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Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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Good luck with that one. I do have a soft spot for Marina based stuff as my Dad worked for Kennings and I think we had every single model over the whole lifespan of the car range apart from maybe the last Itals. It's rare and worth whatever some punter will pay for it but I'm out.....

GrumpiusMaximus Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Super RARE Renault Avantime 2.0 Turbo

Edgbaston, Birmingham, United Kingdom
£1,850

Super RARE Renault Avantime

2.0 Turbo

Good amount of paperwork with it

12 months MOT

Has been parked for 2 years so has some wear and tear and a few electrical gremlins.

Selling as a Project and as spares or repairs.

Prices are on the rise so be quick!

Not many around and only a limited amount made. A very nice investment indeed.

Very futuristic looking! Always gets attention and comments.

Even the local Renault dealer was pleasantly surprised!

Please note Registration mark will be remove but can be purchased.

 

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There's an Avantine down in Chartham Hatch near Canterbury.  I'm astounded every time I go past it...

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-XJR-4-0-TWR-JAGUAR-SPORT-1993-origin-rare-MASONS-BLACK-1-no-reserve/232669596506

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Of all the stupid buyer milking concepts I've encountered so far, this is the most retarded.

 

 

 

Yeah, I bloody bet you will.

 

 

 

What a dismal con artist!

 

 

 

Most evidently not!

 

 

 

Why don't you say it's fucked at the beginning of the ad?

 

All of that. I suggest https://www.motorwise.com/index.cfm

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

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What a dismal wanker. Those alloys are 86% of the reason to own an XJ Sport. Twat.

 

I bet all his school reports said "must try harder".....

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Tried to GiB with that 306. That’d do me a good turn up and down the A1 each day.

 

Sadly, the seller is old school and wants me to view it first. I’ve even asked him for bank details so I can ping him a deposit - no deal.

 

So it’s not going to happen for me, but I now know if you turn up briskly with £400 it’s yours.

 

Once again, the bargain cars are in the SW - not leafy Cambridgeshire.

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

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NOT V8 MEXICO SWIMMING POOL BENTLEY RECOVERY TRUCK SOGGY BISCUIT ISOCYANATES COUNCIL POP UR MUM M8

 

 

What you expect...

 

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What you get...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-LEXUS-V8-MILK-FLOAT-CUSTOM-CAR-HOTROD-PROJECT/162906836691?hash=item25ee010ed3:g:hscAAOSw5KtaiGbo

 

'I WILL NOT DIVULGE THIS REGISTRATION IN MESSAGES OR OVER THE PHONE TO PREVENT "CLONING",'

 

 

Yep, totes understandable. I mean, you don't want everyone with a fucking Reliant Scimitar chassis, three lengths of plyboard and a ratchet strap cruising round the streets using your plate, would you?

 

So you get a pile of random shit then?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Where else but a run down British sea side resort? If they haven't bought a PT Cruiser with 'Elvis Boulevard' American number plates instead, something's gone very wrong.

 

 

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/529591373741428/permalink/1863896523644233/?comment_id=1864119626955256&notif_id=1519078733223463&notif_t=group_comment_mention&ref=notif

 

'Police car look like omega'

 

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The higher you build your barriers
The taller I become

 

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The further you take my wheels away
The faster I will run

 

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You can deny me, you can decide
To turn your face away

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-a3-8L-1-6-70k-spares-or-repair-easy-fix/122976398738?hash=item1ca1f6ed92:g:OegAAOSwlAZaixWs

 

'Needs a coolant leak fix'

 

Something inside so wrong?
 

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