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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Mx5-drift-car-rat-look-track-project-1-8-coilovers-lowered-/321461873704?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad89eec28

 

'the plan is to let it get to a look which I was happy with'

 

Here's a look I'd be happier with

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks like a candidate for 'Most likely to be found in a forest with three dead bodies inside and a pig eating the remains' 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CF250-1981-MOTORCARAVAN-2-3D-EXCELLENT-PROJECT-SPARES-AND-REPAIRS-/121386116007?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item1c432d23a7

 

' I can state that the gearbox and indicators along with the general moving mechanics of the motor-caravan work accordingly;'

 

GR10, been down tomorrow to drive it home.

 

'engine will cut out and not idle correctly.... needs to be towed away...'

 

HI M8 SOZ LT MY PET AMSPTUR OWT AN IT SHITTED ON MY COMPTUTAR BUTON AND BID ON DIS BY MISSTAYK.   

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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There are times when I wish there was a "do not like" button, or even a "take it away my eyes hurt" button, or in this case a "that is absolutely foul" button

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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When I was a young boy, I imagined that turn of the millennium motoring would look like this.

 

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But little could I imagine, 1999 cars would be this advanced, cutting edge, revolutionary and desirable.

Injected fuel, hydro-cooling and suspended by strutting MacPhersons at the front and laser beamed torsionistics at the rear.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.

 

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http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11402497882457776&slink=6zeg2a

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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That silver SD1 is AMAZING.

 

PROS:

  • Duct tape on the windscreen, bumper, mirror, rear quarter panel, rear lights and the steering cowl entirely fabricated from the stuff.
  • Full of balloons

Sorry to keep going back to that SD1, but this photo is quite disturbing. Is that a small child clawing at the window trying to get out?

 

"Help Mummy, my shorts are stuck to the duct tape seat cover again..."

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Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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That is a bit disturbing...

 

 

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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That is a bit disturbing...

 

 

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Would the previous owners happen to be a middle class Scouse couple that **removed for legal reasons**

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-DATSUN-CHERRY-1-0-GL-SILVER-BARN-FIND-/131242147014

 

HERE WE HAVE A FINE EXAMPLE OF A EARLY JAPANESE CAR...

THE BODY STYLE WAS MORE BOXY AND WAS INFLUENCE BY DESIGNS COMING OUT OF EUROPE AT THE TIME.

IT CAME AT A TIME WHEN SMALL HATCHBACKS WERE ENJOYING RISING SALES.

 

Thanks for the bullshit history lesson fuck chops. Still, I'd love this

steve_earwig Rank: Citroen Ami

steve_earwig

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What, the Japs didn't make cars before the 70s? I'm sure they'd be surprised too...

 

The car really is not for everyone

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To save you the bother:

 

blah blah thorough restoration blah dilapidated blah a lot of damage blah children blah the engine worked before blah windshield is cracked blah side window blah children blah a shame blah sorting  blah and then the value blah 12,000 to 15,000 euros  blah And yes, this car really is not for everyone blah earn money working for yourself blah offered other old timers in exchange but they were too far gone blah going up in value blah I would like to substitute it with something interesting blah eg. Mini Morris, Innocenti, 2CV, Mehari, Miata, x ninth, Honda CRX, Barchetta, MG, spitfire, and the like, older smaller enduro motorcycle oldtimer, possibly smaller boat or even Vacant Land in Zagreb and its surroundings ...

Just think, all that time it was dumped in his yard and kids were vandalising it, it was gaining in value!

 

http://www.njuskalo.hr/oldtimer-auti/lancia-fulvia-coupe-oglas-5861132

 

Just when I was thinking I'd never seen one here...

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http://www.njuskalo.hr/oldtimer-auti/zamjena-motor-automobil-oglas-12166211

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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BL flogged a few bits to Commie countries.

Look at the kinked front bumper on that Marina - never seen one like that before.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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The worst vandalism on that poor little Fulvia was perpetrated by whoever thought ' Mmm those Turbovec's look great on BA's van ,I think I'll get some'

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