eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

I was hearing on the radio today that diesel are actually responsible for killing kittens. A bit of pain in the arse that given how the government encouraged everyone to buy them by cutting company car tax on low c02 vehicles. I bet this one has clubbed a few baby seals given it's a 5 pot and done 190k. Seems val-U for 400 quid with a load of mot and tax.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-156-24-jtd-tax-and-mot/1078196916

[cort16]

ZOMG an MG Express ZR diesel Van. It seems to have opening back windows, which is a bit weird. I imagine it's some half arsed effort to save 2p by painting the glass rather than fitting a solid panel. Would.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-mgzr-van-low-mileage-84000/1078598019

[cort16]

This 944 has full service history and looks to have had a few quid spent on it recently before failing it's mot on what looks to be some weldage and some reasonably straight forward sounding brake and suspension gubbins. £800. It also has velour seats.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1986-d-porsche-944-25-lux-guards-red/1078495167#photo-content

[Cheggers]

This 944 has full service history and looks to have had a few quid spent on it recently before failing it's mot on what looks to be some weldage and some reasonably straight forward sounding brake and suspension gubbins. £800. It also has velour seats.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1986-d-porsche-944-25-lux-guards-red/1078495167#photo-content

The sills on one of these are an absolute bastard to do properly, my local decent Porsche specialist charges well over a grand to replace sills on a 944.

 

 

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[cort16]

I'd just use chicken wire and spam.

The outer sills seems okay on this but I don't know if you can get to the inners without cutting through the outer first.

[Matt]

Am I being a dunce, Mr Likescars, or is there no link to the Audi?

 

Oops! Fixed now. 

 

Love that big wet oily-looking splodge under the engine of that Audi!!!

 

If you look at the photo in full size you can see that it's leaking from somewhere. In another photo there are three 5 litre jugs so either coolant or washer bottle leak?

[155V6]

^That's not an MG Express,it's a normal ZR with the windows painted over & the back seat taken out.It hasn't got a flat floor,& it's still got the supports for the parcel shelf 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

ZOMG an MG Express ZR diesel Van. It seems to have opening back windows, which is a bit weird. I imagine it's some half arsed effort to save 2p by painting the glass rather than fitting a solid panel. Would.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-mgzr-van-low-mileage-84000/1078598019

 

This isnt a van.... the giveaway is it has rear windows, non-flat 'load area', rear belts etc etc.

[cort16]

That's up there with the chinese making fake eggs as far as pointless forgeries are concerned.

[Bucketeer]

I could do with an excuse to FRO back to Bulgaria so if anyone wants either of these Mosky pickup peaches I would selflessly go and tend to them.

White sticky liquid paint protection coating comes free of charge.

 

1993 1000ûõòð/£450

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11407054743758305&slink=7ccn6g

 

 

1990 600ûõòð/£270

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11406302980979825&slink=7ccn6g

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Holy funk, how long does it take to drive home from Bulgaria?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Look at this shit hot one-owner Mondeo Ghia!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK-1-FORD-MONDEO-2L-GHIA-SILVER-TIME-WARP-52000-MILES-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-/331302013722

 

TIME WARP NOT TIME LORD TIME CAPSULE TIME MAGAZINE PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY AND TIME

[Jim Bergerac]

Driving a Moskvitch back from Bulgaria would be the best Autoshite thread ever.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

AVANTIME up for spears or reapers

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-RENAULT-AVANTIME-PRIVILEGE-AUTO-BLUE-Spares-or-Repair-Bid-From-Just-1-/221533278040

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-SAAB-900-I-16V-CONVERTIBLE-/161405103353

 

400 groat obo for this tired but complete SAAB 900 soft top

[wuvvum]

I assume the 3.0 V6 in those was a pez engine, as in the Mk3 Espace, rather than the shit GM diesel?

[Bucketeer]

My Bulgarian chod storage/delivery services for 'shiters are always available and I'm very cheap, ie: FREE.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Be like me but without all the fannying about. Rover 25 GTi for 250 quid all up and running but very short tax and MOT!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ROVER-25-1-8-GTI-16V-GREY-tax-and-mot-running-out-so-as-spares-or-repair-/191302282521

 

Looks nice!! bet it would polish up a treat.

[Bucketeer]

Holy funk, how long does it take to drive home from Bulgaria?

 

It's only* 40 hours on the coach.

[wuvvum]

Tell you what, you set off from Bulgaria in a Moskvitch, I'll set off from Penzance in this, and we'll see who gets home first.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I've seen this car in person and it's lovely. 

 

 

 

One of those cars I'm tempted to actually buy in real life. Helps that it's only a few miles away too..

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-MORRIS-1100-RED-57000-miles-/201154460251?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed5bd7a5b

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-G-Silver-Shadow-in-Black-with-red-leather-Ex-Robert-Maxwell-Barn-Find-/261574639045

 

 

Ex Robert Maxwell Barn Find

 

NO FREAKIN WAY, you're telling me that someone has dragged Robert Maxwell out of a barn after all this time?

[cort16]

I assume the 3.0 V6 in those was a pez engine, as in the Mk3 Espace, rather than the shit GM diesel?

 

It is they only did a diesel Avantime in mainland europe and it was the 2.2 dci.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This renner 4 isnt massively interesting, other than for the fact its located in a place called 'La Force'

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/698729262.htm?ca=7_s

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 It's still summer! Full MOT, ready to work, do not paint!

 

 

 

 

The van was recently used in a horror Game Show filmed for ITV and Fox so the paint work on the outside would need clearing up but it is all cosmetic work which was purposely done to look scary. Did start to clean it up but I am now looking to sell.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

Mobile dental unit (very rare)

 

 

 would  make a fantastic  campervan

 

*nurse walks into waiting area and looks at clipboard* "SambaS?"

 

Anyway, conversion's half done, it's already got a comfy recliner. Just prop a TV up in front of that and I'd be ready to call that home. 

 

 

I'm a little concerned about that sandwich board.

 

"BRAN SWORD £2"

 

I assume that's street lingo for some or other dental procedure. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Road registered electric hand cart thing with TWO KINDS of faded obsolete Royal Mail branding? YES PLEASE.

 

I walked down to the post box with a couple of letters this morning, I could really have done with this. 

[DS20]

It's still summer! Full MOT, ready to work, do not paint!

 

 

Any ice-cream sold from that thing would be made of soylent green and rohypnol. Scary.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

MG ZT 190, failed the MOT on 2 balljoints, £250 BIN!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-MG-ZT-190-2-5-V6-Spares-or-Repair-/181507900044

 

BARG!

[cort16]

500 quid to replace 2 balljoints. I think he needs to find another garage.