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The fuel injected lumps in these really do go like stink. Plus, that silver is the best colour they came in:

 

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No tax or MOT, and needs a windscreen for the next one, but phwoar, it's a galant turbo. I most certainly would..

 

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Lazy photographer, I wonder what the nearside looks like.

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Impeccable taste! This man has it.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVA ... 0858914417

 

Looks a nice motor indeed. He's also got a Calibra so could be considered more Cavmad than our very own Cavette - who frankly seems more Corsamad of late.

 

Oooh, another mid-1980s, low-mileage Nissan in blue! Sadly vetoed here because it's a slushbox.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-NISSAN-C ... 0854060642

 

Bored scientists decided to see if blue worked as a camouflage paint scheme. No. It doesn't. Now being sold after being used for 'research.' I'm not making the last bit up.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-K10-Nissa ... 0779592679

 

Zastava! He really doesn't want the reg number given away. £99 with one bid.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZASTAVA-YUGO- ... 0729768747

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If you bid and don't buy I'll sue you. It's my job, so don't piss about.
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His legal knowledge can't be verygood, given that he's got black number plates on a post '72 car.

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Any link? It looks more like a Transit to me.

 

I think you're right, just noticed it says pinto engine .... and then read the bit below ... Sunday morning fail :oops:

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Any link? It looks more like a Transit to me.

 

I think you're right, just noticed it says pinto engine .... and then read the bit below ... Sunday morning fail :oops:

 

No it wasn't a morning fail;you were just testing us ;)

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F*cking LOL. That actually looks like he made it from old lockers and not enough paint.

 

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-hears ... 2575f2d730

 

'I built this hearse with the content it deserved'

 

Several tonnes of horse shit in the back?

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This was briefly owned by the serial liar* I bought my BX from, but for the past year or two it's been maintained by the BXclub's resident tech-whizz and although it may hit a bag of sand (and is in remotest nnorth Wales) it's probably worth it.

 

*substantiated also by the chap I sold it to who later came to pick up my big spare parts bin and was like "yeah basically nothing he's claimed he's done in his blog is true"

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Look at this pile of underpowered, ancient jap giffermatic misery ....

 

On a serious note, the sellers got a typo in there, it should be 1984, not 1974, but anyway I most definitely would, though I think he'll be hard pressed to find someone willing to part with £1600 for this low mileage 800cc beast.

 

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Tax free, with v5, chassis plate and v8 ... I wonder what it will look like next time it's on the road.

 

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Autoshite holidays present:

 

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"Posh" R5, auto, leccy windows, PAS and leather .... looks like someone went mad on the options list

 

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Talbot Solara alert:

Ok, so it's got a racing stripe and a bonnet scoop on a 1.3, but it does have long MOT

 

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Drive the grannys wild by rolling in this diesel Rover 400 for £395. Leather interior too.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-executive-diesel12months-mot-deisel/111759820

 

 

How shit are these scrote vans I as have an overwhelming urge to to buy one?

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-van-55-ddiesel2000-yearmanuelmottax/111759772

 

No 1 rule of selling car. Getting the basic facts right about the vehicle you're selling:

 

tax till 31.09.2012

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Glenn, to put it bluntly those Escort vans are horrible. Depressing interior, hateful engine, shit plastics and just one of those vehicles that makes you feel you've truly hit rock bottom in life.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-SIE ... 4abca80dac

 

Eye bleeding description but assuming it has an MOT it looks good VFM for a bin of £495.

It's also a rarity because it must be the only pissing car in Stoke and on eBay that isn't being sold by that MEGA COW COCKER 'liquidation auction bollocks whatnot' and his 'this car will fetch £1.1M in a car auction crock of shit..

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That sierra looks like a bargain but the advert made me lol, wtf is he going on about?

 

.PS THE TOWBAR WAS ONLY EVER USED TO TRANSPORT RUBBISH TO THE TIP USING A LIGHT TRAILER.....NOTHING ELSE..USED ONLY HALF A DOZEN TIMES

 

and so on

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I really like those 944 S2's. There's a lot of really shit ones out there but that one looks like a nice one for the money.

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Just sent that 205 seller a cheeky email. Hope he likes Sciroccos!

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