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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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So, you can't decide whether to buy a tank or a car.

 

Look no further!

 

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£600 buy it now, located in Volvo Territory (Forfar).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Snow-Trac-St4-snowtrac-Argocat-Argo-tracks-vintage-project-spares-/111904898224?hash=item1a0e0d3cb0:g:fm0AAOSwll1WwMG3

Feel the might of that beetle engine. I hope it's got better heat exchangers than my type 2 van had or you'll get hypothermia whilst out snowploughing

Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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WTF?

 

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Please don't hate me, but I actually like that for reasons I don't begin to understand. The price is a misprint though, eh?
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Wowsers!

 

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That's about 2 miles up the road from me.  He quite often has some interesting tat on the forecourt.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Bit more info on the Volcane: It runs, goes and stops. Only passenger side sill needs patched up. Has a "tennis ball" sized hole. This car needs to be in the shite fold.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-Designer-/201524705247?hash=item2eebcef7df:g:3P0AAOSwKtVWw2pX

 

 

'Designer'

 

Stevie Wonder? Ray Charles? Twatty McTwattson of Twatterstoner Customs?

 

Sorry to pollute these pages again, but Mother-fucker! This is the absolute pits, possibly the worst most staggeringly shit Mini lash-up I've seen, and competition isn't light in that department. I mean, it's not even funny shit, it's just utterly contemptible. What the hell is wrong with people!?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Warning light coming on dash. And problems going in to Reverse.  When you pull the gear down to reverse it stays in Neutral. ... I have spoken to Mercedes Smart about this and apparently it is quite a common problem to do with wires under car needing replaced and shouldn't cost more than £80 for parts + labour

 

Oh aye

 

 

 

Back windscreen broken will need replaced

 

By wires under the car?

 

 

 

**turns on and goes forward fine

 

To be fair it's probably reasonably easy to push backwards.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-FORTWO-LIMITED-EDITION-iMove-Apple-car-only-59000-miles-/222026148527?hash=item33b1ca2aaf:g:Vj8AAOSwnipWZZ~Z

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GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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Sorry to pollute these pages again, but Mother-fucker! This is the absolute pits, possibly the worst most staggeringly shit Mini lash-up I've seen, and competition isn't light in that department. I mean, it's not even funny shit, it's just utterly contemptible. What the hell is wrong with people!?

 

Interesting mileage readings on the MOT site too...

Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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Oh aye

 

 

 

By wires under the car?

 

 

 

To be fair it's probably reasonably easy to push backwards.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-FORTWO-LIMITED-EDITION-iMove-Apple-car-only-59000-miles-/222026148527?hash=item33b1ca2aaf:g:Vj8AAOSwnipWZZ~Z

barabas alloys

Worth it just for these, easily confused with the much more common ones from the German tuning outfit, these were handcrafted about 2000 years ago by their eponymous originator, glad to have been spared cruxifiction, albeit a little annoyed by how popular the bloke in the next cell became and how death didn't seem to hamper his career.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Look at the ends of the scuttle panel on that mini

 

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Basically just metal hammered on!!!!

 

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Nice patch on the inner wing there

 

What a hopeless, hopeless shitheap. I despair

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Mini is so bad it's cancelled out all the good work NASA has done and set the human race back 40 years.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Like the bathplug-chain bonnet stays. Aesthetics aside, compared to your average flip-front Mini of the seventies (when they were everywhere) it looks quite well done.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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this picture looks like Crimewatch CCTV footage. Maybe it is.

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'Cheshire Police say the car was deliberately set on fire and are keen to trace General Motors, who was last seen destroying SAAB. If seen please contact CrimeStoppers or the RMiF'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Like the bathplug-chain bonnet stays. Aesthetics aside, compared to your average flip-front Mini of the seventies (when they were everywhere) it looks quite well done.

If that Mini looks in anyway even remotely well done then I recommend you get laser eye surgery by getting Biffa in to jet wash your retinas.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Rover Vitesse 10 minutes from the Easyjet serviced Faro airport. Looks superb apart from the slight ding. Alleged to be totally original and in daily use. Books, handbooks, Blaupunkt stereo. Won't answer emails. Phone him.

Viewing/purchasing/limited storage service available.

£700 ish.

https://olx.pt/anuncio/rover-vitesse-2-0-16v-raro-em-portugal-IDyPfZb.html#1646377097

Was expecting an SD1, don't think this is worth the cost of an Easyjet flight, although I didn't know that Johnny Foreigner got special 2.0 Vitesses, wonder if it was turbo or just a trim level?
Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Volcane derv I posted yesterday is £150 if gone today! Come on Sheffield shiteists, get in there!

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