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R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Every panel painted to factory standard in a different shade from the LAGUNA range of colours.

 

Funny that... can't remember seeing Barbie Pink or Apple Green in the brochure. I find it hard to believe that Renault would have made a "colour show car"

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Sierra 1.8TD estate :shock: sadly converted from the mighty rare original 2.3D. Great colour and gold wheels :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Children-Adul ... 257077bedb

 

'I built this so I could spy on my neighbour as she bent down to pick up the paintballs I fired at her house. There's plenty of room for a quick Sherman in the back too and it has wipe clean seats'.

6ettinold Rank Austin Metro

6ettinold

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He's so proud of it he's included TWO photo's with the listing.

I was thinking that it would glow the same colour if it was set alight - though it looks like someone's already had a go as that bodykit looks like its started to melt.

 

 

the only reason i am selling is i am moving
- ASBO???
6ettinold Rank Austin Metro

6ettinold

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eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=160798987387

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-van-mk4-2-0-eco-tec-modified-gsi-look-vxr-corsa-zafira-c20let-coupe-/160798987387?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item25705dd47b

 

I'm speechless...who the fook is bidding on this rattlecan shiteheap? Has he got 9 of his mates to bid so far? The rozzers aren't gonna bother with you in this...

 

eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=160799263365

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-van-1-7-dti-modified-gsi-isuzu-y17dt-not-corsa-vectra-zafira-/160799263365?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2570620a85

 

Jesus...he's been a busy boy.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=160798987387

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-van-mk4-2-0-eco-tec-modified-gsi-look-vxr-corsa-zafira-c20let-coupe-/160798987387?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item25705dd47b

 

I'm speechless...who the fook is bidding on this rattlecan shiteheap? Has he got 9 of his mates to bid so far? The rozzers aren't gonna bother with you in this...

 

Jesus...he's been a busy boy.

 

You'd have to very 'special' to pay £1400 for a £400 car to get a £200 engine so you could lie about keeping up with a VXR.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is that the same Strarcrapt the lad on RR is selling?

 

I'd like to say something nice about these but I had one once and it was incredibly hateful. In actual fact probably in my top two worse cars ever owned. No mean feat that.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-80-/1808 ... 2a1d23418c

 

'Q: Hi looks a decent car, I'm after something with big room in the back for carrying stuff. How many nigers can can you stuff in the boot for exporting back to the border ?

A: as many as you want dick head'

 

Hats removed to the seller for the 'A' of the Q and A above. He should have included the wanker's user id though so we could abuse him in return.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Tidy Volvo 360

 

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6ettinold Rank Austin Metro

6ettinold

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That volvo's ace - but....

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-VECTRA-SRI-16V-BLUE-highly-modified-BARGAIN-GOING-CHEAP-/221019543569?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3375ca9811

 

Although...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL-TIGRA-WHITE-modified-/270977058864?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f177dc830

 

Eh, no....

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-RELIANT-ROBIN-LX-BEIGE-modified-t-t-wkd-real-head-turner-rat-look-MUST-GO-/270974755639?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f175aa337

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How much of a kicking will I get if I said I quite liked that Tigra?

6ettinold Rank Austin Metro

6ettinold

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Cavette...sorry but every time I close my eyes I see one of those coaches reversing over that white stilleto

 

Bodywork is in good condition, few stone chips but overall not bad
- clearly someone's lying and it aint yer fooking camera is it?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-1984-VOLKSWAGEN-MK1-JETTA-LX-BRONZE-1300cc-PRICE-DROP-/160799558591?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26otn%3D10%26pmod%3D160796123904%252B160796123904%26po%3D%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8405842560381463446

Those wheels look expensive.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RUBBER AND PLASTIC BOXED BEIGEAG

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-A ... 2a1d6c82df

 

'MOT RUNS OUT IN MAY. I AM WILLING TO RE MOT IT FOR £100 IAM THAT CONFIDENT'

 

Would you take a Corsa automatic in part-exchange? Tax runs out end of May but I'm willing to re-tax it for £250 as I'm that confident it'll make it to the Post Office, unlike your Allegro.

kinkersaab Rank: Citroen Ami

kinkersaab

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Tidy Volvo 360

 

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Love this, have messages seller offering him my 240 at scrap value against it, fingers crossed gents.

cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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Tidy Volvo 360

 

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Love this, have messages seller offering him my 240 at scrap value against it, fingers crossed gents.

 

 

Saw this in my local Tescos servo the other day, didn't manage a pic - it is absolutely as good as it looks in those pictures though!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ahh, bollocks. That's only about 15 miles away and I'd love it but I'm skint as usual :(

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Photographer of the day:

 

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1.8 SRI CONVERSHUN BUT 1 LITRE ON LOGBOOK of the day:

 

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