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Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

Sudsprint

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i don't think i've ever seen one of there on wire wheels before, but i think it suits them

 

^^^^ I have once.

 

The chap driving it had a Graham Hill moustache and was grinning in that 'lock up your daughters' type of way Leslie Phillips made a complete career out of.

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Apologies if already listed. There seem to be a steady trickle of these appearing.  Few other oldies in the background too.

 Very rare 1959 Mercedes Benz Ponton with no reserve

“Virtually Complete & In Need Of Complete Restorationâ€Â

           

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291332106633?_trksid=p2060778.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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From the Senator Digital dash. I used to have a Monza GSE and that too came with such flights of fantasy!


 


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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You remember that old bag who put a cat in a wheelie bin, she got a £250 fine and got banned from keeping animals for 5 years?

 

Well, if that was the punishment for crimes against humanity, this fucker deserves 150 years hard labour and a driving ban for life. 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-ESTIMA-PREVIA-AERAS-UK-DVD-MODIFIED-SHOW-CAR-/151518200199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2347304187

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Are they the wrong lights? Something doesn't look right to me, knowing nowt of them.

 

 

austin 10 1938

 

 

 

I think they are the correct headlamps just mounted lower down and further apart.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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 Dub-ble bubble? Pile of rubble;
 Please Fire, and launch and view from Hubble.
 Fillet of a fanny snake,
 In the crusher boil and break;
 Japs Eye of newt, and camel toe of tart,
 Wool of bat, and fanny fart,
 Pineapple fuck up, and firey ring sting,
 Wizard's sleeve minge, and owlet's wing,—
 For a mobile brothel is this thing,
 Like a sweaty arse it doesn't half ming.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Caddy-2-0-GT-TDI-200bhp-Show-Car-Modified-Custom-Lowered-Paint-Flake-/181615392945?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a491ef8b1

 

Excellent work taking the only redeeming feature (it being a van) ruining that, ruining the paintwork, making it un-driveable, using Toys R Us water colours to paint it and generally turning the back into an astro turf coffin with pay per view TV to watch the cremation. Which really can't come quick enough for this absolute pile of wank

 

'has undergone a transformation to a 2nd prize show-winner (at Volksfest Wales)'

 

That's as great a brag as 'my cat came third in a Ronan Keating lookalike competition.'   

fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

fordperv

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ex peter o'Toole nissan

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peter-OToole-acclaimed-actors-car-Nissan-Primera-/321619416228?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ae202d4a4#viTabs_0

 

 

 

This car has had only one previous owner the acclaimed actor Peter O'Toole who was nominated 8 times for an Oscar for his performances in flims such as Lawrence of Arabia, Goodbye Mr Chips, The Stunt Man and The Ruling Class etc.  He was awarded 4 Golden Globes, an Emmy and a BAFTA.  
When Peter died nearly a year ago I came into possession of this car and it has not been used on the road since.

 

 

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im just picturing him driving it in the lawrence of arabia costume

 

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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After reading dolly wobblers bit on C6's in Car Mechanics my love for these has re-ignited, this one is only 5 miles away from me, I might see if the dealer is open over xmas and waste some of his time, pretending I have the money to buy it and take it on a test drive, thing is I will probably end up buying it on 460% Apr finance and pay just £56 pounds a week for 164 months.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-CITROEN-C6-2-7-HDi-V6-Exclusive-Auto-DIESEL-AUTOMATIC-/191446846227?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c931f0b13

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That c6 is nice! You'd need big plums to splurg thousands on it though.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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 Dub-ble bubble? Pile of rubble;

 Please Fire, and launch and view from Hubble.

 Fillet of a fanny snake,

 In the crusher boil and break;

 Japs Eye of newt, and camel toe of tart,

 Wool of bat, and fanny fart,

 Pineapple fuck up, and firey ring sting,

 Wizard's sleeve minge, and owlet's wing,â€â€

 For a mobile brothel is this thing,

 Like a sweaty arse it doesn't half ming.

 

 

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if this Teutonic turd was 2nd place "vehicle", how utterly and unrelentingly shite was the thing that won?

 

i take it the "winnahh" made use of not 1 but 2 pineapples??

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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C6's are lovely,the reason I didn't buy one a couple of months ago is nothing to do with the Citroeness of it but the same reason I didn't buy an XF or that my Mrs hasn't got a Disco 3; that slug of an engine and its tendency to expire expensively at (for me ) low mileages.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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that C70 a couple of piccies up has caused some distress to my pants.

 

Kindly desist from posting up PR0N.

 

Thanks.

 

I'm off to strangle the silkworm.

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