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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/7-5-ton-iveco-ford-cargo-with-motor-caravan-body-on-special-vehicles-/191290782250

 

Write 'SERCO' on the side of this and get all your mates in the back, dressed up as convicts with arrowed boiler suits, balls & chains etc. Drive into the city centre, bump into a bollard and get them all to pile out the back and run amok amongst the shoppers. See if you can get on local news.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-FORD-STAR-CRAFT-2-LTR-PETROL-4-BERTH-MOTORHOME-SPARES-OR-REPAIRES-STARTS-/351149437042

 

You can just imagine the conversation when this was new 'Yeah we forgot to put the gelcoat on so its a sort of a bone colour... oh yeah it looks great!!! tell you what seeing as you've come all this way with a hired flatbed lorry we'll knock £100 off eh? Can't say fairer than that, then if you don't like it the £100 should just about cover a respray"

 

 

I've just noticed the size of those indicators, WTF!!!! Must have got them off a scrap space shuttle FFS.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MDV-kit-van-project-/281421231895

 

What little you can see of this, thanks to the guys shockingly shite photographs, suggests that it is spectacularly rubbish.

 

 

You are looking at an extremely rare MG Metro based van.  Which was apparently made for the council due to petrol shortage

 

Sounds like total bollocks to be honest

 

 

If you snooze you loose!!! on this great opportunity. 

 

at £500 plus a reserve? Great opportunity to waste some money, thats about it chief. Verdict: SHAT

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Fairway taxi with manual box, full of WIN!  It's also got a turbocharger which was done to help emissions and managed to produce no extra power whatsoever.

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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LWB Nissan Patrol with comedy balloon tyres.  This one is the 2.8 litre petrol to offset any usefulness from the rest of the car

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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These old Supras are a real looker.  Manual with 2.8 straight six yet probably slower in everyday use than a 1600cc Golf GTi.  But I still would

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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This Scimitar looks good, although all the photos are taken when it's on the back of a recovery truck.  I wonder why Bentley haven't copied this marketing ploy?

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The wheels look good too, different from the usual Wolfrace slot mags.  It's the 3 litre Essex with manual gearbox and overdrive, this could be a hidden gem.  The only thing that would put me off is if someone had grafted in a sunroof made from an old loft hatch.

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:-(

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I love those supras but that one looks well down the road of dust pan and brush territory.

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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I've always liked these and this one has only 89k on the clock and FSH. According to the ad this car originally cost £17483.00 in 1996 - that's around £28000 in today's money!

 

OMGMEGABARGNOW!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX3-V6/221528328999?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D991bdbeb0b134decba8072a57cef9be3%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D20140122125356%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D251589317228&rt=nc

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

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Those are lovely aren't they. A real looker!!!

Yes indeed. That silver one is on the watch list.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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They sound great too. Only mazda could have come up with the cock arsed idea of a 1.8 v6

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-CLASSIC-1997-RMERCEDES-S500-5-0-V8-LIMO-AUTO-4DR-MET-GREY-BEREVEMENT-SALE-/231312728311?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35db5020f7

 

 

This is a bit of a odd ad, I was casually looking at 500 s class's as you do.

 

PERFECT FOR DRIFTING

 

 

ok chief

 

Complete Unused Princess Di Pack

 

 

What the hell is one of them?????????????

 

Hi, what is your Price to let the car go?Thanks for reply,Wolf

 

 

 

This guy is interested in it then???

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Theres no way I'd sell a car to Wolf off gladiators. just imagine if he decided he wasn't happy with it, he'd come and stove your skull in with his Pugel stick or whatever theyre called.

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