eBay tat volume 3.

[michael1703]

Jesus wept, try reading the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/garys-t25-tru ... 2323f718ec

 

 

Ebay cretin said

hello i,m going to translete for my freind gary he has this lovly doka for sale and he ask me for help so i,ve agreed

 

Throw it over the bridge, preferably with you and Gary still in it.

 

Wasn't he the bellend that had that weird advert with the shop dummies a while back?

 

How can you steer that thing? can't have any steering lock

[Danblez]

Jesus wept, try reading the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/garys-t25-tru ... 2323f718ec

 

Ebay cretin said

hello i,m going to translete for my freind gary he has this lovly doka for sale and he ask me for help so i,ve agreed

 

Throw it over the bridge, preferably with you and Gary still in it.

 

Holy Moly . Now this kiddies is the reason why school is very important!

[cyruspower]

Destined to be dobber-focked. £395......

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C339996

 

 

"Very good condition for a 29 year old car Cornish car."

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C339970

 

 

Arse out action beckons:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL ... 9781261031

 

 

Get yer pecker into this:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C339949

 

 

Looks nice in JRG and with those BBS-eque wheels. If it was a manual I'd be very tempted!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C339948

 

[HillmanImp]

This looks like it has potential to be a money pit or a serious bargain.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Visa-1985-saloon-Restoration-project-spares-SORN-/251168911728

[HillmanImp]

Imported Swedish Escort. Not exactly high class. Probably more of a crack whore a bit of a mess down below.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-ESCORT-RS-2000-V5-PROJECT-LHD-/251167295387

 

PLUS IT COMES WITH RS 2000 V5 AND PLATES LOG BOOK IN MY NAME

 

VERY NICE PLATE VALUED AT £800

 

Oh, thats okay then, a 'valuable' number plate for a different car.

 

Go blow a goat dickhead. How do you press report? Maybe I should ask him what the valuable plate is and circulate it on Ford Forums to see if it suddenly turns up on a mint one that is very similar to one that went missing in the last year.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I wouldn't waste your time H. Imp, there seems to be a pretty colossal industry based around nicking and/or ringing of these old Fords, one of those things where so many folk are openly doing it, it sort of becomes legal almost, 'its just the way things are'.

[HillmanImp]

This looks pretty ropey but they are popular little beasties. Wonder what his reserve is?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VAUXHALL-CHEVETTE-L-H-SILVER-project-/150924402405

 

my plan was to convert it to by putting a mazda mx5 1.8 engine but time and funds mean i cant continue

 

Oh well, no matter someone can just use it as is.

 

there is no engine or gearbox ,as i sold this to fund the project

 

What did you spend the money from the engine on?

 

Unfortunately I spent all the money I got from the engine on a pokey bum wank from a Swedish Escort with a bad case of the clap

*

 

Verdict: Fuckwit.

 

*I might have used some artistic licence there.

[garethj]

mmm, lovely beige R4

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/380742781.htm?ca=2_s

 

5 cylinders, good working order, little bit north of paris, 700€ - sounds good to me

[HillmanImp]

I wouldn't waste your time H. Imp, there seems to be a pretty colossal industry based around nicking and/or ringing of these old Fords, one of those things where so many folk are openly doing it, it sort of becomes legal almost, 'its just the way things are'.

 

Its crackers. Saying that, buying this would almost be a good idea if you had a mate with a mint one. Insure the V5, take some photos of the plates on your mates car and claim mega bucks from the insurance company when it is 'stolen'. How much would you get for one of these?

[garethj]

Where did all these Astras go?

 

Get busy with the waxoyl and this would probably last for decades, costing 15p a year to get through the MoT

[garethj]

Do you fancy having a crash? A big one? Proper, 80mph sideways into a tree accident?

 

Sir needs one of these magnificent specimens, 3 litre manual, GR8 4 DRIFTIN B4 YOU CRASH

[garethj]

Say "Bollocks" to the green party, your bank manager and your sanity by using this turbocharged Range Rover!

[Junkman]

Imported Swedish Escort. Not exactly high class. Probably more of a crack whore a bit of a mess down below.

 

PLUS IT COMES WITH RS 2000 V5 AND PLATES LOG BOOK IN MY NAME

 

VERY NICE PLATE VALUED AT £800

 

Oh, thats okay then, a 'valuable' number plate for a different car.

 

Go blow a goat dickhead. How do you press report? Maybe I should ask him what the valuable plate is and circulate it on Ford Forums to see if it suddenly turns up on a mint one that is very similar to one that went missing in the last year.

 

You mean the one that was sold to Sweden shortly afterwards? You know, the one that still has 'orange 1600' written in the Swedish registration doc.

[garethj]

This ORSUM Rangie hits most of the autoshite points. Brown, almost derelict, questionable engine conversion. It says the car has a 2.5 litre Peugeot turbo diesel conversion. Is that the LDV engine?

 

[garethj]

 

needs a good sort out

 

phooaaaarrrr

 

For £600 with an MoT and Daihatsu diesel conversion I reckon that's a stunnah

[Junkman]

Every self-respected shite-lover must love this:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Espero ... 3ccb9d0b0a

 

Automatic shite!

 

Why is it that the Asians always get the shaft end of the deal when they entrust car styling to a respectable European design company?

[ashmicro]

Automatic shite!

 

Why is it that the Asians always get the shaft end of the deal when they entrust car styling to a respectable European design company?

 

 

ISTR reading (at the time these were launched) that these were a rejected design proposal for the mark 3 Cav.

[wuvvum]

This ORSUM Rangie hits most of the autoshite points. Brown, almost derelict, questionable engine conversion. It says the car has a 2.5 litre Peugeot turbo diesel conversion. Is that the LDV engine?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-2-5-TURBO-DIESEL-1988-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-RUNS-WELL-/380490496354?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5897003962

I had a Range Rover with the 2.5 TD Indenor engine as used in the LDV 400, and a 4-speed manual 'box. It was not a rapid vehicle.

[Junkman]

This ORSUM Rangie hits most of the autoshite points. Brown, almost derelict, questionable engine conversion. It says the car has a 2.5 litre Peugeot turbo diesel conversion. Is that the LDV engine?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-2-5-TURBO-DIESEL-1988-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-RUNS-WELL-/380490496354?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5897003962

I had a Range Rover with the 2.5 TD Indenor engine as used in the LDV 400, and a 4-speed manual 'box. It was not a rapid vehicle.

 

Yeah, you prolly should have swapped it for a Rover V8.

[cyruspower]

Been battling to decide if this should be in Tat or Bargains.

 

I'm thinking Tat, as the photos seem to resemble the term and at £18.5k with £14.1k spent at Oselli; for a Lagonda, it doesn't seem to warrant 'Bargain' status.

 

Love the way it looks as if it's currently being used as farm machinery and transporting bovine or swine....

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C334470#

 

[AeroNautiCal]

^^^ Listed as sold!

[flat4alfa]

Diesel Spacevan alert.

 

 

NEEDS BRAEKS SORRTING

 

ONLY CARRIED EGGS

 

Item location: princesrisboruogh

[cyruspower]

Live the [insert desired league] footballer's life:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C316544

 

[cyruspower]

^^^ Listed as sold!

 

Dammit! I was planning to go and put in an offer at the weekend. Geesh.

[Spiny Norman]

Hey little girl, wanna see my throbbing purple probe? [/JSavillemode]

 

 

Looks really smart, shame it's only the tool-eater version....

[flat4alfa]

 

1.1 Petrol Engined Van

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-PEUGEOT- ... 27cc07fc82

 

I used to have a D reg diesel 205 XRAD as works van 13 years ago, that wasn't as tidy as this even then.

[flat4alfa]

Cripes!

 

There's two of them!

 

Chances of that, etc.

[warren t claim]

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112425048

 

£260 with t&t. GET IT BOUGHT!