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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Nice car, but it's not a Turbo R. Lots of dosh spent on it though, those wheels really are as expensive as he says and the mirrors are later etc. Quick old thing but handle like a camel on acid!

 

Well, I handle like a camel after seven pints, so it would well suit me, no?

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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re that Ranchero: it really pisses me off when you're asking five grand and you can't even be bothered to post up some decent pictures that don't require you to bend your neck like a fucking barn owl to look at them. Wouldn't.

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Nice car, but it's not a Turbo R. Lots of dosh spent on it though, those wheels really are as expensive as he says and the mirrors are later etc. Quick old thing but handle like a camel on acid!

Thanks for confirming my suspicions, I had a feeling there was something "wrong" about it.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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U2 used one of these in one of their biscuit arsed videos, I believe. Personally speaking I wish someone has plastic welded the doors shut with Bonio inside it, then shoved it off the side of Mount Brandon with the insufferable gobshite's entire back catalogue in the boot.

Sounds like a perfect mountain day. The photo below is from many years ago. It looks back along the ridge I used to get on to Brandon. I didn't manage to push any annoying pop stars from any of the precipices. It felt perfect at the time, but you've now made me realise it could have been better.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Starry, Auto shite
Paint your E30 black and grey
Wob it on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my paint

 

 

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Shadows on the sills
Filled with wob then orange peels
Sprayed in breeze and the winter chills
In colours from the Halford's bargain bin

 

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Colours changing hue
Offside wing line up again
Those bastard gaps so causing pain
Are soothed beneath a piss artist's loving hand

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-316i-Auto-Coupe-Spares-Repairs-Classic-/121850424310?hash=item1c5ed9ebf6:g:LloAAOSwWnFV-VDn

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-SUZUKI-GT200-X5-spares-or-repair-project-Classic-70s-80s-2-stroke-twin-/291647753793?hash=item43e78f8e41:g:dxUAAOSwo3pWgCTZ

 

 

Only running on one cylinder, someone who's an expert with these once told me this is bad news as it knackers the engine up apparently.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Effing wars, check this out...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WIDE-BODY-TOYOTA-MR2-MR-S-SPYDER-1-8-VVTi-2-SEATER-ROADSTER-CONVERTIBLE-WHITE-/191769169720?hash=item2ca6554f38:g:ps4AAOSw1S9WgReV

 

'one vision in mind, to made the greatest looking mk3 MR2 in the UK...This build has taken over 3 years to get to this stage... appreciated in person due to the amount of detail and craftsmanship taken to create this beast of a machine.'

 

'appreciated in person due to the amount of detail and craftmanship'

 

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 'appreciated in person due to the amount of detail and craftsmanship'

 

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I genuinely had a massive LOL at those fasteners holding the wing to the bumper. They look like he found them in an MFI wardrobe holding the sides up.

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