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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Utterly hopeless 'Kombi RS turbo'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Ford-Escort-Kombi-RS-turbo-Van-Custom-ex-showcar-project-one-of-a-kind-/161884019973?hash=item25b10a1d05:g:NrYAAOSwo0JWQlqi

 

'engine destroyed itself'

 

Perhaps it felt like matching your efforts with the bodywork and interior?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'll level with you all here, I've never been to Glastonbury and I have never wanted to. Until now...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Modified-Classic-2-berth-Austin-Mini-Camper-Van-Caravan-Trailer-Glamping-/141824938664?hash=item21056cd2a8:g:THEAAOSwwbdWQlrx

 

'Caravan Trailer Glamping'

 

 

....just because I want to turn up, go into the middle of all this 'glamping' with Rupert Banker and his stupid bastard £350-a-pair-wellington-wearing kids Tarquin and Anna. I don't really know what any of these expressions mean but I'd just clothes line, windmill and roundhouse the whole bastarding lot of them right in the middle of their shitty pretentious 'ok ya, we're totally down with the kids pass me a strawberry prosecco darling' bastarding shit-helicoptering fucking wankers. 

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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I'll level with you all here, I've never been to Glastonbury and I have never wanted to. Until now...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Modified-Classic-2-berth-Austin-Mini-Camper-Van-Caravan-Trailer-Glamping-/141824938664?hash=item21056cd2a8:g:THEAAOSwwbdWQlrx

 

'Caravan Trailer Glamping'

 

 

....just because I want to turn up, go into the middle of all this 'glamping' with Rupert Banker and his stupid bastard £350-a-pair-wellington-wearing kids Tarquin and Anna. I don't really know what any of these expressions mean but I'd just clothes line, windmill and roundhouse the whole bastarding lot of them right in the middle of their shitty pretentious 'ok ya, we're totally down with the kids pass me a strawberry prosecco darling' bastarding shit-helicoptering fucking wankers. 

Can I come?

  • outlaw118 and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Vauxhall Astra pick-up conversion check list:

 

Scania alloy wheels

50inch rear projector television (for use as rear window)

Mousetraps for boot hinges

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-VAN-CUSTOM-PICK-UP-CONVERSION-/131649253327?hash=item1ea6e82fcf:g:Yt4AAOSwhcJWQiQc

 

'NO SILLY OFFERS'

 

...says the man with £40's worth of scrap metal and fibreglass for £500.

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, outlaw118, pompei and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Remember the 1970's and early 1980's when people who couldn't afford a camper van so glued a 1974 Sprite Major caravan to the back of a 309D Merc? It's back...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-t5-chassis-custom-coachbuilt-motorhome-camper-retro-tourer-hotrod-coffee-rare-/221937303943?hash=item33ac7e8187:g:xQ0AAOSw9mFWNUuQ

 

I mean, just look at it. FFS, I honestly thought all those 'cool' VW Camperists couldn't create anything more twattish than they had so far. Well this company have just sunk to a previously unknown level, and I doff my proverbial hat to them.  

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I'll level with you all here, I've never been to Glastonbury and I have never wanted to. Until now...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Modified-Classic-2-berth-Austin-Mini-Camper-Van-Caravan-Trailer-Glamping-/141824938664?hash=item21056cd2a8:g:THEAAOSwwbdWQlrx

 

'Caravan Trailer Glamping'

 

 

....just because I want to turn up, go into the middle of all this 'glamping' with Rupert Banker and his stupid bastard £350-a-pair-wellington-wearing kids Tarquin and Anna. I don't really know what any of these expressions mean but I'd just clothes line, windmill and roundhouse the whole bastarding lot of them right in the middle of their shitty pretentious 'ok ya, we're totally down with the kids pass me a strawberry prosecco darling' bastarding shit-helicoptering fucking wankers. 

 

In the words of half Man half biscuit. "I've never been to Glasto, must go there some day, when they put up the gun towers to keep the hippies away"

  • Jerzy Woking, outlaw118 and Cavcraft
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gm

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the sky camper looks cosy but isn't this a bit more us ?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTOR-HOME-CONVERSIONS-CAMPER-VAN-DAY-VANS-CARAVAN-SALES/231739709483?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D34278%26meid%3Da5f5a7ff91a3423a839d3b1c1b43ffc0%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D141823774377

  • Junkman and Lacquer Peel
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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I'll level with you all here, I've never been to Glastonbury and I have never wanted to. Until now...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Modified-Classic-2-berth-Austin-Mini-Camper-Van-Caravan-Trailer-Glamping-/141824938664?hash=item21056cd2a8:g:THEAAOSwwbdWQlrx

 

'Caravan Trailer Glamping'

 

 

....just because I want to turn up, go into the middle of all this 'glamping' with Rupert Banker and his stupid bastard £350-a-pair-wellington-wearing kids Tarquin and Anna. I don't really know what any of these expressions mean but I'd just clothes line, windmill and roundhouse the whole bastarding lot of them right in the middle of their shitty pretentious 'ok ya, we're totally down with the kids pass me a strawberry prosecco darling' bastarding shit-helicoptering fucking wankers. 

 

Or just shut his head repeatedly in that stupid door....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Complete mystery

 

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Could be any combination of numbers, I have no idea what

 

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Nope, you've got me here, fair play to you nobody could read that plate

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Oh well, looks like nobody can see that...

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Registration number: L299 GNT is
  • outlaw118, Conrad D. Conelrad and Rusty_Rocket
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Stupid & Co Customs, how may I help?'

Absolutely ANY design I want?

'Yes, sir, ANY design you want'

Ok, I'd like a car that looks like Jackie Stallone in a balaclava

'No problem sir....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/automatic-car-also-an-over-night-sleeper-day-van-very-reliable-/262127430219?hash=item3d08032a4b:g:e1gAAOSwYIdWFkkQ

 

'dont worry about  getting cold at night  just turn on the engine and the car will be blowing hot air within two minutes'

 

Which is exactly what missus would be doing if I turned up in this four wheeled turd.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here at Van Gogh motors if you aren't happy with any of my cars I will literally machete my own ear off. Who else offers that level or service? No fucker, that's who! You'll find us At Eternity's Gate, The Yellow House, Les Alyscamps. (If not there I'll be in Daubigny's Garden)

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-206-ZEST-/161880685580?hash=item25b0d73c0c:g:WewAAOSwo0JWM8iT

 

'For they could not bid on you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night

You listed your car, as ebayers often see
But I could've told you Vincent
This world was never meant for
a Peugeot that's Cat C'
 

scar_bro Rank Morris Ital

scar_bro

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It's got 21,000 on the clock, 65,000 in one part of the ad and 68,000 in another. 

 

Qué? 

MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date 8 June 2015
  • Expiry date 7 June 2016
  • Test Result Pass
  • Odometer reading 21,249 miles
  • MOT test number 2951 5925 5179
  • J-Rod and Paul Dupart
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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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AUDI A2 14i MOT JUST RUN OUT, AS I WORK AWAY ALOT, I HAVNT HAD TIME TO RENEW IT, WILL PASS WITH EASE BEING A AUDI

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a2-14i-bargain-read-on-/1141757313

 

 

 

I have sent him a gumtree email (with fake email address) asking if he knew that it failed the MOT on 22 August and if he did know why pretend there's nothing wrong. Was this wrong to do this ?

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