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Mr Livered Rank: Citroen Ami

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It was a straight car and never let me down, and those wheels buy themselves aren't cheap. But no, not worth a grand by a long shot

He'd like to do a swap, "pref volkswagen audi group"

 

Subtext: because VAG cars are MORE BETTERER than all other makes, eg Toyota

 

Verdict: cock-knocker

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If I had one like that it'd look exactly the same, and it wouldn't be jet wash foam covering it.

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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If I had one like that it'd look exactly the same, and it wouldn't be jet wash foam covering it.

ffs bukkake on ice cream vans! You're a sick, sick man!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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That Bedford belongs to the boyfriend of a lass I work with.  I think he's fully aware that the 20K BIN is wildly optimistic.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dear Cameron-will-paint-it, can you photoshop Cameron Diaz and Emma Bunton* rubbing their norks against the window from the inside, please?

 

 

*Or Wuvvum's female work mate

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If I had one like that it'd look exactly the same, and it wouldn't be jet wash foam covering it.

you are stucdx AICMFP

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Never mind Tony Blair, I just got my WEAPON OF MOIST RECONSTRUCTION out and fired a few scuds of my own after seeing this

 

$(KGrHqRHJDgFC7+YnhpsBRsN+ggqyQ~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-8x6-Multidrive-Tanker-/181454360879?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2a3f85d12f

 

'Bought to star in the ill-fated English version of Mad Max, 'Irked Ian'. Just needs to be painted matt black, have a load of barbed wire on the roof and a kid with a water pistol on the roof shouting 'Please get out of my way, you mother flipper'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Great-engine-3-seats-front-3-back-spacious-family-vehicle-students-sharing-/141336355381?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e84da235

 

You could get those seats clean by just leaving the door open and putting some straws in the back and parking it outside Heaven N Hell Nitespot, Twatclungeby, Essex. Every Colombian Marching Powder addict in the area would soon snort that up. 

 

'3 seats front, 3 back'

 

'now we have 4 children, which means that my Mummy no longer has a seat'

 

Seats: 6.

 

'now we have 4 children, which means that my Mummy no longer has a seat'

 

So not only can mummy not use a fucking hoover, but mummy can't count either. Unless there's some sort of three way going on here involving her fit next door neighbour, in which case I';ll come down and clean the seats with my tongue.

 

   
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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GENUINE TIDEMARKS

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-Reluctant-sale-tax-mot-show-car-custom-air-brush-art-work-solid-mk3-/111397131387?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19efc9547b

 

The superbly named Woggleye is selling this, presumably some reference to his definitely failing vision.

 

'i have medals'

 

Bravery in the line of stupidity? 2,000 yard dash with a paper bag over your head? Lack of taste competition?

 

'there is bubbling on the front lip'

 

Said no girl, ever, upon seeing this heap of dog spondle.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aston-Martin-DB7-CUSTOM-BUILT-FOR-KEITH-CHEGWIN-/141335371754?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20e83e9fea

 

' BUILT FOR KEITH CHEGWIN'

 

If you wanna buy a car, get a DB,

You'll get a lot of horizontal jogging activity

There's a biscuit tin with some J-Clothes in

to wipe the stains on the seats from Miss Philbin'

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Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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If Duel was like The Terminator, and had a sequel in which the truck came back as a good guy, it would look like that Foden.

 

I think I'll just go to sleep now.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Nearest I can think of to a homegrown Mad Max is Doomsday, which was quite fun but the chase sequence was blatantly not filmed on UK roads

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I have to confess I don't know what these things go for now, but isn't £1300 a bit of a bargain, especially considering long MOT and the tax?

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4722419/1986_JAGUAR_XJ6_SERIES_3_FULL_MOT_6_MONTHS_TAX_LOVELY_1300_98_for_classic_insurance_/

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Series 3 in OAP red, not exactly desirable. Pointless MoT and tax speak for it, though.

I'd say the price is very fair.

It's oddly the Series 2s that see the biggest hike atm.

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