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I lost my Cherry in Girvan 

 

OH RLY, was she good?

 

Too right, I'd just new wheel trims on her, etc.

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/for_sale/5005007/datsun_cherry_for_sale_350/

 

£350, and for your Brucie Bonus it appears to still be wearing it's original Stomil Perishedwall Sundry Tube-Exploder tyres.  

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Ah well, I suppose if a 1.1 For Escort Popular with a Mexico log book is worth £25,000, maybe this isn't really that expensive?

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/for_sale/5021562/1968_Austin_1800_landcrab_London_to_Sydney_rally_car_only_6_made_only_ever_1_this_spec/

 

'This item is for sale at £39,995'

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Hello, Stupid & Co, Customs, how can I help?

 

Can you do anything I want?

 

Yes, sir, indeed we can.

 

Great, I want Toyah Wilcox with a pair of Ann Summers crotchless trollies on her face, and her left arm has had a small arse transplanted on it.

 

No bloody problem, chief...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vespa-t5-full-blown-90s-custom-scooter-airbrushed-engraved-etc-etc-/171560972016?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item27f1d4aef0

 

At least he got the wording spot on.

Posted

This is what a Kinder Egg toy would like if you filled the fucker full of smack.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Trike-One-off-Custom-Popeye-theme-/281512391753?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item418b723449

 

'it is difficult to list every improvement/upgrade'

 

Because there isn't any?

Posted

Hello, Stupid & Co, Customs, how can I help?

 

Can you do anything I want?

 

Yes, sir, indeed we can.

 

Great, I want Toyah Wilcox with a pair of Ann Summers crotchless trollies on her face, and her left arm has had a small arse transplanted on it.

 

No bloody problem, chief...

 

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Billy, U FAIL.  This is the angelic Ms. Annie Lennox, as any fule kno.

 

Still a shit paint job, though  ;)

Posted

Annie Lennox and David Bowie have never been seen in the same place together.  Ergo, they are the same person.  FAKT*

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Fark me, that was close I ended up just £28.01 away from winning this. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Electric-Tug-Tot-Rod-Project-Shop-Display-Not-Vw-/261674486138?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEDWX%3AIT&_trksid=p2047675.l2557&nma=true&si=iIdc%2FzbVjNShZG1kVXoCzsHsepw%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc

 

I don't really know what would have happened had I won it, I'd probably have just carried under my arm and taken the train home.

 

It looks just right for forming the basis of a motorised dalek.

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Ah well, I suppose if a 1.1 For Escort Popular with a Mexico log book is worth £25,000, maybe this isn't really that expensive?

 

54745a630b4b1_1.jpg

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/for_sale/5021562/1968_Austin_1800_landcrab_London_to_Sydney_rally_car_only_6_made_only_ever_1_this_spec/

 

'This item is for sale at £39,995'

 

 

just so long as he settles all them parking tickets before I collect it

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Bargain Alert £200

 

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this car is what it is it ant what it ant..............

 

Come again?

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When I go up the chimney I would hope no expense has been spared on the funeral cars and the main entourage are in this bad boy.

 

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Look at this for £450! What a motor.

 

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Get behind me satan!

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Come again?

 

 

I did when I saw that Cavalier.

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