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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Traffic-Campervan-/321948635814

Failed mot due to rust needs money spent on it to repair

 

22 April 2015

  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 117,925 miles
  • MOT test number 3672 2271 5199
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
    Nearside Rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    Offside Rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    Nearside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
    Offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Front Anti-roll bar rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Front Anti-roll bar rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
    Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
    Nearside Inner Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
    front cross member corroded
    rear panel corroded
    both front jack outragers corroded bad
    n/side and o/side rear wheel arches has corrosion

In parts section, £50 with 11 hours to go

  • Lacquer Peel, michael t and Junkman
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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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I love that Allegro too, colour and interior are just right!

 

Also no chrome to polish.

 

I'm sure it was for sale within the last year or so (seller says he's had it a year) as I always remember brown cars with beige interiors. The only thing that could top it would be a brown interior with orange exterior.

 

If anyone would like to buy a 4x4 Fiat Panda for the winning bid of this beauty consider it a swap!

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-1500-WHITE-FWD/291632383916?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33844%26meid%3Da09117890e2a440aa249f96578d8e3c8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D181951571691

 

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Free tax 1500FWD for £1150, doesn't need too much work doing (clutch master cyl, replacement included; hole drilled in fuel tank, unspecified steering related bolt missing), also the steels are available for it.

  • Junkman and Mr_Bo11ox
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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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I love the fact that the Mini owner is talking about the chrome trim for the tail lights.

 

So basically all you need to do is find and build the rest of the car, sort out the tail lights, and put petrol in it. Easiest restoration I've ever seen.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Look at the two and eight of this big bucket of bollocks. It looks like a Toyota Celica with a Vauxhall Nova body kit that's been made to try and look 1/58th like a Bentley. But it is a Bentley.

 

Verdict: as appealing as having a blindfolded J. Arthur at a hungry cannibals party. 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Continental-6-0-GTC-2dr-XCLUSIVE-BODYKIT-PX-GTC-NOT-FERRARI-GTR-AUDI-AMG-/151926547554?hash=item235f872462:g:gRsAAOSwUdlWe99O

 

 

'The front of this special car has been designed to look like a 'Scream' mask as it'll inevitably plough into someone at 97mph at 3.00am being piloted by some pissed/charlied up no-mark 3rd division footballer'

  • Rusty_Rocket, laser wheels, mercrocker and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Future classic'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-PEUGEOT-306-2-0-XSI-WHITE-ONLY-27074-miles-FUTURE-CLASSIC-/121847998099?hash=item1c5eb4e693:g:4t8AAOSw3KFWe9uk

 

 

I don't know how many futures you'd have to live before you saw a return on your £1,995 as I haven't found a calendar that goes that far.

  • outlaw118 and fatharris
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-Coupe-1-of-400-Premium-edition-cars-loads-of-history-lovely-car-/231793018546?hash=item35f7f0c6b2:g:Z5gAAOSw8-tWVup8

 

'is featured heavily in Bill Piggots book 'Our Lester Was a Tax Fraud'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In Liverpool loading bogs
Shit old van with yellow roof on
And a gearbox grinding cogs 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-convoy-van-/121847988896?hash=item1c5eb4c2a0:g:fYIAAOSwHPlWe9fw

 

We is headin' for delivering ice cold cream
'Bout a mile outta Huddersfield Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Super Scoop Paul
"And I'm about to put the crushed nuts down

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-CONVOY-ICE-CREAM-VAN-HARD-SCOOP-NOT-TRANSIT-/191753118033?hash=item2ca5606151:g:DjwAAOSw8-tWXaza

 

Cause we got a little convoy
Rottin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she an awful sight?
 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-convoy-tipper-spares-or-repair-/262166635004?hash=item3d0a5961fc:g:duQAAOSwHQ9WWvh9

 

Come on and camp in our convoy
MDF gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this fuckin' convoy
'Cross the Whitley Bay

Convoy!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-Van-Converted-LDV-Convoy-2-5-Diesel-Banana-Engine-/351607598394?hash=item51dd722d3a:g:62UAAOSwk1JWcxPY

 

By the time we got into Yarmouth Town,
We had a breakdown truck an' all.
 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Recovery-Truck-LDV-400-Convoy-/181950347446?hash=item2a5d15f8b6:g:g4QAAOSwf-VWULLh

 

CONVOY!

 

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Look at the two and eight of this big bucket of bollocks. It looks like a Toyota Celica with a Vauxhall Nova body kit that's been made to try and look 1/58th like a Bentley. But it is a Bentley.

 

Verdict: as appealing as having a blindfolded J. Arthur at a hungry cannibals party. 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Continental-6-0-GTC-2dr-XCLUSIVE-BODYKIT-PX-GTC-NOT-FERRARI-GTR-AUDI-AMG-/151926547554?hash=item235f872462:g:gRsAAOSwUdlWe99O

 

 

'The front of this special car has been designed to look like a 'Scream' mask as it'll inevitably plough into someone at 97mph at 3.00am being piloted by some pissed/charlied up no-mark 3rd division footballer'

 

To be fair in non Arab-daddy's-money spec these are brilliant. If that one's under £40k normal ones must be about £30k which is pretty good value considering that it's still modern, very luxurious, whisper quiet inside and that they go like stink.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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This looks shit. Proper Shit. Like really shit.

 

BUT

 

LHD e36 coupe 5.0 V12 manual

 

 

 

Hold up, that sounds good does it run?????

 

 

Pictures tell you all….  :) I spent 1900 + car, for nowP

 

 

 

Guess what, his pictures tell you sod all.

 

Other than he has a engine maybe in or maybe not in the engine bay and stuck some motorworld badges on the back.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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TIMYLI (This Is My Life Live It)

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANDROVER-SERIES-1-1955-RUNNING-ORDER-/201490731094?hash=item2ee9c89056:g:950AAOSw3KFWe9yj

 

'This is going to need a Big Spender to get the party started'

 

ARSE! That was scooped up from somewhere around here. I met the recovery truck that was spiriting it away on a narrow back road and had to stick my minibus in a bloody field entrance to allow them past. I love it.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Grab a bargain!

 

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  • Auction ends 22 seconds into the Queens Speech
  • Scrappage scheme victim which cannot be used on the road
  • Already half exported (it's in Ashford, Kent)
  • Cavcraft and Junkman
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