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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Na the opposite. 4 wheel drive or somewhere there abouts.

It's actually an excellent gorilla marketing campaign by BMW who have for the last 15 years have made their cars un-drivable in adverse weather unless you fit winter tyres/snow chain. All those hundreds of news clips of BMW's getting stuck trying to get up a gentle slope with 1mm of snow on the ground or the sea of them stuck in super market car parks as a people in 15 year old Mondeo's trundle by has created a desire for BMW drivers to be able to drive their cars past November and not get stuck while everyone laughs at you. As a result when you buy your NEW BMW the salesman just needs to say "do you drive in the winter sir/madam", erm yes I do actually and BAMM you spend more money getting the x-drive upgrade. Operation tail spin completed.  

 

I know 2 folk who've bought new 3 series in the last couple of months and both have got x-drive.

 

It's daft, because a RWD BMW on £500 worth of winter tyres will out-drive a summer tyre-shod 'X-drive' in the winter.

 

Anyway, you can buy FWD BMWs now.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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It's daft, because a RWD BMW on £500 worth of winter tyres will out-drive a summer tyre-shod 'X-drive' in the winter.

 

Anyway, you can buy FWD BMWs now.

or better still, NO BMW's at all!

  • Bamboocarman, eddyramrod and Rusty_Rocket
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Gosh, That Opel is the stuff of wet dreams!

 

Imagine what you could do to that with your mop!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-218-DIESEL-4-door-Hatchback-For-Spares-or-repair-engine-Blown-/252213991044?hash=item3ab9201684:g:HuIAAOSwSdZWcDdH

 

£175/submit best offer, but the engine is kippered. If only we knew someone with a good n/a XUD engine that would probably fit in this. If only.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£40 Renault Clio diesel!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CLIO-DIESEL-RL-1-9D-1870CC-1997-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/231784871367?hash=item35f77475c7:g:-iEAAOSwk1JWcCue

 

 

'body work is going home'

 

 

Item location: Blaenau Ffestiniog

 

Mat_the-Cat? Louise? Dollywobbler?

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Does anyone actually think this looks good anymore? I would have said that's the hardest car to sell on ebay. I could be wrong though.

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Please be aware that van is in garage in the back garden with no access only by crane or dismantling

 

Sounds like a challenge only a shitter can over come.

 

$_57.JPG

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-focus-estate-ghia-tdci-spare-repairs-non-runner-at-mormant-/151917202829?hash=item235ef88d8d:g:2xAAAOSwf-VWWhzx

 

'non runner at mormant'

 

Mormant: A large and conspicuous waterbird which regularly attends the Church of the Latter day Saint, the mormant has an almost primitive appearance with its suit and tie, bicycle and book under it's arm. Often seen on council estates on Sundays having water tipped over it's head by miscreant children'

face Rank: Renault 16

face

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Just read the advert for that blancmange abomination Escort - I'm fucking knackered now.

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Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

Rusty Pelican

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Does anyone actually think this looks good anymore? I would have said that's the hardest car to sell on ebay. I could be wrong though.

 

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Worst ever Escrot with the worst ever body mods in a shockingly shite colour . Scrap the fecker and put it out of its misery 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think I had one of these once, dull as month on a rubber dinghy adrift off the coast of Cornwall with only Nigel Mansell and a Dire Straits CD for company

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-corolla-1300cc-hatchback-/121841320809?hash=item1c5e4f0369:g:szEAAOSwUdlWcGVD

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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C344PKD

 

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C344PKD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/C344PKD-/131677091973?hash=item1ea890f885:g:6C4AAOSwYaFWcEQx

 

Incredibly detailed listing:

 

'Age and health problems'

 

 

Hats off to attempting to obscure the number plate and the advert header is C344PKD

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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i do love the series 3 xj6....

 

hello, autoshite wedding cars, how may i help?

 

i wonder if it is also as nice underneath?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, Stupid & Co Customs any paint work you like

 

ANYTHING at all?

 

Yes indeed, chief, anything you like.

 

That's literally GR8. I'd like a naked bird with an alsation's tail sticking out of her flange as she's farting a great gust which has blown fish carcasses out and she's followed through. But all around her is sort of icicle tit fingers

 

Two minutes please...

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/5462813/vauxhall_astra_customised_show_van_lpg_swap_why_/

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