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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I feel sorry for this seller:
Classified ad price: £199.00 . . [Make offer]

History: 17 offers

WTF do people want?! Give the man two FFS! He'd get that on the bridge*.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VOLKSWAG ... 1124806793

*maybe

Em, perhaps not...needs a passenger door window, a new back box as it's got a huge hole in it as well as it being inside the car, probably a headgasket as there's no water in the tank and it looks horribly brown(oh - and a cambelt while you're at it), the tailgate lock fixing, the passenger door lock fixing, a bit of rot on the back end sorting, and...that's all I could see last week. It's not bad for 168000 miles, though. I may have another look at it next week, if he charges up the battery so I can hear it running this time. Also, it's a garage selling it. :D

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I feel sorry for this seller:
Classified ad price: £199.00 . . [Make offer]

History: 17 offers

WTF do people want?! Give the man two FFS! He'd get that on the bridge*.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VOLKSWAG ... 1124806793

*maybe

Em, perhaps not...needs a passenger door window, a new back box as it's got a huge hole in it as well as it being inside the car, probably a headgasket as there's no water in the tank and it looks horribly brown(oh - and a cambelt while you're at it), the tailgate lock fixing, the passenger door lock fixing, a bit of rot on the back end sorting, and...that's all I could see last week. It's not bad for 168000 miles, though. I may have another look at it next week, if he charges up the battery so I can hear it running this time. Also, it's a garage selling it. :D

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This is fucking amazing!!!!

 

$(KGrHqVHJCkFBfiD-G2ZBQdGEZowSg~~60_58.JPG

 

CUSTOM TRANSFORMERS PAINT JOB

 

Mate, printing some A4 pictures of transformers on your fucking HP Deskjet then sticking them on your van and varnishing over them is not a 'custom paint job'. YOU ARE A CRIPPLE.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This is fucking amazing!!!!

 

$(KGrHqVHJCkFBfiD-G2ZBQdGEZowSg~~60_58.JPG

 

CUSTOM TRANSFORMERS PAINT JOB

 

Mate, printing some A4 pictures of transformers on your fucking HP Deskjet then sticking them on your van and varnishing over them is not a 'custom paint job'. YOU ARE A CRIPPLE.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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That "custom" Granny2 hearse gets around a bit; in my spotted thread it's seen being used as an advertising device for a car dealership near Clacton-On-Sea. Nice to see it's still alive.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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That "custom" Granny2 hearse gets around a bit; in my spotted thread it's seen being used as an advertising device for a car dealership near Clacton-On-Sea. Nice to see it's still alive.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How the PISS AND BISCUITS have I not seen this before? Only round the corner from me I think.

 

$T2eC16VHJHwE9n8iiHT3BQdZZ6(iUg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C15-V ... 1e7334b915

 

'The van isn't a looker'

 

I beg to differ. Just not enough to rip into my secret weekend piss up fund.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How the PISS AND BISCUITS have I not seen this before? Only round the corner from me I think.

 

$T2eC16VHJHwE9n8iiHT3BQdZZ6(iUg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C15-V ... 1e7334b915

 

'The van isn't a looker'

 

I beg to differ. Just not enough to rip into my secret weekend piss up fund.

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hauserplenty Rank: BL Wedge

hauserplenty

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Well, I've been considering this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1-OWNER- ... 2a23f0f7fd

But I could do a lot better for the price. That's a lot of charms. I'm not feeling too lucky, as it has a bit more body damage than I'd like. Does appear to be a rust-free California car, though!

But the seller's cool; how could he not be, since he also sells:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/42-oz-Tiny-Char ... 2566aaaaef

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hauserplenty Rank: BL Wedge

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Well, I've been considering this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1-OWNER- ... 2a23f0f7fd

But I could do a lot better for the price. That's a lot of charms. I'm not feeling too lucky, as it has a bit more body damage than I'd like. Does appear to be a rust-free California car, though!

But the seller's cool; how could he not be, since he also sells:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/42-oz-Tiny-Char ... 2566aaaaef

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

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ERR?????????

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-hears ... v4exp=true

 

Reliant hearse, aka "only fools and hearses"

 

Nice...... for that sombre day when your aunt edna goes 6 feet under, what more could bring a tear to your eye than the coffin being towed about by a plastic pig with a big cloud of smoke belching out and passers by shouting out "lovely jubbly" "plonker" "he who dares" etc, how fitting and respectful.....

 

Heres their webshite http://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.com/

 

hearses.jpg

 

 

 

 

This time next year......we'll be bones and dust

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

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ERR?????????

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-hears ... v4exp=true

 

Reliant hearse, aka "only fools and hearses"

 

Nice...... for that sombre day when your aunt edna goes 6 feet under, what more could bring a tear to your eye than the coffin being towed about by a plastic pig with a big cloud of smoke belching out and passers by shouting out "lovely jubbly" "plonker" "he who dares" etc, how fitting and respectful.....

 

Heres their webshite http://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.com/

 

hearses.jpg

 

 

 

 

This time next year......we'll be bones and dust

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R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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I cheekily emailed the seller of this yesterday offering £200. Got a text two hours later telling me to come and get it :D

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1001389992

 

$T2eC16ZHJIQE9qUHuEgnBQ,H9R5Z9w~~48_80.JPG

 

That Xantia V6 has belonged to French Car Forum regulars for yonks... it's been really well cared for including a gearbox rebuild at 140k. Judging by your username, we should get on like a house on fire!

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R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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I cheekily emailed the seller of this yesterday offering £200. Got a text two hours later telling me to come and get it :D

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1001389992

 

$T2eC16ZHJIQE9qUHuEgnBQ,H9R5Z9w~~48_80.JPG

 

That Xantia V6 has belonged to French Car Forum regulars for yonks... it's been really well cared for including a gearbox rebuild at 140k. Judging by your username, we should get on like a house on fire!

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