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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That is possibly the most horrible thing I've seen since I accidentally had sex with an eighty-six year old double amputee.

 

Wasn't there a nice "barn-find" type one for sale about a year ago? By nice I mean one that hasn't been modified by a retarded hillbilly fantasist on some fairly spectacular non-prescription drugs? If it's the same one we should get a lynch mob together and do the neccessary. :evil:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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That is possibly the most horrible thing I've seen since I accidentally had sex with an eighty-six year old double amputee.

 

Wasn't there a nice "barn-find" type one for sale about a year ago? By nice I mean one that hasn't been modified by a retarded hillbilly fantasist on some fairly spectacular non-prescription drugs? If it's the same one we should get a lynch mob together and do the neccessary. :evil:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I can just imagine some mulleted idiot sitting proudly beside that at a car show, wearing a string vest.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I can just imagine some mulleted idiot sitting proudly beside that at a car show, wearing a string vest.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Like the maser but a 425 ?? Not the best to have I had a 425 and a 2,8 spyder there was no comparison the 2.5 was gutless and will be a disappointment. So if your going to buy a rotten maser get a 2.8 or even the 2.0 quad cam much more fun. The auto is actually better than the manual to live with though

 

Agreee with the 2.8 efi comment, but I've not noticed any problems with the manual box in my 222 SE - the ratios are spot-on for the engine power.

 

Plus, since it's fitted with a ZF dog-leg gearbox, I can always sell it to a rally driver when the car terminally dissolves :mrgreen:

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Like the maser but a 425 ?? Not the best to have I had a 425 and a 2,8 spyder there was no comparison the 2.5 was gutless and will be a disappointment. So if your going to buy a rotten maser get a 2.8 or even the 2.0 quad cam much more fun. The auto is actually better than the manual to live with though

 

Agreee with the 2.8 efi comment, but I've not noticed any problems with the manual box in my 222 SE - the ratios are spot-on for the engine power.

 

Plus, since it's fitted with a ZF dog-leg gearbox, I can always sell it to a rally driver when the car terminally dissolves :mrgreen:

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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I can just imagine some mulleted idiot sitting proudly beside that at a car show, wearing a string vest.

 

Having seen the car at a show........................you'd be suprised how close to the truth that statement is :shock::shock:

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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I can just imagine some mulleted idiot sitting proudly beside that at a car show, wearing a string vest.

 

Having seen the car at a show........................you'd be suprised how close to the truth that statement is :shock::shock:

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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1983 LNA - Never MOTd in its whole life!

 

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I PURCHASED THE CAR 3 YEARS AGO FROM THE ORIGINAL OWNER.

 

THE LNA HAD SAT PARKED UP IN THEIR GARAGE SINCE 1985/86 DUE TO THE REAR SILENCER HAVING FALLEN OFF!!..

 

DUE TO IT BEING UNUSED SINCE IT WAS 2 1/2 YEARS OLD, IT HAS NEVER BEEN MOT'D!..

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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1983 LNA - Never MOTd in its whole life!

 

$(KGrHqN,!g8E-6Devm-gBQFF-1nGvQ~~60_3.JPG

 

I PURCHASED THE CAR 3 YEARS AGO FROM THE ORIGINAL OWNER.

 

THE LNA HAD SAT PARKED UP IN THEIR GARAGE SINCE 1985/86 DUE TO THE REAR SILENCER HAVING FALLEN OFF!!..

 

DUE TO IT BEING UNUSED SINCE IT WAS 2 1/2 YEARS OLD, IT HAS NEVER BEEN MOT'D!..

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Sounds fishy. The owner stopped using the car when it was two years old cos the exhaust fell off?

 

Who was the owner? This guy?

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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Sounds fishy. The owner stopped using the car when it was two years old cos the exhaust fell off?

 

Who was the owner? This guy?

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DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Been watching "Confessions Of A Windowcleaner"? Fancy a bit of that, but can't be arsed climbing ladders?

 

Get yourself one of these for perving on the ladies:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110781717856

You've seen the picture!

If anyone does buy that can they come round and take the top out of the Yew tree in my front garden. :)

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Been watching "Confessions Of A Windowcleaner"? Fancy a bit of that, but can't be arsed climbing ladders?

 

Get yourself one of these for perving on the ladies:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110781717856

You've seen the picture!

If anyone does buy that can they come round and take the top out of the Yew tree in my front garden. :)

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