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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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They were popular with councils and highways people up here back in the day.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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MONTEGO RAPIST

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Land-Rover-88-Series-2-Tax-exempt-12mth-MOT-Perkins-Prima-2L-TD-engine-/251399191077?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a888f3a25

 

To be fair though I suppose it's like removing your wife's flange and fitting it to Elle McPherson instead.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This has danger levels of class about it

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-viscount-for-restro-runs-drives-like-a-cresta-pc-but-top-of-the-range-/221333363078?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33887f1986

 

I love these old things, mostly they're either in polished up/trailer queen condition, or look like they're held together by several lengths of tramps trouser belt. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You know, some people don't really deserve to have the internet

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini-clubman-1970-H-reg-restoration-project-/310816117136?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item485e159190

 

 

'Re advertising as buyer thought the car was all in 1 piece'

 

You can't really fucking blame him, can you? You've got one (half-arsed) picture of a complete car and a handful that couldn't be seen if the current Guiness Book of World Record holder  of 'Most un-impaired eyesight' who spotted a mouse dropping on the moon used the Hubble Telescope as he stood on top of a big fuck off radar at Jodrell Bank with his best £1 shop glasses on tried to view them.

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ShiteRider Rank: Citroen Ami

ShiteRider

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I really like those old Cresta's. I'm surprised they'e not more popular really as they were streets ahead of the shite ford knocked out in competion, namely that misshapen turd the mk4 zephyr/zodiac.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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^^^ Christ that red thing is SRSLY bad, why the fuck would anyone chose to drive round in that

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I reckon the target audience for that convertible is probably down to that daft cow from Macclesfield who spent £50,000 trying to make herself look like a young model, but actually ended up looking like mutton dressed as really badly dressed and seemingly much older mutton. Or a bloke with long grey hair, a baseball hat and several hundred quid's worth of Blackpool market's best* aftershave and bling.  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT MICHAEL JACKSON BABY HOTEL BALCONY LATE FOR WEDDING. I CAN DO MAGIC, YOUR KNICKERS WILL AUTOMATICALLY DROP WHEN YOU SEE MY CAR

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-TRIUMPH-2000-Mk-1-BLUE-/291032033949?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c2dc6a9d

 

'This car can quite literally bend spoons just by touching them, and draw smiley face pictures that someone on Blue Peter was thinking of in his head' 

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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I hope it's some sort of nondescript Eastern European diesel in that Volga to add to it's already considerable charms.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That Oldsmobile is on my watch list......

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That's a funny way to spell methadone.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check this bucket of toss out. The window looks like the bathroom of a Rhyl pensioner's bungalow, andf the interior the same as a 1967 static caravan

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-limo-stretch-town-car-with-great-numberplate-Runs-well-/321270304496?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd33cef0

 

 

I'm going to suggest that £950 is stretching it more than Bella Emberg's thong.

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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SOMEONE CALL A DOKTER MY CLACKERZ HAZ ECKSPLOWDED

$_49.JPGIt's being sold by our favourite purveyor of bullshit, TehDocter102, but for once I can forgive all the hyperbole. Just look at it. It's gonna be a few quid, no doubt about that, it's currently £16,000RNM.

If my numbers had come up last night, this would be mine.

And i'd be snorting bolivian marching powder off Rachel Riley's arse over the bonnet.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ORIGINAL-PROTOTYPE-Mk3-HYPER-SPORT-JAGUAR-XJ-S-6-0Litre-MANUAL/200997885258?_trksid=p3984.m2206&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D129%26meid%3D3261940651124899484%26pid%3D100052%26prg%3D1108%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D9%26sd%3D200997885258%26

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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NOT ROUNDABOUT CORNER STEER OH SHIT HERE COMES THE HEDGE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-1300-classic-rat-look-/181277930930?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3501b5b2

 

It looks like it's farted and followed through so badly it's just shit out all it's suspension.

Totally off topic, but Beetle PCG 240M is still alive and kicking in Westcliff on Sea. Looks a lot better than this one!

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