eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

'there's no radio so you can listen to the melody of the engine'

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1393382072.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

A 1977 Bellier located on Réunion....

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1393398266.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

which is here...

 

 

Good luck with that.

[John F]

What the actual fuck?

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the advert:

 

"One off project by Portsmouth Aviation Ltd for the MOD in 1971-74.
The vehicle has impressive suspension lift as can be seen in the last photos.
It has the ability with minor work of 4 wheel steering, it has a Range Rover v8 3.9 lpg engine and automatic gearbox placed in but not fitted."

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/S-R-V-1-Ex-MOD-4x4x4-rover-v8/142701246185?hash=item2139a836e9:g:DYAAAOSw0BNakakS

 

Currently on £705 with 1 day 1 hour to go...

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Rally Maestro Turbo!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Maestro-Turbo-1990-G-RALLY-CAR/142708432043?hash=item213a15dcab:g:HV4AAOSwuIRamUb3

 

I drool over that every time it appears....... but he's had it ages now, no buyer obviously and if it really is 'just a fuel pump' - wouldn't you get it going and hike the price accordingly? Puts me off - sadly.

[Magpie215]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F173177993184

 

1.8 vectra estate

10 months test

£400

Great mot history and looks very tidy.

[Hertz]

 

Former Show Winner!

 

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C966700

[0ldCh0d]

Buy this salty priced Bini...With Probably a fucked gearbox...Seller say's its the clutch however...Then, lets see how many PREVIOUS Keepers it has had.....

 

 

 

Previous Keepers 12

 

I'm Out.......lol.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-one-hatchback/1288764705

 

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-1-4-AUTO/142703520217

 

 

the gearbox is excellent and  changes exactly on time

 

So it doesn't have a punctuality problem like I do?

[Junkman]

P reg, so it mustn't be saved.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Proton-SL-1-5cc-4-Door-Saloon/152926091366

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-1200/192466675388

 

 

 

Nova already NOVA declared shocker.

[egg]

The solution.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802264083951

 

 

[Hertz]

Buy this salty priced Bini...With Probably a fucked gearbox...Seller say's its the clutch however...Then, lets see how many PREVIOUS Keepers it has had.....

 

 

I'm Out.......lol.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-one-hatchback/1288764705

 

 

 

My BM has had 11! Going to be a possible sticking point come sale time.

[Junkman]

And now my friends and brothers...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dacia-1310/192466661024

 

 

Uk registered With mot

 

 

I do not wish to be disappointed!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-1-1-1992/152922081624

 

 

a few mage related marks

 

 

"I shall leave some marks on a dark blue 205!"

[Junkman]

Despite misleading reg, cylinder count has full GGG seal of approval.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Daimler-double-six/183104121262

 

 

Which cannot be said about the choice of upholstery material:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUGATTI-TYPE-55-SPORT-ROADSTER-BODY-ALLOY-STAINLESS-CUSTOM-BUILT/273090531685

 

 

This is unique opportunity to purchase a one of piece of art winner numerous car shows

 

So much for car shows.

[Junkman]

Ooooh!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-104-Rare-70s-retro-classic-car-good-runner-in-France-spares-or-repair/382394153769

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-silver-spur-in-beautiful-pink-wedding-car-or-prom-car/112840223745

 

 

 

wedding car or prom car

 

You mean dogging or porn, surely?

[dozeydustman]

Little 70's Puglet is making me weak at the knees. Mrs Dustman was looking over my shoulder while I drooled and said "NO!"

 

Ooooh!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-104-Rare-70s-retro-classic-car-good-runner-in-France-spares-or-repair/382394153769

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf/222857817422

 

 

coil over suspension which greatly improved the handling characteristics

 

Why is it that these just can't be left alone?

[egg]

And now my friends and brothers...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dacia-1310/192466661024

 

 

I do not wish to be disappointed!

 

Advisory notice item(s)

• car has some play in steering
• some body rust under car

 

If only we had some people driving back from Bulgaria?

[Junkman]

Little 70's Puglet is making me weak at the knees. Mrs Dustman was looking over my shoulder while I drooled and said "NO!"

 

GIB, ffs!

 

 

Advisory notice item(s)

• car has some play in steering
• some body rust under car

If only we had some people driving back from Bulgaria?

 

Bulgaria.

 

The undiscovered pearl in a sea of snot, where cars neither rust nor develop play in their steering components.

[dozeydustman]

Lack of parking space/garage/currency forces my hand more so than Mrs D, especially as it looks like I'm going to be forking out a few hundred quid getting the Saab fixed. Again.

[Junkman]

I thought Swedish cars are so good, they never break and nothing ever needs fixing?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-B2-1982-X-Reg-5-door-hatchback-5-speed-manual-dare-I-say-Barn-Find/312075918530

 

 

dare I say: 'Barn Find'

 

Go and fuck something much more unpleasant to fuck than a duck.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dark-Red-Volvo-240-DLM-Estate/202240626101

 

Why is the seller doing the Macarena?

[Junkman]

Aw shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Chevrolet-Bel-Air-BREAKING-Engine-Gearbox-Axle-Door-Boot-Wheel-Lamp-Bumpe/391984345829

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-307-T1-pick-up-diesel-1988-e-reg-classic-export-etc/132523949663?hash=item1edb0afe5f:g:L2oAAOSwGstamVIt

[Cavcraft]

Anyone good at maths explain how a £750 car with £500's worth of shit thrown onto it is worth £4,995?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Land-Rover-Discovery-GS-ES-2-5TD5-Custom-5k-extras-Not-to-be-missed/132523853552?hash=item1edb0986f0:g:dH4AAOSwP-1amT6I

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megane-1-8-Alize-Ltd-Edition/202240144789

 

 

Alize Ltd Edition

 

Alize?

Who the fuck is Alize?