheels just been re painted and are mint

 

4 brand new tyres

 

all electrics work including trip computer

 

bailey dump valve

 

opel grill

Locked transfer box ? Sounds like a very shite solution. What would I know. I once got banned from the Cav Turbo Owners club, whilst looking for one to buy, because I joked that I might have to buy a V6, as at least I might be able to find one that wasn't shagged.

 

I would still (10 years later) like one, but erm NOT brave enough.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Great plans 101.

 

Remove: lightweight, free revving, indestructible 1.6/1.8 16v.

 

Fit: Heavy, sluggish, cologne 2.9 v6. No real noticeable power increase.

 

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Fit wanky wheels, stupid spoiler and gash exhausts.

 

Result.

 

 

Look at all that blue pipe!!!! Its all basicaly saying the same thing - 'BELL END'.

  • Bamboocarman, GrumpyCat and mercrocker
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Bstardchild Rank: BL Wedge

Bstardchild

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Few years back I tested one of these as I was looking for an SLK

 

Glaciers are quicker......................

 

With a manual they are slightly better but with a self changing box it was awfull

 

I bought a 230 manual - OK not a sports car but at least you get something to do going from 0-70

robthedonkey Rank: BL Wedge

robthedonkey

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this is also for sale across on the blue.......

 

nice looking car, shame about the freeloader wheels, however if i remember the proper wheels are with it, and its not a lot of pennies to buy.

 

another issue is that the car i in bristol,

 

friggin' bristol!!

Rich who built this did most of the work on my bx..... that xg will be immaculate and extremely well maintained...

 

I remember he bought a japanese illuminated parking pole for it.. tgen motorised and put it on a switch blank

 

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GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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Never seen this model before, looks like it should be 4WD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C3-XTR-/151984761916?hash=item2362ff6c3c:g:840AAOSwB4NWwgPF

 

 

'SOME INTERIOR BLEEPING

            ON STOPPING 
       AFTER A LONG DRIVE'

 

 

 

WTF is that?

 

I love it.   :-D

 

Looking for pictures of one took me here...

 

http://mycitroendiecastmodelcollection.weebly.com/

 

He's commited.

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Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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Check out this little gem. Lovely.

 

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I agree, but this could make it a grim drive away from Newark:

 

"1.3 CC PETROL ENGINE"

 

Also:

 

"IT HAS POWER STEERING / CENTRAL LOCKING 2 X KEYS AND A RADIO CASSETTE IF ANYBODY OWNS ANY TAPES ANYMORE !!"

 

This is Autoshite, I suspect (or at least hope) that most of us do.

 

In fairness, I reckon this looks like a decent buy.

  • michael t and oldcars
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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I know I've posted this twice before, but it's now £120. 2 litre, 11 months MOT, only 83k.

 

It has an 'immobiliser' issue, which I think is the citroen-style (Saxo, Xantia, XM) keypad on these? In this case they are on a little drop-down panel by the look of it (Googling dashboard photos) so the wires at the back are getting flexed all the time. But it sounds like it could be an easy fix.

 

http://www.fiatforum.com/ulysse/151033-fiat-ulysse-immobiliser.html

 

The cables that connect the keypads are notorious for breaking, they are very thin and brittle, and the constant flexing is enough to break them, resulting in problems.

....I would recommend that you try to remove the keypad, and check for any broken wires at the back.
Once you have the pad working again, start the engine, and then disconnect the loom from the back of the keypad WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING.

 

 

Once that's fixed you'd just have to roll it back over onto its wheels and you could drive it home.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-7-seater-imobilizer-problem-/1155268427

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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knew a man Beaujangles and he'd dance for you in worn out floors
Silver wheel, ragged old shit and missing his marbles and that old soft top
He'd jump start (try), he'd jump start (try), then have to hose the fire down
Mr. Beaujangles VW Beaujangles, pants 

 

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 met him in a garage in Bath, I was down and out
He looked to me to be the eyes of the iron age as he was towed right out
He talked of life, he talked of life, laughing slapped his sides out
Mr. Beaujangles, VW Beaujangles, STANCE.

 

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said the name Beaujangles and he dropped shit all across the floor
He grabbed his pants for a better stance, and I fondled his bum, oh he jumped so high and clicked his heels

that his throbbing ginger head sprouted out, oh show us your crack all around 
Mr. Beaujangles, VW Beaujangles, your stance is pants

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beaujangle-Can-Am-/161979557490?hash=item25b6bbe672:g:x3MAAOSwezVWuwnZ

 

 

'You are the weakest link, goodbye'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-passat-b1-saloon-/322010076226?hash=item4af94bd442:g:WEEAAOSwQYZWwukl

 

 

The vendor should include a cause in the sale contract that says he/she is allowed to round to the buyer's house and set fire to their head if they 'rat look' this car.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-American-Car-Luxurious-1982-Buick-Le-Sabre-In-Need-Of-Restoration-/182025703550?hash=item2a6193d07e:g:0k4AAOSwDuJWwo7C

 

 

'In my opinion Fit a battery and she will run, add tires and exhaust and she may well pass the MOT'

 

In my opinion if I wore a suit and had an American accent I'd be a rival to George Clooney. Don't look now but both of us are wrong.

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