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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The old autoshite bike TR7 fixed up and back on the road! I'm really happy to see this as I was convinced it was doomed when it left my hands thanks to all the rot in it I couldn;t be arsed to fix.

Looks like a decent price too, pity the 4 speed box restricts it to about 68mph flat out.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-tr7-/261485368367?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce1be142f

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The old autoshite bike TR7 fixed up and back on the road! I'm really happy to see this as I was convinced it was doomed when it left my hands thanks to all the rot in it I couldn;t be arsed to fix.

Looks like a decent price too, pity the 4 speed box restricts it to about 68mph flat out.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-tr7-/261485368367?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce1be142f

 

 

Hehe, that's great news, especially considering the bit about no advisories on the MOT! 

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Damn you man, I've just had to put that on my watch list!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I knew you had to.

Did you notice, that these seem to rot only half as good as their polygonal predecessors?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm not even looking for anything really, you swine.  You are Satan, tempting me with bowtie-stamped apples. 

 

I don't need it, don't have spare cash; it's too big, too far away, the wrong colour, doesn't have enough tax or test, does have issues... but this is Autoshite so there's every chance I'll be putting in a bid.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I don't need it, don't have spare cash; it's too big, too far away, the wrong colour, doesn't have enough tax or test, does have issues.

 

PMSL

 

I have never read that many reasons to buy a car in one sentence before.

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I'm not doing much of a job of talking myself out of it, am I?

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I'm not doing much of a job of talking myself out of it, am I?

 

How can one talk oneself out of a yank tank purchase?

You buy one BECAUSE it's daft.

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nigel bickle

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That Trevi has been around  the Ebay ring  several times now.

gary_davidson Rank: BL Wedge

gary_davidson

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That Trevi has been around  the Ebay ring  several times now.

yeah I'm sure I've seen it before, I think he keeps dropping the price each time

forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

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My little boy (two and a half) would go into orbit if I bought him that.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX-Pallas/171340961533

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Seller could be a politician, stating so much nothingness with so many words.

 

I'm sure someone on here should offer an ebay motors description service, with photo-taking advice offered as an extra.

 

 

Cor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I flamin' LURVE that. Wonder what it'd be like as a daily driver?

 

They're quite simple things, reliable too if you service correctly. I'd love one - just the thing for riding home from a good party in, nursing a hangover. Not awful value, if you have the money to spend.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I can spot Liam Gallagher (with really bad constipation, and having used his face to inject heroin)  Mr Logic (from Viz) and Britney Spears (with a black eye) but WTF is that to do with Star Trek?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VESPA-PX-125-AIR-BRUSHED-OUTSTANDING-PAINT-STAR-TREK-VERY-COLLECTIBLE-RARE-/161312547000?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item258efa20b8

 

'the best air brushing you will see' 

 

If that was the only airbrushing I'd seen, it still wouldn't be the best. In fact, the absolute hopelessness of it's sort of perma-engraved in my retinas now and I feel ill.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sylva's mother says Sylva's hurrying, she's catching the nine o'clock recovery truck.

Sylva's mother says:"Take your umbrella, cause the Sylva's leaking like fuck."

And Sylva's mother says "Thank you for calling and please don't you come back again

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sylva-Jester-Kitcar-extremely-rare-/151312222740?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item233ae94a14

 

I'm not being funny or anything, but I honestly reckon if I came home to that after several pints of wife beater and a few vodkas, I don't think I'd be able to help myself from trying to bum it. You could even play Russian Roulette by sticking a cheese grater in some of the spare wheel holes and trying it in the dark.

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