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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Cavalier is top drawer, someone buy it, please.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHVROLET-MONTE-CARLO-CUSTOM-CLOUD-EASY-PROJECT-1975-BELEVED-TO-BE-FIRST-ONE-/380917920037?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58b07a3125

 

Unbelievably there seems to have been more than one of these knocked up. It looks like it's constipation and it's arse has swollen up.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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CONTENT WARNING: You may not sleep tonight once you've seen this.

 

 

 

 

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As eye-bleaching-afterwardsly GOPPING as it looks from that picture, things actually manage to get worse

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-SALOON-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MUST-SEE-/271510474778?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3749101a

 

 

'IS OUR FAMILY CAR'

 

I reckon if the winning bidder doesn't have to collect this from Coco himself at Chipperfield's Circus, they're going to be REALLy pissed off.

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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U. G. L. Y. You Ain't got no alibi.....

$_35.JPGThis is what happens when a PT Cruiser gets drunk and lets a London Cab give it some population paste (probably behind the bins).

Unique prototype apparently.

£1600RNM

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-PROTOTYPE-LHD-DAIMLER-CHRYSLER-CRUISER-LONDON-TAXI-BLACK-CAB-LTI-AIR-CON-/131201379456?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8c362c80

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Impress the neighbours, with this V8 engined disgrace...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CORTINA-MK3-V8-/171346925237

This is the second time it's been on the 'Bay this year - the first time, it was up here in Manchester - it spent at least a year sitting about various places on the grounds of the local college before getting sold off for a couple grand. It sat there another month after it sold, evidently it's now in Brum. I think this might get relisted quite a few times, like that Capri...

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Lets let Lord Sterling and Roadwork UK play the soggy biscuit game for the honour of bidding on this.....

 

$_49.JPGApparently it's

 

UNIQUE BESPOKE

 

be·spoke[bih-spohk] Show IPA
verb
1.
a simple past tense and past participle of bespeak.
adjective
2.
British .
a.
(of clothes) made to individual order; custom-made: a bespoke jacket.
b.
making or selling such clothes: a bespoke tailor.
3.
Older Use. engaged to be married; spoken for.

Hmmmm.... nice try matey, but i reckon he's stretching the meaning a little....

Classified £1800 no mention of a current MoT either.

 

verdict: Hornswoggled nincompoop.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-BESPOKE-ROVER-STERLING-SALOON-2-5-V6-AUTO-16-760-MILES-ON-NEW-ENGINE-/400713707179?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5d4c65eeab

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Are you a midget / dwarf / person of limited height (& taste & intelligence)? Or a granny with an annexe?

Then shuffle this way, I've got your holiday sorted.

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Yep, it's a Robin converted into a caravan.

 

Better than a tent I suppose, but so is rubbing your clackers on cactus.

 

£495, no bids yet.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/micro-caravan-reliant-robin-trike-camping-advertising-unique-teardrop-/261493062470?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item3ce2337b46

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Not sure if I like this or not. It looks well done and all that, but I think it's been OVERdone if you get my drift.

 

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Yep, it's a "Real" Mini, with a cut-down as a trailer. In Devon, so at least the cream tea will soften the pain...

 

£4995ono.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BLUEY-Rover-Mini-and-Trailer-Unique-Something-diiferent-for-the-Summer-/161317222177?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item258f417721

Largactil Rank: BL Wedge

Largactil

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nice job of hiding the reg number :-D

lets take a wild guess and say mabe its a Q

 

I always wondered what Catman from "Naked in Westminster" was doing these days...

 

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wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Jeez, there's some horror on these pages at the minute.

I had to take a peak at the Q plate kit car barn find link and as the pic looked amusing. I was not disappointed though somewhat shocked to find ya man blatantly flaunting his love for slot mags.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MINI-PICKUP-Fully-Restored-Upgraded-/191199048433?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c8459f2f1

 

12 pissing grand!

 

If you had to pay based on pleasure to drive, usefulness or reliability, you could rock up to the seller's house and collect this FOC with ten grand in used fivers in the back. I had the pleasure* of driving one of these for a while circa 1985 and it was POWER WANK-ingly awful.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That 800 with all the chrome doodahs had been on eBay for months. It's not far from me but I don't think I've ever seen it out, I think I would remember.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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You know when you get your pet (dog, cat, rabbit) and you stroke/smooth the top of it's head and hold it's ears back, so it's eyes bulge out a bit? They all look like a Singer Chamois when you do that.

ChinaTom Rank: Renault 16

ChinaTom

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Daimler Double Six non runner...in BEIGE no less!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spares-or-Repaires-Daimler-Double-Six-6-0-V12-/161315914671?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258f2d83af

 

A beige Daimler??! :blink: Can't quite get my head around that.

This is primrose yellow - a very expensive special order (this is a Daimler Insignia - the only way to get a fluted grille and 4 lamps). Also, it is the only XJ40 (XJ81 as it's a V12) ever to be produced in Primrose and Saville Grey interior. I went to see it in a few years ago. It was (still is) suffering from the same issues as my XJ12 did - knackered fuel pumps (not easy, but hardly condemnable) and poor bodywork.

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