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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Front and back, he has censored one digit of the numberplate. One NUMBER of the numberplate. 

 

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Since it would take no more than ten tries to figure out what the plate is, I couldn't resist!

 

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Hmm. Well played, Escort Van owner, well played. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh, the stinging irony

 

$T2eC16VHJHYFFk,e8cVcBSVZRuGJP!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Day-Van-Assassin-Astro-Van-American-Classic-Car-/221489581033?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3391cecbe9#ht_1493wt_1275

 

'One is a great advert for garishly dressed onanism, the other is a sex shop'

  • urpert and outlaw118
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is The Hay Wain, by artist John Constable

 

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This is the Gay Train, by ebay user john-constable 1969-2008

 

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This is Mary Freer, by artist John Constable

 

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This is a Mary Hunt, by ebay user john-constable 1969-2008

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialto-trike-honda-cx500-NO-RESERVE-RELISTED-DUE-TO-TIMEWASTERS-/161387743963?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item2593758adb#ht_835wt_1275

 

Kudos to anyone who can make a petrol tank look like that last chocolate in the box that you suspect may be the coffee one that no fucker likes.

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, DeeJay, urpert and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-vintage-car-one-of-a-kind-custom-built-convertible-/171418676089?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27e9596b79#ht_479wt_1275

 

A Hungarian Blue Peter special built from bog roll tubes, with a Halfords toolbox for a petrol tank a protein shake bottle for an expansion tank and the front looks a 3 year old has rebuilt his teddybear's face with industrial strength fishing wire after his pet Rottweiler ripped it off. 

 

SPORTS CAR

 

'The engine is new from a renault 1400cc'

urpert Rank: Austin Maxi

urpert

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Tat is just a term for everything on eBay. One man's tat is another man's chod, or something. Anyway, it all goes in here and it'll just vary between awesome and terrible.

Only exception is massively overpriced stuff goes in the bargains thread, naturally.

Thanks, that's how I'd imagined it.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Trike seller wrote:-

 

I will not arrange for shipping or delivery. Or pay eney agent out of my owed pockit.
The shipping or delivery is soley up to you and only you. Du to sume one triying to froud me out of money and my trike.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Sorry if anyone thinks Im being a pedant but....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-998cc-Restored-/251608798570?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a950d956a#viTabs_0

 Restored

 

does not mean just a blow over

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Completely original with no modifications 

 

So what are the fuck off holes in the bumper?

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 No rust or rot

 

 

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  • Conrad D. Conelrad and Junkman
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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Might have added that to my watch list.

As have I. If i am still looking at it I will pm so we can discuss. Think that was up for sale about 3yrs ago. Was interested then.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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First time, ever I saw your arse,

it looked like a Japanese sniper, 

me old ta-a-a-a-ter

 

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...and the full front end

looks like it's shitting out

a cheese gra-a-a-a-a-a=ter 

 

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And the first time ever I opened your front
I felt the earth move in my hands
Like the trembling heart of an automotive dog turd
That was there at my command, a fucking 2.4 Ecotech staring at my fa-a-a-a-a-a-ace

There at my command a glorified Frontera lumped waste of spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ace

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PONTIAC-SOLSTICE-2-4L-UNIQUE-RARE-LHD-2006-NOT-PORSCHE-MERCEDES-SL-LOTUS-/181489837576?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a41a32608#ht_4199wt_1275

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saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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First time, ever I saw your arse,

it looked like a Japanese sniper, 

me old ta-a-a-a-ter

 

Genuine LOL at that lot. A chap I know hired one of those 7 or 8 years ago in Florida. He told me it was a total dog-egg. "Brick slow, pig ugly and it squirms" I believe he said.

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